Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Casual Garbage]

Now that Chris thinks that he's growing a Vag i bet you he'll try to impregnate himself. Just like in Sonichu Canon, Chris is going to try and inject himself with his own sperm to try and have Crystal. Please some one find out what would happen if sperm was introduced to an abscess.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I highly doubt Chris will die but it did make me think of his tombstone effigy courtesy of everyone at KF:

"Here lies Chris. He was an idiot."

 

[WeeGee]

It is going to be a really sad funeral when the only people who show up are his internet fans. No gal pals no family except maybe barb. Should we wear our sonichu medallions or is that to autistic.

Just place them at his grave instead of flowers.

 

[Scotty G]

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He's finally cracking. About time.

 

[Reshiram]

Hypothetically if this was deadly, what kind of time period would Chris have before death?

 

[4Macie]

It's fuzz and/or hair sticking out from one of his fat folds.

No not that...the whole whiter than his skin area. That can't be fuzz can it?? It's probably the size of a dollar coin.

 

[Sanshain]

Now that Chris thinks that he's growing a Vag i bet you he'll try to impregnate himself. Just like in Sonichu Canon, Chris is going to try and inject himself with his own sperm to try and have Crystal. Please some one find out what would happen if sperm was introduced to an abscess.

Probably extreme infection. Frankly I'm astonished it hasn't happened already. But then again, lolcows have in the past demonstrated nothing short of superhuman resilience to the effects of their own terminal stupidity. Remember when people were counting the days till Phil was hospitalized from infections caused by his lack of hygiene and frequent tattoo sessions?

 

[Lysistrata]

Lolcows sure know how to pick a hill to die on.

 

[Bugaboo]

So if he's using pantie liners for his unclit's "periods" surely he must know that periods are blood and not puss right?
Also I've seen abcesses drained on animals and the smell is revolting so if he does end up in the hospital please pray for the medical staff that have to fix it because it will not be fun for them

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

That could explain the UTI he got earlier this year.

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-in...ase/perineal-injury-in-males/Pages/facts.aspx

He could fuck up his bladder or give himself ED.

Weird how his game started via ED and ends via ED...


...I'll see myself out.

 

[A Flying Nun]

So if he's using pantie liners for his unclit's "periods" surely he must know that periods are blood and not puss right?
Also I've seen abcesses drained on animals and the smell is revolting so if he does end up in the hospital please pray for the medical staff that have to fix it because it will not be fun for them

Dear fucking god, you're right. Screw Chris Chan, pray for the brave people that have to operate on him.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I hope this just goes to show that for disgusting self humiliation from Chris requires no money. He volunteered this information without being paid to sing off key and reading stupid stories

 

[Karen Riley]

Its funny, because someone recently linked the Cwcki article about the original unclit and I was reading about it this morning. All I could think about was how lucky Chris was that he decided to stop doing it before things got really bad for his health, yet here we go again. He's clearly learned nothing from how painful an ordeal that was the last time.

You have to love Chris saying that he didn't want a paparazzi or tabloid level of coverage on this, when he's oversharing what he's doing to the point of even showing off an image of the unclit. News would leak eventually, but if he wanted to keep it quiet, a long and rambling Facebook post detailing all of his plans probably wasn't his finest idea.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I've seen Chris's genitals too many times to be considered healthy. I will not click that link. Bent duck, infected taint, now a gaping wound on his sack. I have seen too much and this will break my soul.

 

[nhocgreen]

So if he's using pantie liners for his unclit's "periods" surely he must know that periods are blood and not puss right?
Also I've seen abcesses drained on animals and the smell is revolting so if he does end up in the hospital please pray for the medical staff that have to fix it because it will not be fun for them

Eh. Panty liners are for daily discharge, not period. They are thinner than sanitary pads. He probably thinks his vagina is discharging...

 

[Zorceror44]

You know, I'll give Christine some credit. If you squint while looking at the picture from 10 feet away, it might actually look like a labia a little bit.

With that said, I need to go pour hydrogen peroxide on my eyeballs.

 

[Vault Boy]

What the fuck, Chris. What the fuck.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Dunno if this has already been mentioned but I can tell you what this is.

It's an abscess possibly brought on by an infection where his taint piercing used to be. But Stephanie Bustcakes, being such an autistic slob, believes it's her true and honest vagina being made. Most likely it's been developing inside his body ever since and it finally ruptured. No gangrene yet but without proper treatment it's going to be heading that way real soon based on his sanitary habits alone. If you shit yourself on a regular basis, getting it into contact with an abscess is like injecting shit directly into your body.

He needs to get to a hospital now.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

He just told me he went to the hospital last night and they said it was clean.

 

[Vault Boy]

You know, I'll give Christine some credit. If you squint while looking at the picture from 10 feet away, it might actually look like a labia a little bit.

With that said, I need to go pour hydrogen peroxide on my eyeballs.

Just use bleach like Homer Simpson did.

Wouldn't blame you in the slightest.