Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Dan makes some funny content, but I knew this was fucking idiotic the second I saw him contact that guy. I was like, what the fuck are you doing bro. Plus Dan’s got a wife and shit. Homie, log off.

He probably dragged ONA forums into some crazy shit, hoping for the best there.
Probably thought they would be more lenient and get a laugh out of it or something and not think he'd be dragging people into a potential crime. He's not very smart.

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Though he could have just as easily thought he could either pass the blame on to them easier or at the very least share the blame with them now that I think about it.
 
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I don't recall this site closing down when worse shit happened because of a user, like Fuck You going off and killing two kids and cucked by a couch.
There was nobody to ban by the time we knew it happened. Also we already banned Dan ourselves for shit far less stupid than cozying up to a swatter (well nool did anyway).
 
There was nobody to ban by the time we knew it happened. Also we already banned Dan ourselves for shit far less stupid than cozying up to a swatter (well nool did anyway).
I think he banned Dan before the thread locked didn't he? I don't recall any posts from him after that.
 
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Every woman on the internet gets called “fat,” Patrick. It’s not a big deal. Get over it.

I guess it's some primal ape brain thing that I know he's full of shit and it bothers me.
To me, that makes him funny.

It's a bomb threat called into a Lutheran school around eight hours ago.
Fuck everyone involved. I hope they go to the bad prison.

five sinks
What is the story behind the “five sinks” thing?
 
What is the story behind the “five sinks” thing?
I've been wondering that myself. I'd go and scroll through hundreds of pages of OnA and find out, but they're locked down tighter than a nuns chastity belt. I hope it's at least funny and not some stupid flex on Patrick.
 
know I guess it's some primal ape brain thing that I know he's full of shit and it bothers me
Please don’t deprive yourself of the lulz bestowed by those who take themselves WAY too seriously. That earnestness is the funniest fucking thing in the word. The sheer delusion is incredible. Enjoy it!
 
I've been wondering that myself. I'd go and scroll through hundreds of pages of OnA and find out, but they're locked down tighter than a nuns chastity belt. I hope it's at least funny and not some stupid flex on Patrick.
I just don’t get the board’s culture. I enjoy lurking well enough, but the learning curve is steep and I don’t have anything to contribute. I just want to know about the sinks.
 
We kind of buried the hatchet but honestly I've still kinda always sorta hated Dan since that time called me out by name on his shitty podcast.

Each time he's taken an L since that day I can't help but feel a little schadenfreude.

Can't deny he's given us some solid content though, that's just facts.

Best of luck to you heading forward, Dan.
 
I just don’t get the board’s culture. I enjoy lurking well enough, but the learning curve is steep and I don’t have anything to contribute. I just want to know about the sinks.
It's not the worst board culture to understand. I've read through worse. I just had to remind myself that they're over the age 40 and probably haven't been using computers for more than two decades and it was easier to understand their jokes and stuff. It would be far worse if they were 23 or younger. I'd have an easier time continuing to translate Arabic for one of the Manhwa's I'm reading.

I do agree with the contributing part. Not my cup of tea as it's just too niche and never listened to OnA. There's really only four forum's I bother with now. This one, Nulled (I think dread is still dead so dropped that), a crack site and a business/ investment forum I read once a week.

We kind of buried the hatchet but honestly I've still kinda always sorta hated Dan since that time called me out by name on his shitty podcast.

Each time he's taken an L since that day I can't help but feel a little schadenfreude.

Can't deny he's given us some solid content though, that's just facts.

Best of luck to you heading forward, Dan.
I think he tried too hard to get something as good as the tapes and when he had one success it got to his head.
 
I just don’t get the board’s culture. I enjoy lurking well enough, but the learning curve is steep and I don’t have anything to contribute. I just want to know about the sinks.
The pests as a group have existed since the late 90s. There's over two decades of memes and inside jokes to catch up on.

The sinks reference started when Dan (who was likely drunk) came into a forum thread that was shitting on him. His response to the haters was something like, "I have five sinks at my house. How many do you losers have?" I don't have a screenshot or an exact quote, but it was something like that. 'Five sinks' immediately became a meme.
 
The pests as a group have existed since the late 90s. There's over two decades of memes and inside jokes to catch up on.

The sinks reference started when Dan (who was likely drunk) came into a forum thread that was shitting on him. His response to the haters was something like, "I have five sinks at my house. How many do you losers have?" I don't have a screenshot or an exact quote, but it was something like that. 'Five sinks' immediately became a meme.
Are they at least nice sinks? Where are they? Does he have one in his garage? Do they all get used? Does he considered a double sink as one sink or two? Like does a sink need a faucet for each sink to count as one? Does his wife have her own or do they all have to share? Such a weird flex, even when drunk.
 
I take it you are still quite peeved about that time they called you a faggot?
Why would I care about that? I didn't even care that they were joking around saying that I was going to bomb some school or something. They say stupid shit. It's just what they do, for them it's funny. It's why I said that one moron (Dan) took things too far.
 
But when you look at someone you can just tell how well they'd probably do in a fight and this guy wouldn't. And yet he acts like he can rip phone books in half.
Agreed and it’s really fucking annoying. There’s no shortage of soft pudgy nerds but his endless tough-guy bravado really makes him grate on the nerves. It’s only because we live in current-year that a fat blowhard like him hasn’t gotten his lisping ass kicked left and right already

He’s a truly fat faggot who shrieks like a woman. He’d talk a bunch of shit, then go down in one punch and crumple like an obese deck of cards.

I’m not saying people should try fight him, I’m just saying…..he’d suck at it. So maybe don’t talk so much about kicking people’s ass, Fatrick. It makes guys wanna prove what a pussy you’d be in a fight. Your head also looks like a bloated, greasy balloon.
 
Yeah, he's an odd guy. I personally have always been okay with him and he's done a lot for patposting in general. But yeah, he does some odd things lol. No man needs nor should own 5 sinks.
Imagine you're a Mick from Massachusetts who has five sinks but you want six or more and are willing to get them by any means necessary. You find a fat retard with a dark past and do some investigation with legal requests for information which yield results and you fire up a podcast to spread the news but nobody's watching so you join a couple forums to publicize your work and then get banned from the forum owned by a one sink ooperator living in Croatia for your poor behavior and ignore advice from the members of the other forum run by a dude that owns sinks all over the world including a sink in Milwaukee and then get banned from there as well.

Turns out that ignoring advice from admin is a poor choice, but consolation can be found with Brazilian women, ja ja ja.
 
He was talking shit to nool about how he was "humorless" because he didn't think falsely accusing people of being child molesters was hilarious.
To be fair, wasn't there like or two other idiots getting on Null's case that day like the guy who said Patrick's thread makes him thousands of dollars?
 
Why would I care about that? I didn't even care that they were joking around saying that I was going to bomb some school or something. They say stupid shit. It's just what they do, for them it's funny. It's why I said that one moron (Dan) took things too far.
I mean you seem kinda assmad about it, you told them to grow some balls and referred to da forums as a hugbox lol. It’s many things, but a hugbox is not one of them. Da forums is essentially the “Gu” pot from Chinese folklore which I personally find charming, it’s just that Dan happened to be the most venomous creature in the pot this time and fucked it up for everyone.

There is not much you can do at this point other than shut up shop for a lil bit, keep the swatter and shit stirrers like Pat & Jackie who will no doubt take advantage and gayop out and then resume business as usual once it blows over.
 
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