🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[stink rink]

He is a godly man who is extra THICC. Sex is of no use to him.

His folds act as a fleshlight, constantly edging him. He is a sexual deity.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Jon just joked that he was gonna hit Letty with the bible and everyone believed him.

I think it's more that they were hoping he would have.

 

[Thought Himinal]

If she does call up and ask him to give up on all this potential money after a full week of this because she's jealous of his robobaby with Violetta, she's crazy.

There's like a 30% chance any contestant gets paid.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

As I watched Josie go back up to her room for bed, I wondered if this will be the thing that turns everyone against Damiel. If he fucks this up for Josie, everyone will hate him instantly.

Unless his goal is to be hated by the fans he should be well aware that being good with Josie is the best way to get fan support.

 

[Lokenstien]

Mauro why would you curse the house by tempting the wrathful banshee of TTS looming, growing, waiting to wreak total mental havoc?

 

[retard strength]

JON IS THREATENING TO KILL THE BABY TO PUNISH SIMMONS

$1700, Jon!!

 

[Squatty Potty]

Damn, Mauro is a sleeper, but he just hyped me up with the prospect of TTS coming back tonight. Guess I'll stay up for another hour.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

The only thing I'm worried about is that if Simmons leaves, it might open the floodgates for some of the weaker-willed contestants to start leaving as well. Especially with TTS presumably coming back online in the near future, I'm worried for Sylvia and Lettie. If you think you can trust Jet's wigger crew to properly safeguard it against the A-logs, you're retarded.

They need to give out more fishbux. It's their best way to keep people on the show since they'd have to forfeit thousands if they walk out.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Vance sitting in the corner like a wimp. Goddamn what a balding, salty dickhead. He's probably lurking so the others won't talk shit about him, same as what he's been doing to everyone else.

 

[supersock12345]

They removed the "Eliminated" from Damiel in the contestants menu

 

[TwoToedTed]

Has Mauro slept at all today? Feel deprived of pillow cam

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jet comes in and explains that Simmons was being questioned over a potential knife and warns everyone that weapons get you kicked off the show. He says something, they laugh, then he leaves. Now we're back to Simmons' Skinner box.

Slight correction: Jet said that having a pocket knife would NOT get you kicked from the show, only that you should let Jet know so he can keep it downstairs until the show is done.

And Jet laughed because Jon asked if CBD was allowed because he threw away his CBD lotion on the way to the house.

He is a godly man who is extra THICC. Sex is of no use to him.

A true fertility god(dess)

JCS wouldn't know what to do with him as he broke every rule in the book and got a rock solid confession without even trying.

If he had smacked her across the face with the good book that would have been incredible

As I watched Josie go back up to her room for bed, I wondered if this will be the thing that turns everyone against Damiel. If he fucks this up for Josie, everyone will hate him instantly.

I genuinely feel sorry for Josie having to share a bedroom with Damiel, I have to imagine it makes her a bit uncomfortable.

 

[Aristides]

Mauro why would you curse the house by tempting the wrathful banshee of TTS looming, growing, waiting to wreak total mental havoc?

Mauro: "Bring TTS back on." This isn't the first time I've heard him say this. Maybe he should consider that the other fish may have damning digital footprints.

 

[stink rink]

"I dont cawe. I will cwaim it as such."

Jon's reaction to being told that the living room is not his bedroom.

When pressed about why he's so loud, he claims that it's not his fault that people come downstairs and talk to him, as if he's not CONSTANTLY IN THE MAIN FUCKING ROOM IN THE HOUSE

 

[President Xi]

Is Simmons real?

 

[curbside2]

Simmons feels the sweat on his brow. He shouldn’t have agreed to the the word association game. He could have redirected to the Bible.

“Pwumpkon”

“Orange?”

Cleared that one.

“Dwog”

“Dinner?”

Another one down. This was easier than expected.

“Camper”

“Easy target?”

Simmons had only a moment to contemplate his mistake before the knife plunges into his chest, straight through his training bra. Jet had questioned them both about the knife but the autistic Paladin hadn’t flinched. The room grows dark and the last thing Simmons can hear is something about not being a Top G.

 

[cwestg]

just realized jon has fetal alcohol face shape

 

[dramamine]

They need to give out more fishbux. It's their best way to keep people on the show since they'd have to forfeit thousands if they walk out.

more fishbux AND more torture = perfect show

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

View attachment 5088133 $1700, Jon!!

Isn't Jon safe? Or am I misunderstanding what "SAFE FISH" means?

 

[King George III]

There's like a 30% chance any contestant gets paid.

There were 20k in chat earlier, which requires a $40 season pass, so that's roughly $800k right there.