💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Tubal Ligation would I think also require a six week sort of wait. But I dont know that someone would have that done in Wayzata.

I thought the same thing as well, but the little bit of reading I did suggests you can mount the horse (or have the horse mount you) as soon as you are painfree since the surgery is done by camera via small holes in the abdomen and doesn't even involve the vag.

My instincts still lean towards whatever Kayla had was legitimately medical.
 
That same place offers "vaginal rejuvenation" surgery.

This was my thought as well. Don't they offer a 'mommy makeover' where they do belly, tits, face and vagina all in one go?

This could also explain Nick's comments about how having five kids had wrecked her body. Perhaps he complained so much about her ruined old snatch that she felt obliged to take it back to the machine shop for a rebore?
 
This was my thought as well. Don't they offer a 'mommy makeover' where they do belly, tits, face and vagina all in one go?

This could also explain Nick's comments about how having five kids had wrecked her body. Perhaps he complained so much about her ruined old snatch that she felt obliged to take it back to the machine shop for a rebore?
They pulled out her undercarriage with an ice-cream scooper and refurbished it with a Balldo, as specified by Nick’s sponsorship deal.
 
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My guess is a Cynthia report.
I'm gonna guess it was TiC. He seems to be the kind of alog who is active rather than observing.

It's amusing to me to watch the deterioration of Nick's community. He went from highly active chat with constant memeing and conversation to lewd posts in the span of a week. Most of the "prudes and incels" left at the lewdposting, especially since Nick encouraged it. When the lewd posters got attention from others besides Nick, they stopped talking, and suddenly the dregs of Nick's community are still there sperging at each other hoping to be noticed.

I also love how pro-marriage all the lewd posters are. If your significant other is OK with you sending lewds to a community of questionables, you're married to a cuck. If they're not ok with it or don't know about it, you're not staying within the covenant of marriage.
 
I'm gonna guess it was TiC. He seems to be the kind of alog who is active rather than observing.

It's amusing to me to watch the deterioration of Nick's community. He went from highly active chat with constant memeing and conversation to lewd posts in the span of a week. Most of the "prudes and incels" left at the lewdposting, especially since Nick encouraged it. When the lewd posters got attention from others besides Nick, they stopped talking, and suddenly the dregs of Nick's community are still there sperging at each other hoping to be noticed.

I also love how pro-marriage all the lewd posters are. If your significant other is OK with you sending lewds to a community of questionables, you're married to a cuck. If they're not ok with it or don't know about it, you're not staying within the covenant of marriage.
Cynthia was trolling the chat early this month with screenshots pulled from here as 'Jenee'. The images in the report here and what Jenees posted are identical, but TiC could have pulled them as well.

Just an inuition...

It is these posters who profess religious conviction but engage in degeneracy that give the rest bad names. They use it as a cloak for covering their own failings. 'You cannot judge me! Only God can!', unironically...

The sea change in who was posting was drastic. Though the FUTA question being lost was a net gain to the community. Unbreaded is getting similarly old...
Did Nick stop doing shows?
For about a week. Not even a low-effort LOCALS stream. He did tell his fans he would be gone, but only on stream. No Twitter or community post on any SM.
 
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This, but I think that's not happening. Jersh has taken a big gay stand against Nick because he's a fucking prude


@CGoody564 Dude, you fucktard. I find it unreasonably funny that hardliners on both sides are accusing Null of simultaneously Nose-guarding and taking a "Big Gay Stand against Nick". You should fight Twitter is Cancer irl to decide who's right.
 
It is these posters who profess religious conviction but engage in degeneracy that give the rest bad names. They use it as a cloak for covering their own failings. 'You cannot judge me! Only God can!', unironically...
Only God can judge your soul, the rest of us can judge the fuck out of your lame ass down here.
 
I thought the same thing as well, but the little bit of reading I did suggests you can mount the horse (or have the horse mount you) as soon as you are painfree since the surgery is done by camera via small holes in the abdomen and doesn't even involve the vag.

My instincts still lean towards whatever Kayla had was legitimately medical.
The thing I'm wondering was if it was a medically necessary surgery why wouldn't Nick just say what it was? He already shared the already very personal information about how long they couldn't have sex.

If it was some sort of cosmetic surgery, this would fit the pattern where Nick overshares about something before coming to a screeching halt where he doesn't want to tell the whole story. Like talking about going to a underwear party at a bar where he got hit on by lesbians, but then later saying people were "mad" (i.e. mocking) him for "going to a bar" and not pointing out that people were making fun of him for driving 2 hours to go to a gay bar for his birthday, and how incongruous that was with the image he portrayed.

It didn't even make any sense. Why would people react to him going to "a bar"? But Nick was adamant in referring it to "the bar" and not specifying that it was a gay bar.

This could also explain Nick's comments about how having five kids had wrecked her body. Perhaps he complained so much about her ruined old snatch that she felt obliged to take it back to the machine shop for a rebore?
Yeah. People brought up how insane it was that he would not only say that, but say that in public on his live stream to thousands of viewers.
 
I'm gonna guess it was TiC. He seems to be the kind of alog who is active rather than observing.
It could have been TiC, but I also think it's just as likely that Still-Life was reported by somebody who unironically likes Rekieta too. Either on or off Locals.

There's a damn good reason why moderators who aren't named Nick Rekieta tend to ban fedposters. And it's not because they don't sufficiently love "freeze peach." Null has banned fedposters. Somebody like Still-Life is more of an existential threat to Nick's Locals than the damn robot they keep crying about. Most of them seem quite dumb, but I wouldn't discount that one of them had a flash of intelligence and saw long-term value in Still-Life being reined in (not that it appeared to work).

Contrast this against the GSG, in which the only reason to report that is to try and fuck with Rekieta.
 
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@CGoody564 Dude, you fucktard. I find it unreasonably funny that hardliners on both sides are accusing Null of simultaneously Nose-guarding and taking a "Big Gay Stand against Nick". You should fight Twitter is Cancer irl to decide who's right.
Null has gotten a lot of unreasonable heat for being pretty neutral on this. As I understand it, he actually likes/respects Nick, but doesn't like most of Nick's collaborators (specifically Drexel) or Nick's new direction. The people getting worked up about Null's position are being gay morons.
 
Highlights from nick being at The Dick Show WATP crossover live show:

Nick sounded like his soggy cigar ruptured his throat.
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He couldn't tell a 1 minute story about a guy killing chickens without making it sexual.
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Nick projects his high school reunion fears on Karl.
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Nick's first joke on stage bombed completely.
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While Karl is playing their horrible crossover song, Nick wont stop talking and Karl has to tell him to shut up. Nick says he doesn't understand preparation.
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Nick complains about the show prep he was given for their live show.
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After how little he prepped for his own live event why would he try for someone else's.

More gay dick talk.
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And he made a hilariously original joke.
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I don't know if this guy was trolling or just a drunk fan, but I thought it was funny
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I realize this is late and gay cherry picking but this is such a shame. For a long time in my opinion (starting from the very very beginning) Nick was very quickwitted and could come up with improvized setups and quips when having a back and forth with others that could make guest streams some of the best. This is what kept me listening even if I didn't care for the subject. I could then see why some would say he should do some stand up comedy (although it wouldn't translate well to a solo set) as it felt like he had done a good amount of improv classes. The occasional drunk Nick could get out there but he mostly seemed selfaware. Turns out actually caring, psyching yourself up, being in a good place generally and and just being sober most of the time helps. It's too late to pull up now, we are at the part where he needs a complete break to get over the burnout. It has been a long time since he last said he has the best job on the planet and looked like he meant it.
edit: last sentence clarified
 
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