Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[It's Over Anakin]

It's kind of obvious that Bam after jackass tried hard to be a clone of ville Valo.

Bro it goes so much deeper. Bam was the biggest Valo simp around, he developed an eating disorder so that he could have the same exact body type as Valo, put his band logo over everything and even got into drinking because of HIM. He wanted to be Valo with every fiber of his being

 

[TheAlgaeRhythm]

DocumentCloud

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Here is the autopsy report. Maybe I'm blind but there was no soot found in his throat.

Page 4, under Anatomical Summary:

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D. scant soot present within the trachea

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Apologies if this has already been said but Jesse lives in Castle Bam now. He took it over recently after he got divorced from the mother of his 3 children.

I skimmed through his Twitter and that nigga needs to delete it.

He’s literally Bam’s Cole Smithey, complete with Smithey-tier takes.


imagine having TDS in the year of our lord 2023.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Bro it goes so much deeper. Bam was the biggest Valo simp around, he developed an eating disorder so that he could have the same exact body type as Valo, put his band logo over everything and even got into drinking because of HIM. He wanted to be Valo with every fiber of his being

in the last interview with the blonde thot he says Tokio Hotel is amazing. First time i've seen a male say they like Tokio Hotel much less a 43 yr old dude. He has the same music taste as a 12 yr old girl from 2007.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

I recall the Margera family before Bam lived next door to a power plant maybe it messed with there DNA.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

1000%. I know of someone in the exact same vein as dink sunker and they get the same treatment from their folks and the end result is a 40 year histrionic manchild. And funnily enough they even have the same fucking tattoos. A human slipknot shirt.
Ive noticed the people that latched onto bam on a personal level are 15 year old girls and the 40 year old dudes that try and fuck 15 year olds. Truly a fascinating mold to observe bloom outside the context of le random early 00's. They are all irredeemable.

It's because those people matured to the same level as him, still thinking viva la bam is the perfect dream life. Some people just don't get the memo that the party has to end.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

It's because those people matured to the same level as him, still thinking viva la bam is the perfect dream life. Some people just don't get the memo that the party has to end.

It's something when Duane Peters & Jay Adems can show you the path your headding down and still refuse to stop, let's hope he doesn't go full Mark Gator Rogowski.

 

[Russell Coight]

Bam describing this escapade in his video


TMZ's footage

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

in the last interview with the blonde thot he says Tokio Hotel is amazing. First time i've seen a male say they like Tokio Hotel much less a 43 yr old dude. He has the same music taste as a 12 yr old girl from 2007.

For many people younger than Bam, Tokio Hotel was the band that made them realize they weren’t going to be hip forever and their favorite bands were eventually going to look like this scene in the Simpsons:


Bam was 27, and a 27 year old former alt kid in 2007 would’ve already experienced this with MCR and even Linkin Park.

What’s next? A skate sesh with Dahvie Vanity? Sucking a log of shit out of Andy Sixx’s Log Chute?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Bro it goes so much deeper. Bam was the biggest Valo simp around, he developed an eating disorder so that he could have the same exact body type as Valo, put his band logo over everything and even got into drinking because of HIM. He wanted to be Valo with every fiber of his being

Bam has blamed literally everything for him getting into drinking. Hint: he’s an alcoholic, he’s always going to blame something other than himself

 

[Poop Shoot]

Bam is deeply in love with Vallo. Never gonna change my mind on that one.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This jackass reboot is worse than dirty grandpa, wake me when the headline is bam margera found dead in Pennsylvania wilderness

 

[Kulee Baba]

I skimmed through his Twitter and that nigga needs to delete it.

He’s literally Bam’s Cole Smithey, complete with Smithey-tier takes.

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imagine having TDS in the year of our lord 2023.

You're so right about Jess being Bam's Cole. Hell even worse Cole wasn't so retarded that he felt he could hijack Sonichu.

Yeah Jess the world needs Bam Margera's school shooting charity music. Maybe they can collab with Cool Cat.

Edit: Jess was asking for help with T-Mobile, assumingly in the hopes that they could track Bam.

And just in the last hour orbiter and #FREEBAM Leader BJ is now goofing on him.

 

[King Kiwi]

More bait from the Silent Witness on the Bam interview.
In another day ending in "y" Bam is still on the run but has attacked someone and is hiding in a wooded area. Police are currently looking for him.View attachment 5082591

It's our survival instinct. Primal law. No manmade law can ever tame it even if it can break the human spirit.

 

[Bob_]

Have that found the little scamp yet? Can't wait to see what the next round of hijinx are!

 

[draggs]

Have that found the little scamp yet? Can't wait to see what the next round of hijinx are!

I think they want some homeowner to shoot Bam trying to break into their shed or some shit, the area is not the deep woods they shoulda found him by now if they were really trying

 

[Wesker]

Page 4, under Anatomical Summary:

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D. scant soot present within the trachea

So there it is. He fried, but it's anyone's guess he was alive during that.

 

[The Sea Witch]

mild PL: Some years back I worked in West Chester. It's a nice area, mostly middle/upper class suburbs shit and it's a college town. Philly is like 10 miles away and it's not very far from the main line. There's no deep forest like people seem to be imagining. West Chester and Chester/Chichester are vastly different places, and it seems people are getting them mixed up.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Never been listening to this genre so I didn't know about the band HIM and this Finnish guy. It's kind of obvious that Bam after jackass tried hard to be a clone of ville Valo.

Teenage girls first "dark" band, but actually not too dark and still radio-safe. Bam's simping for it was always embarassing.

 

[Wesker]

When all is said and Dunn done he will have died as he lived, disgustingly.
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lol at the random puking.

I knew someone that was this level of an alky, who's sober now but prematurely aged just like Bam. They couldn't leave the house without a bag to vomit in. Great way to wreck your teeth. What a life!