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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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I think he just wants to take the heat off his relationship. Him surviving some of the vickers lawsuits is contingent on her being the one that did something (such as sending the journals) rather than him. Didn't he visit with masterson (balding) recently? I wouldn't be surprised if that creature is giving him advice.
this may be something related, he may be throwing the horse under the bus and thinking that not being married anymore means he can't be dragged into it
 
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Is it too late for an annulment? Or is Meigh saddled with the Ralphadebt?
I think it would be reasonable to argue that he should leave the relationship with the debt he entered with, as long as she agrees to leave the relationship with the assets she entered with ie, Ralph keeps his empire of dirt and Meigh keeps nothing. After all, she already doesn't have shit, she could just leave the Killstream t-shirts behind and move on.

If it comes to it, I think Harry will try and support Meigh by funding legal representation (since Harry has seemingly attempted to be supportive thus far) and Ralph will be forced to pro se everything (like always), so its reasonable to assume she will get out relatively unscathed if she can swallow her pride.
 
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My bet is they had some argument and pig escalation tactics always include some kind of breakup threat, so he still didn’t get his way and now he’s throwing this out on social media to be like “look at this, Meigh, this is what life without me is going to look like”

So it’s still schrodinger’s divorce, but we’re not going to get to watch EXACTLY how the power play works out.
This exactly. His pityparty has gone on for so long now that I'm no longer convinced it's a work. I think your guess that Ralph used a breakup threat in an argument and Pantsu called his bluff is correct. And him crying about it on twitter is just to pressure her into trying to appease him and walk it back. Him tweeting about Morris also makes me think it's real, it feels out of character for Ralph to say something like this that almost looks like taking an L but by namedropping Morris he opened the door for Morris to come out and say he has no idea what Ralph is talking about or to confirm it, it feels like his whining has gone too far to be just a joke.

There's also the fact he's been at this all night now, if he felt like trolling your aylawgz surely he'd do so at a more comfortable time shoving pork cracklings down his throat.
 
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I doubt this is real because Ralph is not calling Meigh a worthless flat chested whore that can't birth a son,
but if it is real it'd be really funny because the vast majority of the horse's tweets are just promoting ralph and the killstream and now those tweets will just abruptly end lol

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He might be playing nice because May has allll the dirt and could probably put him in jail. Or it's a work.

So much for those Mexican guards.
 
I think it would be reasonable to argue that he should leave the relationship with the debt he entered with, as long as she agrees to leave the relationship with the assets she entered with ie, Ralph keeps his empire of dirt and Meigh keeps nothing. After all, she already doesn't have shit, she could just leave the Killstream t-shirts behind and move on.
I know nothing about how divorces or debts work, but could this be the reason he married her? Some Ralpha-brained scheme to saddle her with parts of his debt?
On one hand, we know Ralph would absolutely screw over the mother of his child, but on the other hand, he's too fucking stupid to think up something that "clever."
 
A tale as old as time: Ralph talks about something that is clearly too good to be true for the a-hogs and is totally not bait, most people for some reason take it at face value, they all believe it until Ralph says "nah bisch I gotch yew all with tha work!!!", and then suddenly everybody that believed it acts shocked that the tard lied for funnies.
Wake me when something actually happens.:nitenite:
 
I know nothing about how divorces or debts work, but could this be the reason he married her? Some Ralpha-brained scheme to saddle her with parts of his debt?
I was wondering about that too. Would Meigh hypothetically be on the hook for the child support Ralph owes if she returns to the States and is able to be served? A marriage should tie them to each of their debts as well so until a divorce is finalized, Vickers could in theory serve Amanda Ralph for outstanding child support. Don't know but it would be a funny sub plot.

I'm still withholding judgment until this is proven to not be a work. Ralphs word is basically equivalent to trash so until its confirmed its NAWT TRUUUUUU.
 
I was wondering about that too. Would Meigh hypothetically be on the hook for the child support Ralph owes if she returns to the States and is able to be served? A marriage should tie them to each of their debts as well so until a divorce is finalized, Vickers could in theory serve Amanda Ralph for outstanding child support. Don't know but it would be a funny sub plot.

I'm still withholding judgment until this is proven to not be a work. Ralphs word is basically equivalent to trash so until its confirmed its NAWT TRUUUUUU.
No. If they had joint assets, those might be subject. Meigh isn’t going to inherit any gunt support liability
 
I hope this is just a work. I don't want them to separate. They deserve each other too much. 2 utter fucking shitcunts.

You don't have anyone fooled, piggy. This is just another shitty wrestling gimmick to try and get more retarded people to come to your shit z-list event or something.

Your cunt wife is too stupid to leave you too. I bet she enjoyed sucking off real men while you were away in California though.
 
Meigh incures Ralphs debit he's gone balls deep in with her credit.

Gunted and all she's got to show for it is his demon spawn and a load of debt
 
This only going to hasten the downward spiral, knowing he's going lose half of the fuck all he already has left with his horse is going to make for some truly harrowing yet funny pill streams.
Half of zero is zero.

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Generally, I'm skeptical. Parroting what everyone says about Ws followed by Ls, the "who cares about the kid Ive spent endless hours crying and crowing about seeing for my allotted two hours/I just want to be alone" moping [aka exactly what we'd expect from a self-centered manbaby who has been full of shit all along], the timing literally the day after the epic "win," the lack of surprise by his fangays - just "sorry, man" as if they aren't hyper-ventilating up his ass 24/7. And the latest - that Harry owned him. Says "work."

On the other hand, he's been a shocking shit to Meigh and Rozy lately (acceleratingly), Meigh has pushed backed here and there, there are clearly money issues - and "trad dad" having failed as a man, at his one job, which is to provide for his family, naturally whining that bitches are not loyal and only there for the money makes sense (...if you gimp a horse don't complain it's limping, idiot).

Biggest question is how he managed to sound sober and rationale for once - at nighttime, even. Perhaps he had some help from an internet daddy a friend.

Either way, oh, well.
 
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That child being away from you is probably the best thing that can happen to her. This is not the language a loving father says about their child to the public.
 
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