DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

DSP's only experience with real jobs and job security is being laid off as useless HR during the 2008 Financial Crisis. I'm sure there were other circumstances that led to his firing but this tard really overvalues his importance to whatever Sikorsky satellite company he was employed in.

Phil, in general, you will have a secure job if you show up on time, aren't a piece of shit at work, and actually do your fucking job. It's only if you don't do the bare fucking minimum and there isn't a financial crisis going on that job security is nonexistant.

I think he was a material expediter or something like that.

 

[Corpun]

He is getting a bunch of new follows on Twitch (just simple followers), I think he's at 100282 now or some minutes ago.
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Are these viewbots? Doesn't seem like his Twitch channel will last if so.

He's working from home now and can't even manage this, so that's a no.

That is a big no.

Again I don't see this even being a possebility.

Which is why I think it's the real reason he's been fired from every job he's ever had. Phil is definitely the type of obnoxious manchild coworker we have all suffered with for a few months before the boss finally gets enough complaints and lays him off.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The job market is very much a "false sense of security" for phil because there is no way he can hold down a normal job. He would be fired for either pure incompetence or for being an absolute cunt to someone.

gin and handholding has smoothed phil's brain so much he would look up a guide on how to be a walmart greeter then beg his dents to give him tips

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm adding a 10% margin of error on my prediction so the under/over is 360-440.

 

[Lord_Point]

He's working from home now and can't even manage this, so that's a no.

That is a big no.

Again I don't see this even being a possebility.

Yall are overlooking the perfect job for Phil, fat useless suburb cop. Its all the things hes passionate about! Using his petty power to bully people, spending half his shift sitting in a McDonalds, and gunning down unarmed black men in cold blood. He killed T for nothing more than a handful of streetfighter dollies and the thrill of committing a hate crime. Imagine if someone paid him?

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Probably impossible to go back and check now, but didn't someone warn DSP a year ago about using that song in his podcast?

 

[UaineRunei]

He is getting a bunch of new follows on Twitch (just simple followers), I think he's at 100282 now or some minutes ago.
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Something tells me that StationaryNigel is not a positive fan.

 

[Fapcop]

As for Phil being a cunt at work, let’s not forget about the (few) times we have seen him interact with actual people.

Big boss, ball buster Phil, who’s always quick to call someone a retard or piece of shit, suddenly becomes humble, quiet and quite agreeable.

I bet you Walmart greeter-Phil would take all sorts of bs passively, and then at home talk about how he told that “old fat bitch to lick his asshole!”

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Yall are overlooking the perfect job for Phil, fat useless suburb cop. Its all the things hes passionate about! Using his petty power to bully people, spending half his shift sitting in a McDonalds, and gunning down unarmed black men in cold blood. He killed T for nothing more than a handful of streetfighter dollies and the thrill of committing a hate crime. Imagine if someone paid him?

Phil gunning down T in cold blood to get 4th at EVO without shooting himself as well is one of those one in a million things, so my guess is that Phil would kill himself on his first range day as a wannabe cop. Not to mention all the other tests he would fail before getting that far.

But I do agree that he would be perfect for the reasons you stated above

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Fuck why are all these retards WWE fans.

Heard something today. Wrestling fans are like Rectangles and Squares. Not all wrestling fans are retards. But all retards are wrestling fans.

 

[Corpun]

gin and handholding has smoothed phil's brain so much he would look up a guide on how to be a walmart greeter then beg his dents to give him tips

If he got a job cleaning tables at one of the restaurants he doorcases cold food from he would regularly harass customers begging for tips while telling them about when he was laid off from his job at the helicopter company and how it's Tevin's fault.

 

[Esquilax]

Yall are overlooking the perfect job for Phil, fat useless suburb cop. Its all the things hes passionate about! Using his petty power to bully people, spending half his shift sitting in a McDonalds, and gunning down unarmed black men in cold blood. He killed T for nothing more than a handful of streetfighter dollies and the thrill of committing a hate crime. Imagine if someone paid him?

Imagine fat useless cop Phil vs zombie Fedsmoker. A match made in heaven. RIP Herc.

 

[arrivefriday]

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"There is quite literally no such thing" as having a reliable, good paying job in Phil's world. Is he also saying that his wife Khet works a shit job that has no guarantees?

Also, despite other YouTubers being able to balance working a normal job and posting and editing their videos on their channels, the very notion of considering going down this path is people "fooling themselves into a false sense of security".

Fucking cunt.

Most positive man on earth, god if I was a dent and saw Dave post this I would be surging with positive vibes.

 

[JPG]

Luckily all his podcasts are on Spotify.

I wonder if there could be some kind of robust upload to pigpiggo so they aren’t lost?

The Level 1 Podcast

Listen to The Level 1 Podcast on Spotify. I would argue thus - this is an illegal style podcast. Sound good? Nuhuh.

open.spotify.com

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

If history serves right we know there will be a couple of these incel faggots who'd fight eachother irl to be the ones to get the first alerts on Piggys stream for their donations. Gonna make my prediction this buttersoft bitch polack will rake in at least 400 on the first return to twitch stream.

Yeah but I mean it'll be a bit before he can get partnered again, he has to build up the viewers. So his income will be kneecapped by that. I love how he continues to bounce between platforms based on who's hurt his feelings the most recently.

Something tells me that StationaryNigel is not a positive fan.

Yeah I looked into the background of a few of them and its clear a lot of these are dent-tractors who intend to chat in his stream chat.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Yeah but I mean it'll be a bit before he can get partnered again, he has to build up the viewers. So his income will be kneecapped by that. I love how he continues to bounce between platforms based on who's hurt his feelings the most recently.

Well when he left Twitch he ended up with his best month in years from pitty bux.

So if and I still think it's a big if, he is planning on switching over to Twitch this might be something he is hoping to replicate.

 

[Balr0g]

As for Phil being a cunt at work, let’s not forget about the (few) times we have seen him interact with actual people.

Big boss, ball buster Phil, who’s always quick to call someone a retard or piece of shit, suddenly becomes humble, quiet and quite agreeable.

I bet you Walmart greeter-Phil would take all sorts of bs passively, and then at home talk about how he told that “old fat bitch to lick his asshole!”

There is also this story where Phil when he was at Well Fargo snitched on a woman who was sleeping with her superior or coworker and they didn't appreciate it and Phil was then fired. Phil is probably that asshole who wastes time instead of working and talks bad about anyone behind their backs he hates

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Which is why I think it's the real reason he's been fired from every job he's ever had. Phil is definitely the type of obnoxious manchild coworker we have all suffered with for a few months before the boss finally gets enough complaints and lays him off.

I'm sorry I know I said it before but I love repeating it.
Phil is that type of co-worker who thinks he knows better than the higher ups. If you ever worked on an assembly line and you see the type all the time of a guy who's job it is to keep his hands moving believing he can make huge decisions which basically come out to: more days off, more downtime, less production. And they act so smug. These people don't last long. And the ones who shut up, follow SOP, and keep their head down are the ones who get to move up. And the people like Phil blame nepotism or favouritism. I swear I'm not being specific. This shit is common.

Whats really funny is that Phil is running his own "buisiness". All his employees quit in possibly the biggest turnover rate you ever saw. All the other buisiness see him as a joke or outright hate him and avoid him like a disease. He's leeched onto other bigger companies for a taste of their success. And by the way his "buisiness" went fucking bankrupt a few years ago. So it shows how much he really knows about managing a company.

@Grease Fountain said:
"I have to, I got other stuff to do or whatever."
Yeah, we can feel the urgency.
Didnt he recently have some drama where he actually recorded a video while he was supposed to be off? We sawthat he had a collar shirt and jeans on and it was so easy for him to turn on the camera for a 20 minute video.
But now?
NOW?
He has errands and stuff or whatever. He's taking that day off.
See ya on Thursday.

 

[The Cunting Death]

The comment section on his EMERGENCY video is an absolute goldmine of autism, and seems to be a gathering place for sad, lonely individuals where they rise up from out of their wheelchairs and pledge their never-ending support to The King of Dentheads. Take this random individual, for example, who has some very robust and sane advice for DSP:

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Absolutely fail-proof plan. Dude's probably a lawyer or something.



Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@chrisriberio2047/

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I rest my case.

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He reminds me of that other cow Ric Agosto

 

[Surly Muppet]

So if and I still think it's a big if, he is planning on switching over to Twitch this might be something he is hoping to replicate.

We're in a situation that could swing either way, but looking at the information we've got on hand, there is no hard proof of what Phil claims is happening, nor have there been any tangible consequences that justify his current panic. This could be trolling, or it could be a coincidence that Phil is capitalizing on, or it could be completely fabricated which is why he had a chance to set it up. He does, however, stand to make money from this. Any time Phil stands to make money, offers no proof, and seems to have suspicious timing, there's no reason to give him the benefit of any doubt.

I was thinking about that today as well, that the Twitch transition was his highest earning month. He just got fed a bunch of members on YT, meaning that if he could pressure Twitch, he might be able to transition over and get a double payday going. I could see him blowing up Twitch support today trying to get his subs unlocked because of the previous size of his channel or something, and they may consider it because he used to be one of the top earners in subs. If that happens, I'm confident in saying that is exactly his plan - he's running a grift to have a double-income month. He may also just be angling to have an excuse to get back on Twitch because he's concerned about the level of stagnation he has hit.

It's possible that this is happening because of taxes. We're fresh on the heels of him working with his tax guy, and admitting on Sidescrollers he is still not managing his taxes properly. It's possible word came down that he will not be permitted to keep using the IRS payment plan as some sort of credit card for back payments. However, because of the interview, Sir Moist, and the income tracking, he does not feel secure openly begging for tax money. So he's looking at the recent strike issues and the last time his income spiked and thinking he should try that again.

And keep in mind, while it’s fun to laugh, Phil publicly admitted the real reason he cannot get a job. He flat out said on Sidescrollers that he could not get a job that pays as well as streaming. Even when Phil is in dire straits, he can always beg harder to get more money, something you cannot do in a workplace. We have not even seen him at full-beg since Moist called him out. Phil is nowhere near rock bottom with milking the whales yet. So meme on him with it, but remember he is correct, this is better than any job he could get. A job only sounds reasonable to normal people, but Phil lies about his financial situation because he’s a spending addict, and Phil does not have any ethics or dignity left that stop him from begging to sustain that addiction.