Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 429 66.9%

  • Yes.

    Votes: 114 17.8%

  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%
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Anomalous Coward said:
I thought so too, but there's no reason for Ralph to be humiliating himself online today like he has been if this is a work.
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Ralphamale logic 101
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She does not have to worry about revenge porn, she probably has pics to scale of the Memphis Midgets member. Drunk dickhead spouse passed out on benzos and booze and you are planning on bailing? Take a few picks with a peso or banana for scale next to "tiny". Ralph would screech, "That's a plantain not a banana, BISH!"
 
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I really want this to be true but I don't think Meigh has the brain power to leave Ralph. She's probably cantered off for a walk but was too stupid to remember the way back home. If she re-emerges in NY then that'd be hilarious.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
Wow, Ralph couldn't even manage to keep the horse. What the hell is he gonna try and fuck next to be his live in mommy surrogate? How can he find something lower than Meigh?
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He can always go to Ireland and join Queen Keffals in their gay polycule. He already admitted to being attracted to Keffals and the two have a lot in common. Go for it Ralph! Your dream """""girl""""" is waiting for you.
 
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From Ralphs stream it sounds like Pantsu is still trying to "fix things" but wasn't going to put up with living in Mexico anymore

Ironically this is sort of what Faith did and she still doesn't get that

a) Ralph will never be as into you as he was when he was pursuing you

b) Ralph is lazy and only travels when he feels motivated by spite/wants

c) Dude couldn't even stay with you for most of your pregnancy and did jack shit for Rosie. You think bolting the stable is going to suddenly make him genuinely care and do anything other than bitch and cry about it?


Pantsu still a moron. Just papa Harry managed to lay enough hay to coax her and the foal onto the plane back home because he knows Ralph won't try. Pantsu can still fuck up a good decision here till she says signs divorce papers
 
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Ralph is taking this way too well for it to be real. somehow may leaving with his kid is being taken better by him than her asking for a video game or making a joke at his expense.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
Jesus christ, it really is some cosmic law written into the stars - if Ethan Ralph gets a massive W, then a massive L of equal or greater value MUST follow. He literally just felted the Vickers and now his horse leaves him LOL.

The man is fucking cursed. Mostly by his own obnoxious stupidity.
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Its the Chris-Chan demon, I swear. I thought it was just a joke at first, but now I unironically believe that a demon was possessing Chris and now has possessed Ralph.
Both of them being weak willed retards is a major factor, but I think them both being fake Christians has something to do with it.

Chris just is retarded and unironically believed his make believe world was real and that was an opening, but Ralph was a LARPer who pretends to be Catholic while being a living embodiment of the 7 deadly sins so it was like a big red carpet.
 
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could it be that; ethan demanded a pantsu pass and meigh stomped twice indicating a hard no? ethan said, "well dax and i are going out to pick up underage Nubian sex workers, we are separated you dumb bisch". meigh does not want this and is waiting patiently for him to come home. if/when evidence emerges with ethan balls deep (2.5") down a melanated throat, he can say: "we were separated at the time, i am still catholic and did not cheat on muh wife". ethan gets home with a different variant of herpes and proclaims that they resolved their differences and are trying for another foal. four dimensional chess, alogs btfo
 
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