🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Meth Until Death]

It's really gay. The gravity of this concept's failure pushes Sam Hyde fanboys onto their knees. They understand now that their surrogate debtmaxxing dad will never be as truly edgy as anything in the 1990s or early 2000s.

If the show was run the way you wanted cunt, it would've died day 2. Fuckin impatient zoomers I swear

 

[The Entity]

I think I’d you want to do this right from the start next time you get every day joes. They’re interviewed by Sam and Jet and if they recognize them then they’re out. The show is not called Fishtank to their face. The Fishtank in the future should be a huge basement somewhere in the Midwest. No outside orders of food. Food is brought to the new fish in unmarked containers. All TTS moderated.

The one problem with getting normal people is that they would have to severely bump up the prize.
Normies won't put themselves through a "hell house" for 20k.

 

[lupinthethird]

Damiel is the plant, this isn't even a secret to viewers and had to leave for either court or just a trip with buddies.

One of the producers took him to a local casino and also apparently he went to a Taco Bell at some point as well. He tweeted about a pic of him with one of Sam's minions. https://twitter.com/therealdamiel/status/1650713662066245632

 

[Anti Snigger]

Jon is the only real human being in the tank, if you don't like him, (I'm not saying all the time), you lack a soul.
The other men in the house are conniving and desperate for popularity, and the women are like strawman depictions of women..
Jon is a weaw human being, and a hewo.

 

[DustBuns]

Damiel is the plant, this isn't even a secret to viewers and had to leave for either court or just a trip with buddies.

How does an LA west coast hype beast leave for court in the morning after getting thrown out at like 4am.

 

[Nigger Racism]

I don't think there's much of a plan. I don't think the show is shit now, there's just a lot of incompetence, laziness, and questionable decisions keeping it from realizing it's full potential. Hopefully season 2 is created with some lessons learned.

Yeah, i know. Just quoting the funny /pol/ meme. The lack of planning is this show's double edged sword, you just gotta take it for what it is

 

[convulsion swell]

Question for Josiecels: os she fit to take care of a baby, or has Mr. Goldstriker finally answered the autistic gf question?

I dunno, she might draw it getting it's genitals mutilated like she did that character from Mother 2. I wouldn't leave my kid alone with her.

 

[Rob Wolchek]

They needed to take this shit down tonight after what happened, but I think going soft on Jon is dumb. Maybe for the first 24 hours sure, but the coddling can't be for the rest of the time he's there. However these autist went through some intense mental overload today so it is nice that the crew are giving them a quiet one to relax and chill.

Sam also needs to learn that deals will always go pear shaped. You should always assume that so if it actually does go through there's excitement, and at the same time if it doesn't work out, it's not as painful. Season 1 is a mess but a fantastic one, there's no denying that.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

The show is absolutely anything but boring and you don’t have to be a contrarian faggot just because you’re on the farms.

The show is boring. The shitshow surrounding the show is what's interesting. If the show wasn't boring this thread would be discussing things that actually happened on the show after they happened rather than slapfights between rampant doomposters vs. Sam fanboys. Trying to figure out if this project is going to fail just slightly or very hard is what's keeping the replies rolling in. If someone built a badly-designed rocket car & collided with a wall at 400kph & people talked about that, it doesn't mean they are praising the idiot whose hubris killed himself.

 

[Kees H]

Question for Josiecels: os she fit to take care of a baby, or has Mr. Goldstriker finally answered the autistic gf question?

She's not, I'd trust her with inflating bouncy balls all day tho. Everything was breaking down around her and the only thing she focussed on was getting that bouncy ball inflated. Based as fuck.

 

[DustBuns]

How does an LA west coast hype beast leave for court in the morning after getting thrown out at like 4am.

While also being pictured sleeping on a mattress in the basement on an insta live post from Jet the next day at like 5pm.

 

[curbside2]

The one problem with getting normal people is that they would have to severely bump up the prize.
Normies won't put themselves through a "hell house" for 20k.

Well, I imagine season 2 will be even more popular. A lot of normie YouTubers aren’t talking about it yet. People like Critikal getting his hands on a DVD is going to really increase the eyes on this thing.

 

[Chemtrails]

If the show was run the way you wanted cunt, it would've died day 2. Fuckin impatient zoomers I swear

The show almost ended today because the producers wanted to sperg. Not really much better. Clearly there's a greater design issue here.

 

[12345678901]

Yeah, that's the entertaining part. What do you want to watch a girl spin in a chair and "stim" or a guy with zero social awareness continuing to annoy the fishtankers with his voice alone.

No I want the sensitive to not get special treatment. Forget TTS you can't even watch the show right now (27/7 btw) because he doesn't want to be seen.

 

[lupinthethird]

had to leave for either court or just a trip with buddies.

Where'd you get this info from? first I've heard of it

 

[Christ4President2024]

Well, I imagine season 2 will be even more popular. A lot of normie YouTubers aren’t talking about it yet. People like Critikal getting his hands on a DVD is going to really increase the eyes on this thing.

There's no way Critikal touches anything with Hydes name on it, and if he does he'll moralfag about it

 

[DustBuns]

Where'd you get this info from? first I've heard of it

Its the cover story he told the other gullible retards in R4

 

[Nigger Racism]

The show is boring. The shitshow surrounding the show is what's interesting. If the show wasn't boring this thread would be discussing things that actually happened on the show after they happened rather than slapfights between rampant doomposters vs. Sam fanboys. Trying to figure out if this project is going to fail just slightly or very hard is what's keeping the replies rolling in. If someone built a badly-designed rocket car & collided with a wall at 400kph & people talked about that, it doesn't mean they are praising the idiot whose hubris killed himself.

Your cherrypicking of what has been happening in this thread is very gay and i don't understand why you'd spend your time here arguing over something you don't find stimulating

 

[Shalashaskaa]

Yeah, that's the entertaining part. What do you want to watch a girl spin in a chair and "stim" or a guy with zero social awareness continuing to annoy the fishtankers with his voice alone.

Honestly, thinking about the whole show it would really suck after there's only like 3-4 people left. There would be no more chemistry/dynamic.

 

[Crungass]

If the show was run the way you wanted cunt, it would've died day 2. Fuckin impatient zoomers I swear

Yeah the show isn't dead now with all the cameras off for a mental health day because one of the contestants fucked a 16 year old right after another mental health day where they got to play on their phones and go outside lmao. Boiling the frog was a joke.