💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
He looks so red that he commented it on stream. He blames how hot his house is. (It's about 50 degrees in Spicer right now)

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Alcoholic nose + dead eyes = inevitably going to be setting up a gofundme for a liver transplant
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I wonder who broke his nose, and how old he was when it happened? I’d wager it was during his time as a ‘trust funded male cheerleader’, it’s hard to be more punchable than that.

Here are some more angles:
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Theory:
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He's not even around to cover news that would be interesting to conservatives, literally sleeping through both the Trump indictment and the Fox News settlement on the days those stories broke.
Calling himself lawsplaining the interwebs is false advertising at this point. Now he's just coomsplaining the intercucks.
 
I'll have to eat my hat if the RalphaNick arc comes true. I'd like to think their respective circumstances are too different for it come to that however.
He has the capability to be much worse because he has further to fall. That and the fact he has DSP like detractor gay op potential (TIC is a good one). Nick had a large chunk of his audience who is now either indifferent, or worse in direct conflict with him.
Speaking of which, TIC is reading the farms I'm pretty sure, sup mate?
 
He has the capability to be much worse because he has further to fall. That and the fact he has DSP like detractor gay op potential (TIC is a good one). Nick had a large chunk of his audience who is now either indifferent, or worse in direct conflict with him.
Speaking of which, TIC is reading the farms I'm pretty sure, sup mate?
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING!

Hopefully he is better and doesn't do anything too weird like murder/suicide Nick. Getting Nick deplatformed, divorced, broke, living in a van down by the river would be more acceptable. And castrated.
 
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I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING!

Hopefully he is better and doesn't do anything too weird like murder/suicide Nick. Getting Nick deplatformed, divorced, broke, living in a van down by the river would be more acceptable. And castrated.
The question is not will Nick fall, it's "how far"? My guess is a lot if he's hooked on drugs (See another alcoholic lolcow: Stamper). While I would like to see that happen purely for the hilarity of it, I am not sure why you appear to have such a hate boner for Nick, you've been consistently dragging him before the spiral (and sometimes rightfully so).

Like I told Twitter is Cancer. Sit back and enjoy since the dumpster fire, it has reached auto-ignition temperature.
 
Going back to Nick’s performance on this weekend’s Who Are These Podcasts / The Dick Show live event in Philadelphia, it turns out there’s a good reason he was on for so much of the show: he was too drunk to comprehend that he was supposed to leave when his initial segment ended, even after being told to hit the bricks. And the hosts were either too polite or too stupid to physically remove him.

Vinnie and Karl from WATP discussed it on the latest episode of The Creepoff earlier this week.

 
I set my collector as the fishtank went down for a day. In the old days an absence would cause an increase in superchats but i don't expect it this time.
I was thinking earlier about how Locals is a lot like Fishtank. A community of retards and sex pests online 24/7 that is steadily shrinking as more and more members are bullied off. Can't wait for Jason Goldstriker to crash his sportscar.
 
I think we all agree that Rumble screwed up when they signed a contract with rekieta. They screwed up even worst if they had no clause about him doing Law centric shows. Don't think the details of their contract had been made public, like how long it lasts and stuff. I'm hoping its not a 5 year contract or something. That would give Rekieta way too much independence to descend into his comfort zone and get free money.

Hi, new here.

Has anyone actually seen kaylas porn vids? If so where can I find them?
You could join Rekieta's Locals or discord, I hear that's the kind of place for that stuff.
 
may have had penile enchantment
10 Inches of Vaginal Destruction
Quick Charge III
Multishot
Unbreaking I

When in Main Hand:

1.5 Attack Damage
-20% Control of Self
Possible Public Indecency Charges


Joking aside, didn't he brag about his dick size on stream once? I seem to recall him saying some rather large number (may have actually been 10 inches). Personally, I'm leaning towards "drunken bragging/exaggeration," but with all the recent talk about vanity cosmetic surgeries in that household, who knows.
I'm sure that since he doesn't read this thread, Nick will definitely not address any of the recent wild and baseless speculation happening in it on tomorrow's show. Or become suddenly dehydrated 10 minutes before he's scheduled to go live and cancel.
 
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hey dont be mean kyla isnt that old
It's not that. They tried this once before. Kayla was all, "See girl, don't listen to those assholes on the Internet. You're not a bug-eyed, pill-sustained goblin. You still got it!"

And then Nick offered to help Drexel clean up. D thought that meant Nick was going to get him a washcloth or something but Nick just stayed on his knees with his mouth wide open for like two minutes. Nick kept saying, "Come on, man. Just put it in there. Don't make it weird."

Then Drex said, "Uh...I have to go. Some friend's teenagers need grooming help with stuff."

Pretty sure that all happened and Nick mentioned it on Locals and then @Himedall All-seeing Waifu archived it.
 
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