🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Art School Admissions]

I believe it, Dax is neglecting her to the point she's probably really craving that ralphamale fuuuuucccck

You forget that Mintsalad beat the shit out of Ralph a while back.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hey guys, why is corn suddenly going up in...

Oh.

OH!

LOL.



(Please don't be kayfabe).

 

[Vect]

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uh oh ralph left May's replacement out on stream.

For a few seconds, it was literally


Only gays and trannies do this. The only reason I'd guess it was Mays is that it looks like it's been washed.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Low status rednecks like Ralph are quite serious when it comes to loyalty and traitors and snakes and all that retard shit you see on Facebook memes featuring skeletons flipping the bird. If he's faking such allegations, the trailer where he buys his gutter drugs may tell him he's not welcome anymore.

If you mean his Mexican dealer, he couldn't give less of a fuck. They kill them so frequently they can't afford to hire people with a moral compass nor they have to worry about them being loyal or whatever since they are essentially disposable.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Ethan Ralph troon out arc when?

 

[JCDenthog]

It's been too long, if it was a "work" wouldn't he be celebrating it by now

 

[NewestOfFags]

Ethan Ralph troon out arc when?

This is probably one of the few things off the table. If May didn't get him to troon out nothing will.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

For a few seconds, it was literally
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Only gays and trannies do this. The only reason I'd guess it was Mays is that it looks like it's been washed.

It's dick masterson's dildo, you can tell by the fact there is a mounted shotgun in the back.
Gunt can't have guns, and certainly can't afford dildos.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

It's dick masterson's dildo, you can tell by the fact there is a mounted shotgun in the back.
Gunt can't have guns, and certainly can't afford dildos.

You know its not Ralph's because its not black.

 

[Desktop User2]

After Tucker was booted, she knew Ralph wouldn´t have any material to entertain his yokelphants and the show would wither and die. That was a smart move.

 

[GET!]

You know it is fakr because he hasn't called her a whore or horse. Hell he hasn't leaked any Nudes or a Sextape yet. She could have confronted him about the drugs, but his reply isn't slurred enough.

If it is real it's fun to see the Deadbeat Dad Arc really pick up tho.

The moment he calls her a horse-faced bitch will be when I know this is real. If it's coming it won't take long, maybe a week at most.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph recently stopped trying to hide the fact that Faith was his one that got away. He’s made it clear he’s still emotionally attached to Faith and wishes he hadn’t knocked up and married My Tranny Pony.

I still don’t buy it, but this is a pretty obvious answer to “Why now?”

I see things as Nora being the one that got away. He cannot stop talking badly about FaiFai and her family, breaking the DVRO over and over and he's only seeing Xander to stick it to the aylawgs.

I do very much agree with the thoughts here about how EOR thinks of Pantsu and Rozy.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

LMAO

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Jesus fuck. I'm in a daze. I've been sitting here for several minutes waiting for whatever this feeling that has come over me is to wear off. I wasn't sure if the chat played Goodbye Horses or if it was just a tasteful edit of the ragequit. Then he sits back down and starts slurring along with it. I'm a very infrequent consumer of Ralph content but I feel like it has to be God's Plan for the Kiwifarms to still exist because there was still work to be done before it can be allowed to rest.

God bless Anonymous for his tithe of $10 to bring this unspeakable joy to the world, and God bless Null for giving us a place to witness this wondrous moment in time

 

[SargonF00t]

You forget that Mintsalad beat the shit out of Ralph a while back.

That's foreplay to West Memphis royalty like Ralph.

LMAO

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Ralph was clearly leaning into the Pantsu looks like a horse meme here. He didn't go as hard as he could have, but he definitely went a bit in that direction.
If Ralph doesn't die in the next few days, I expect to hear hollering along the lines of "That Horse Faced Bitch . . . . ."

 

[W00K #17]

horse is too stupid; kayfabe

But your end of year prediction would come true?

It's still probably too good to be true though.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

Meigh should onlyfans

Bestiality is illegal.

 

[A Real Munson]

As far as whether or not it's a work, everyone needs to be thinking bigger. We're talking about the pig who cried work after all.

The entire marriage was a massive work, and this board fell for it. Seriously, what kind of barnyard animal would actually marry a horse?

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

"Brittany, I'm coming to take you down Bish !!!"

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True Ralph, So True.

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[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"Brittany, I'm coming to take you down Bish !!!"
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She refused to take the Memphis Micro and now she's gotta pay!

 

[Truly Rural]

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