🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Wodanaz said:
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What did he mean by this?
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He thinks Hunter S. Thompson, portrayed by Johnny Depp, looks like - and is similar to - this:

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Wodanaz said:
If I recall correctly, there was a quote or a leak or something from meigh indicating she does in fact save dirt on people. Around the end of the digibro era I believe.
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It was the text leaks with Faith - she admitted to keeping kompromat on Digi; I wonder how large the file on Ralph will be.
 
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He could be holding the (((work))) till Jersh report on MATI or feature on the site, but that would just show how untrustworthy and petty he is (highly probable); they could be holding till the horse collects from dad but scamming daddy for pennies would be extremely embarrassing even for the white trash Ralphamale so they would have to be really desperate for cash. But maybe, just maybe:
 
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I have a feeling this isn't a work and the reason fatso being so silent probs owing to him being so tied down with payments through the horse. If she stops paying for his truck or house he's fucked. Playing nice till he can find the next farm animal with a bank account and loving family to fleece. Might also be that he has learned if he ever wants to see at least on of his kids not to slander the shit out of the mother for once. I might be wrong though, who knows for sure. However if it's true I'll put my guess for Ethanol xanex Ralph's death in less than a year if he's lucky.
Edit: More WWE tier drama, has the Rosie on the run arc beginning?
 
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Steals my kid while I'm out of country. I'll…

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Looks like May took Rozy while Ralph is out in the Diddler Mansion.
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I'm not believing anything this fat slob says until I either see evidence or Mays father gloating.

Edit: Maybe the Xanax amnesia made him forget that May was going to get milk or cigarettes with the baby.
 
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Getting involved in Gunts legal problems could have been the final drop. Who knows

Either that or she planned it for a while (leaving when Ralph is away).

Disclaimer for Ragepigs: Still not ruling out bullshittery
 
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