Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He looks so red that he commented it on stream. He blames how hot his house is. (It's about 50 degrees in Spicer right now)

I'm going to laugh and say he's a hypocrite if it's a Taylor Lorentz situation where the HVAC is set to 90F.

I distinctly recall him mentioning he had tried mushrooms as well in Jamaica. The idiot's probably candy-flipping now, that would easily explain the accelerated brain rot.

I'm not a doctor but shrooms can induce serotonin syndrome (As would MDMA) which if severe would be a medical emergency. Typical symptoms are agitation, tremor, sweating, dilated pupils, hyperthermia hyperflexia and clonus. I wonder how true that heat allergy is, I'm beginning to think Nick was a molly taker all his life, just at low dosages and intervals.

Ironically, the front line treatment for SS is... Wait for it... Benzos!

 

[RotPockets]

He looks so red that he commented it on stream. He blames how hot his house is. (It's about 50 degrees in Spicer right now)

Alcoholic nose + dead eyes = inevitably going to be setting up a gofundme for a liver transplant

I wonder who broke his nose, and how old he was when it happened? I’d wager it was during his time as a ‘trust funded male cheerleader’, it’s hard to be more punchable than that.

Here are some more angles:



Theory:

 

[AnOminous]

He's not even around to cover news that would be interesting to conservatives, literally sleeping through both the Trump indictment and the Fox News settlement on the days those stories broke.

Calling himself lawsplaining the interwebs is false advertising at this point. Now he's just coomsplaining the intercucks.

 

[Thugnificent]

Ironically, the front line treatment for SS is... Wait for it... Benzos!

I'll have to eat my hat if the RalphaNick arc comes true. I'd like to think their respective circumstances are too different for it come to that however.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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I wonder who broke his nose, and how old he was when it happened? I’d wager it was during his time as a ‘trust funded male cheerleader’, it’s hard to be more punchable than that.

Here are some more angles:
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Theory:
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I have a different theory.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I'll have to eat my hat if the RalphaNick arc comes true. I'd like to think their respective circumstances are too different for it come to that however.

He has the capability to be much worse because he has further to fall. That and the fact he has DSP like detractor gay op potential (TIC is a good one). Nick had a large chunk of his audience who is now either indifferent, or worse in direct conflict with him.
Speaking of which, TIC is reading the farms I'm pretty sure, sup mate?

 

[feral cat #6385]

He has the capability to be much worse because he has further to fall. That and the fact he has DSP like detractor gay op potential (TIC is a good one). Nick had a large chunk of his audience who is now either indifferent, or worse in direct conflict with him.
Speaking of which, TIC is reading the farms I'm pretty sure, sup mate?

I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING!

Hopefully he is better and doesn't do anything too weird like murder/suicide Nick. Getting Nick deplatformed, divorced, broke, living in a van down by the river would be more acceptable. And castrated.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING!

Hopefully he is better and doesn't do anything too weird like murder/suicide Nick. Getting Nick deplatformed, divorced, broke, living in a van down by the river would be more acceptable. And castrated.

The question is not will Nick fall, it's "how far"? My guess is a lot if he's hooked on drugs (See another alcoholic lolcow: Stamper). While I would like to see that happen purely for the hilarity of it, I am not sure why you appear to have such a hate boner for Nick, you've been consistently dragging him before the spiral (and sometimes rightfully so).

Like I told Twitter is Cancer. Sit back and enjoy since the dumpster fire, it has reached auto-ignition temperature.

 

[Phillip Green]

Going back to Nick’s performance on this weekend’s Who Are These Podcasts / The Dick Show live event in Philadelphia, it turns out there’s a good reason he was on for so much of the show: he was too drunk to comprehend that he was supposed to leave when his initial segment ended, even after being told to hit the bricks. And the hosts were either too polite or too stupid to physically remove him.

Vinnie and Karl from WATP discussed it on the latest episode of The Creepoff earlier this week.

 

[kidatari]

this was mentioned on tonight's stream.

RAGEQUIT KEEKO vs. CHASE! Round 2! FIGHT! | Dating Talk #69

📅 Dating Talk is LIVE every Sunday & Tuesday at 7:00 PM Pacific Time🎞️ Extras/Clips: https://www.youtube.com/whatever2nd?sub_confirmation=1🎬 More Clips: h...

www.youtube.com

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

I set my collector as the fishtank went down for a day. In the old days an absence would cause an increase in superchats but i don't expect it this time.

I was thinking earlier about how Locals is a lot like Fishtank. A community of retards and sex pests online 24/7 that is steadily shrinking as more and more members are bullied off. Can't wait for Jason Goldstriker to crash his sportscar.

 

[GinormousP33P33head69lolZ]

Hi, new here.

Has anyone actually seen kaylas porn vids? If so where can I find them?

 

[dustnight]

Poland Israel is not yet lost?

Tessa Ticklestein

2 things: 1) No way this guy has Polak blood or heritage. Polaks have honor. 2) He is *the* argument that abortion should be legal for about a 70 years after birth.

 

[MudPeople]

I think we all agree that Rumble screwed up when they signed a contract with rekieta. They screwed up even worst if they had no clause about him doing Law centric shows. Don't think the details of their contract had been made public, like how long it lasts and stuff. I'm hoping its not a 5 year contract or something. That would give Rekieta way too much independence to descend into his comfort zone and get free money.

Hi, new here.

Has anyone actually seen kaylas porn vids? If so where can I find them?

You could join Rekieta's Locals or discord, I hear that's the kind of place for that stuff.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

may have had penile enchantment

10 Inches of Vaginal Destruction
Quick Charge III
Multishot
Unbreaking I

When in Main Hand:
1.5 Attack Damage
-20% Control of Self
Possible Public Indecency Charges

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Joking aside, didn't he brag about his dick size on stream once? I seem to recall him saying some rather large number (may have actually been 10 inches). Personally, I'm leaning towards "drunken bragging/exaggeration," but with all the recent talk about vanity cosmetic surgeries in that household, who knows.
I'm sure that since he doesn't read this thread, Nick will definitely not address any of the recent wild and baseless speculation happening in it on tomorrow's show. Or become suddenly dehydrated 10 minutes before he's scheduled to go live and cancel.

 

[huecoffs02]

Hi, new here.

Has anyone actually seen kaylas porn vids? If so where can I find them?

Hi Nick! Glad you could join us.

 

[northstar747]

Hi, new here.

Has anyone actually seen kaylas porn vids? If so where can I find them?

Who was the bull?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Who was the bull?

Not Drexel

 

[northstar747]

Not Drexel

hey dont be mean kyla isnt that old

 

[Spaded Dave]

Hi, new here.

Has anyone actually seen kaylas porn vids? If so where can I find them?

Go back to Locals/Discord and think up a new one. This was lazy and low effort.