🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BallBuster II]

I'm surprised and disappointed at how little Ralph is tweeting.

What else is piggy doing with his time?

He can probably barely stand let alone tweet.

 

[Braphamut]

Didn't Hunter S. Thompson blow his brains out after a lifelong addiction to drugs and alcohol? Maybe he isn't the best person to model yourself after Ralph all things considered.

Wheelchair bound and incontinent as well. Which would be pretty funny to add to his Fight Me IRL Internet Toughguy act.

A blue-haired Mobility Mary clone zipping around downtown with a poop bag hollering at strangers to fight him like he is in a wrastlin' promo.

 

[Victim2988]

I'm surprised and disappointed at how little Ralph is tweeting.

What else is piggy doing with his time?

If all of this is true, his world is collapsing under his feet. More judicial troubles on the way, no food at home, no money from donations, no ways to even pay the bills. The ralphamale's megachad image "I'm not changing diapers stupid bish" in shambles.
He's alone and afraid.

 

[Desktop User2]

If the pig eventually send himself a ticket to great sausage factory in the sky, would it increase the Farm´s kill count?

 

[Easterling]

If the pig eventually send himself a ticket to great sausage factory in the sky, would it increase the Farm´s kill count?

He's not a troon so nobody would care anyway

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

I would just like to point out that Jersh seems to get his 2023 prediction right. Meigh will no longer be married and the smol man will kick the bucket.

Also love how he said: We have separated, we are not divorced this is something different. Is this just to not give Josh his win or might there be other reasons for this take?

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Also love how he said: We have separated, we are not divorced this is something different. Is this just to not give Josh his win or might there be other reasons for this take?

Guessing it's because getting divorced isn't very TradCath

 

[Kikemaster]

He's not a troon so nobody would care anyway

As others have said, my money is also on trooning out at some point. Roping inevitably follows.
What's more interesting for me is what would happen to the farms. Guntwatching occupies a lot of kiwis' time. Who's gonna be the next one to harvest? Gotta start searching early and all that.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Need I say more?

Yes. You also need to say

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Looks like May took Rozy while Ralph is out in the Diddler Mansion.

Maaaan, I want to believe, I really do. It would be really nice for Rozy to get out of there before she hits the age where children just become tremendous tests of patience, (terrible two's and all that) and we all know Ralph has little in the way of patience or self control.

On the other hand, having the child in the hands of the pedophile horse is far from ideal. I think Rozy was doomed from the start.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I would just like to point out that Jersh seems to get his 2023 prediction right. Meigh will no longer be married and the smol man will kick the bucket.

Also love how he said: We have separated, we are not divorced this is something different. Is this just to not give Josh his win or might there be other reasons for this take?

Those are different things. Divorce doesn't happen in a day.

But he mainly said it because {{if not a werk}} "my fuckin wife left me dumb bishhhhhh" usually requires a few more minutes and a lot more booze as the shock turns into the horror of the narcissistic injury she inflicted.

 

[Twinkletard]

But you have to give him credit. Ralph is following in his hero's footsteps better than most people.

Minus the success and respect from others.

 

[Dockside Extortionist]

Assuming this is all legit, is there any way Pantsu could now produce evidence and pin the leaking of Faith's diary onto the Ralphamale?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Assuming this is all legit, is there any way Pantsu could now produce evidence and pin the leaking of Faith's diary onto the Ralphamale?

That would be assuming Pantsu isn't dumber than a box of Mexican grade pseudo-Xanax.

 

[draggs]

Didn't Hunter S. Thompson blow his brains out after a lifelong addiction to drugs and alcohol? Maybe he isn't the best person to model yourself after Ralph all things considered.

Hunter blew his brains out because of George W. Bush getting reelected

What a weak and pathetic man Hunter was lol imagine killing yourself over dubya

 

[Anne Hyroe]

She should’ve surprised him with it

I wonder how long it would have taken for him to notice that Pantsu and Rozy had left if she hadn’t told him.

ETA: Leaving before he returned to the marital bed with legions of new STIs post-visiting Dick may be the wisest thing May’s done for years.

 

[William Tyndale]

Meigh leaving him may actually kill him. He’s too fucked up on zbars to function and she was the one handling cooking for him. (Among other life skills like paying the bills and grocery shopping). I doubt their little sleepy puebla has food beyond a few taco stands and that will only sustain you for so long. I don’t see him going to the store and cooking an actual meal. As wild as it sounds, she was actually the one holding things together in his life. I think we are about to see the end of his collapse in real time.

 

[ten dollars off]

People keep knocking on May for looking like a horse. I'm relatively new to Ralph, and I hadn't really seen a good picture of her. I was skeptical because I like a lot of actresses with weird faces who others may think are ugly; Clea Duvall, Julia Stiles, Allison Williams, etc.

Then I saw some photos of May.

Uh, yeah, wow. Too much. Too weird. Too horsey.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I wonder how long it would have taken for him to notice that Pantsu and Rozy had left if she hadn’t told him.

Lol. He’d get home and not notice what was different in his Xanax induced memory timeloop, he’d just sort of register that it was quiet and peaceful.

He’d wake up the next morning and yell “Meigh, door dash me an ice cream cake, a gallon of horchata and three small Aztec children” and it wouldn’t be until his hunger went unsatiated that he’d rage out

 

[MugolEx]

The cartels probably saw May and thought she'd be a perfect pack maul and offered her safety across the border if she agreed to take some border crosser with her. I'm picturing May leaving Mexico with a family of Mexicans riding her like a horse.