Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[The bird with tourettes]

Why are so many trannies obsessed with this stupid made in China shark plushie? Do they know what a shark would do if they got a whiff of a tranny's infected, bleeding stinkditch?

Part of me thinks that they see Sharks as victims of being misunderstood and they relate to that. It's fucking stupid but that's my armchair psychologist view of the dumb shark thing.

Regardless I think it's hilarious cause we all know sharks are predators (misunderstood or not) so seeing a bunch of trannies relate to one is funny.

 

[Wallace]

This thought has crossed my mind as well. It seems like trooning out has become an escape hatch for boys who were nerdy or socially awkward growing up to get away from that "version" of themselves. We all know about the trannies who are degenerate sexual fetishists, but I think in many cases it stems from plain old self-loathing and low self esteem, not actual gender dysphoria (to the extent that's even a real thing).

At least, that to me would explain the apparent connection between autism and transgenderism.

 

[ivoryink]

Why are so many trannies obsessed with this stupid made in China shark plushie? Do they know what a shark would do if they got a whiff of a tranny's infected, bleeding stinkditch?

https://hakaimagazine.com/news/beached-whales-are-a-lure-for-hungry-sharks/

While it seems obvious that swimming in a stinking cesspool of rotting whale flesh, blood, and other bodily fluids near a beached whale is a bad idea, researchers have discovered one more reason why you wouldn’t want to: great white sharks are attracted to the gory mess, and act erratically in its vicinity.

https://fishyourassoff.com/scents-that-attract-and-repel-fish.html

What scents attract and repel fish?


There are many scents that fish absolutely love and there are many scents that fish can't stand. Here is a quick list of the attractive scents and the ones that repel fish.

Attractants: salt, fish slime, fish guts, fish extracts, human saliva.

If anyone ever needs some lure for their fishing trips just catch a couple trannies! They'll do amaizing as bait

 

[AltisticRight]

Part of me thinks that they see Sharks as victims of being misunderstood and they relate to that. It's fucking stupid but that's my armchair psychologist view of the dumb shark thing.

Regardless I think it's hilarious cause we all know sharks are predators (misunderstood or not) so seeing a bunch of trannies relate to one is funny.

I'm not sure which countries we're talking about, but the ones I have been to are largely at least sympathetic towards sharks, seeing them as an endangered species that should be protected.

>But China

This advertisement is more than a decade old.
>But Japan
Similar to China, eating exotic animals is considered upper class and "posh", an act widely despised by average people.

If the trannies are projecting some kind of persecution complex onto sharks, they are not only delusional but also despicable. I quite like these large fish, but I despise troons. No one is hunting troons down to cut of their body parts for soup. They do a good job at their own accord already.

Sharks are liked, trannies are hated.
Sharks are endangered, trannies are a surplus.
Sharks help the ecosystem, trannies pollute it.
The only similarity is that sharks are predators and trannies are also predators (to children).

 

[monstrous bubo]

For no clear reason autism I have read Super Hon / Frankenstein’s Honsters Post and comment history on Reddit so far. A portrait emerges:

• raised in a Baptist family
• mother is a pastor’s widow and no mention of Dad so presumably Dad is the deceased paster He has one sister. Both women are still conservative Christians who are yet to learn of his exciting news
• married at 25 to a woman from a similar background. She now has purple hair and is gender queer. They are progressive Christians
• two sons, aged 14 and 11. The 14 year old trooned out before dad
• he is a martial arts instructor who lives in a state just above the Mason-Dixon line which is currently taking steps to limit child transitions
• he formerly taught self-defense at a domestic violence shelter but had to stop because as a 6’5” man he freaked out the traumatised women. They’re asked him back and he is really happy. He teaches transfolk self-defence
• he pierced his nipples recently, but before egg cracking
• he is an introvert on the autism spectrum
• he used to identify with female characters in video games
• he claims his wife is learning to be attracted to his new form (not that he’s physically changed much) and refalling in love with him (his words)
• he isn’t planning on bottom surgery
• ideally he would like his wife’s body
• his bearded dragon likes bananas
• he has chickens
• ”my natural body hair is more similar to a wookie than a human”

Today’s treat is a list of things he’s experiencing after 1 week of HRT. In his favour, he accepts it could be imaginary, and he’s not claiming period cramps. Yet.



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modern family problems
freaking out his son
flip your wig
barrel-chested babe
transphobic supply chain
ms potatohead shoots up
hrt fun
i feel pretty, oh so pretty
hair today, gone tomorrow

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Interesting poll, but I really wish they'd included Thailand

Interestingly enough, “man” doesn't have a collage. However, if there was one, something tells me it'd be unlikely that they added a troon to it.

They absolutely would put troons in the "man" collage. Pretty much the only reason they would make a "man" collage is to put troons in it.

 

[Wallace]

Today’s treat is a list of things he’s experiencing after 1 week of HRT. In his favour, he accepts it could be imaginary, and he’s not claiming period cramps. Yet.

I could make a killing by putting TicTacs into pink and blue gel capsules and telling retarded Plebbitors that they're magic girl hormones.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

More women because there is nothing better than women.

Spoiler: to witness haram

"Daddy"



Transitioning to one especially greazy version of Kurt Cobain.



"Bear"

Spoiler: pics no one asked for

Spoiler: mangled clit

 

[sheepworldvizor]

It's either got to be lying to double down on the narrative or autism face blindness because (especially MtF) it is ALWAYS obvious, especially once they speak and move, if it wasn't already glaring from as little as a glance (it usually is).

To any troons lurking:

You don’t pass.
And if you ‘pass’ in one photo you don’t pass in the others.
And if you ‘pass’ in photos you don’t pass in video.
And if you ‘pass’ in video you don’t pass speaking.
And if you ‘pass’ speaking you don’t pass walking.
And if you ‘pass’ walking you don’t pass in bed.
And if you ‘pass’ in bed they were just too horny to tell you the truth.
Everyone is lying to you.
Or scared of your reaction or scared of the consequences of telling the truth.
Or trying to be ‘nice’ and an ally.
Or another troon wanting you to pretend they pass too.
You’re a living, breathing lie and you force everyone around you to lie as well.
You don’t pass.

 

[Mr Pancakes]

I know it's been said before but it's amazing how big of a lie "twoxchromosomes" is as a reddit name.

HER app fucked around and found out. As of five minutes ago the account was still suspended.
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Dammit you beat me to it (only posted about them the other day) wish I had capped more of their tweets given they were clearly written by a bitter jobless troon and were hilarious.

On another note this made me chuckle, hope it gives you one too

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Dammit you beat me to it (only posted about them the other day) wish I had capped more of their tweets given they were clearly written by a bitter jobless troon and were hilarious.

On another note this made me chuckle, hope it gives you one too

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So he grew his hair out and applied a filter.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Dammit you beat me to it (only posted about them the other day) wish I had capped more of their tweets given they were clearly written by a bitter jobless troon and were hilarious.

On another note this made me chuckle, hope it gives you one too

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[Accept Only Substitutes]

Dammit you beat me to it (only posted about them the other day) wish I had capped more of their tweets given they were clearly written by a bitter jobless troon and were hilarious.

On another note this made me chuckle, hope it gives you one too

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"good" news! They are back and seething.

 

[AltisticRight]

More women because there is nothing better than women.

Looking at these images while preparing dinner was a mistake, I cut myself. Now I want to stab my eyes.

 

[ForDarks3id]

Their delusion keeps getting worse.

 

[Poonocchio]

More women because there is nothing better than women.

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Spoiler: to witness haram

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"Daddy"

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Transitioning to one especially greazy version of Kurt Cobain.

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"Bear"

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Spoiler: pics no one asked for

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Spoiler: mangled clit

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Couldn't resist

 

[Sissyagamben]

Hecking manly heart shaped nipples king! This is the second one I’ve seen. Who the fuck is doing them?

 

[Mr Processor]

So I'm going to post a theoretical situation where my employer is planning to have me (and everyone else, it's a company wide requirement) attend an hour and a half lecture by a transwoman on the subject of equity next week. In this theoretical case, the lecture is a telelecture, but I suspect that in order to verify attendance that they will have random polls during the lecture. How much vodka would I theoretically need to drink to make it through this thing?

Follow up, so it's mostly incoherent corporate-speak drivel from a man in a dress, but he just told all of us that "Disney villains in the 90's are all queer coded." Well, in the theoretical world where my company was making us attend this thing, that is. Oh, he also referenced that he's a huge trekkie and referred to the fact that Gene Rodenberry said the reason why the never cured baldness in the future is because the advanced future culture just accepts bald people. Oh and heterosexual people should go to pride, after all trans men and trans women who are heterosexual (???) go.

Additionally:

"I'm a woman, I'm transgender, I'm bisexual, I'm pansexual and I am a lesbian. If your company has someone who won't work with diverse people for any reason you should fire them, and when you are hiring you should choose the diverse candidate over the non-diverse candidate."

Addition 2:
"We have the technology to allow men to carry babies and breastfeed, and we will be seeing more of this in the future. And of course we already have transgender men who can get pregnant, so we need to keep these things in mind for the future."

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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So those help desks are roughly a meter high, right? That makes those colossahons about 2m (6'6") or so and the Aidens look around 1.5-1.6m (like 4'11'-5'2"). All the wonky proportions makes everything look like Alice in Wonderland so I can't get a good reference item.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Dammit you beat me to it (only posted about them the other day) wish I had capped more of their tweets given they were clearly written by a bitter jobless troon and were hilarious.

On another note this made me chuckle, hope it gives you one too

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