🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

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GAWD DAMN GOOGLE ALOGGING ME DICK WHERES MY PILLS

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph is awfully quiet about Meigh leaving him. Last time she left he was a-hooting and a-hollering. Now though he is uncharacteristically quiet. Either:
A. This is a work.
B. Ralph is more desperate for money then he is letting on and has Meigh go to New York to patch things up with her dad in order to have some financial anchor.
C. Meigh has dirt on Ralph and by dirt I mean illegal shit that will hurt him in his court case against the Vickers.

Hopefully we will know more soon. I am eager to see where this arc goes.

A little late on the reply, but I think Ralph’s subdued initial reaction could be explained by actual shock/denial and the opportunity to really tie one on until his fingers didn’t work

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

People talking about Ralph going back to the Mexico hovel like he isn't just going to stay in Cali hotels and shelters to try and be "as close" to his son Xanax as possible.
He's going to leave that place a mess and stop paying rent without notice.

 

[whogoesthere]

This is hilarious because I personally had the exact same experience. I was thinking, “oh, they're probably just making fun of her because they don’t personally like her personality rather than her looks. How can a woman really look like a horse anyway? She can’t be that bad. They say shit about Shoe and Venti, and they’re both hot. Let’s see what this May actua- oh. Oh okay. I see. Yeah.”

Oh, look at fucking fancy pants here. Too good to love a horse, but more than willing to fuck a hammerhead shark?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

People talking about Ralph going back to the Mexico hovel like he isn't just going to stay in Cali hotels and shelters to try and be "as close" to his son Xanax as possible.
He's going to leave that place a mess and stop paying rent without notice.

It's going to be a lot easier to keep that Xanax script filled in Mexico though.

 

[Malaika]

At this point I feel Ralph could suck on the tail-end of a shotgun and pull the trigger on stream and people here will still claim it's a work as his glops of his brain drip down the wall behind him

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

It's going to be a lot easier to keep that Xanax script filled in Mexico though.

you're right, but I'm not convinced that's enough of a motivator. Enough pillheads stay in the US, and even more just move to Cali. He can't properly harass the Vickers from Mexico.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

If the pig eventually send himself a ticket to great sausage factory in the sky, would it increase the Farm´s kill count?

Yes, to 1.

That would be assuming Pantsu isn't dumber than a box of Mexican grade pseudo-Xanax.

In the this-is-not-a-work universe Harry can help her. He has poor taste and perhaps poor judgment but he's not an idiot of the same caliber as the rest of these clowns.

Would this mean no more "Suffer horse" segments?

She can and will still suffer. Why should Josh stop if it's still funny?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

People talking about Ralph going back to the Mexico hovel like he isn't just going to stay in Cali hotels and shelters to try and be "as close" to his son Xanax as possible.
He's going to leave that place a mess and stop paying rent without notice.

He can’t afford to stay in the USA, much less California. Once Pantsu revokes his access to her accounts he’s going to be really fucked and only be able to get by on his pre-paid $1k limit credit card.

Besides he has to go back to Mexico, it’s the only place he can afford to keep up his 30 mg a day Xanax and booze habit.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

you're right, but I'm not convinced that's enough of a motivator. Enough pillheads stay in the US, and even more just move to Cali. He can't properly harass the Vickers from Mexico.

He'll quickly find himself on the equivalent of a "do not serve" list in California and then be on street drugs living in a tent in no time.

 

[Desktop User2]

People talking about Ralph going back to the Mexico hovel like he isn't just going to stay in Cali hotels and shelters to try and be "as close" to his son Xanax as possible.
He's going to leave that place a mess and stop paying rent without notice.

The only way he could live in Cali is if Dick let him use all of his couches.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He can’t afford to stay in the USA, much less California. Once Pantsu revokes his access to her accounts he’s going to be really fucked and only be able to get by on his pre-paid $1k limit credit card.

Besides he has to go back to Mexico, it’s the only place he can afford to keep up his 30 mg a day Xanax and booze habit.

It's going to be hilarious when Fuentes starts sending his Cozy payouts in Walmart gift cards and boxes of Tide.

 

[Rage Pig]

Moulded as a broadcaster by Jerry Springer and Larry King.

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[Happy Little War Painter]

He'll quickly find himself on the equivalent of a "do not serve" list in California and then be on street drugs living in a tent in no time.

I think that's too optimistic, just like thinking the courts will do anything to him. Cali is a hotbed of pills and boozers. Street drugs are probably sooner than we think, if not already happening.

He can’t afford to stay in the USA, much less California.

Enough homeless and barely homeless manage it, I'm sure he could pillpop in a shared living space just like all the others.

 

[veritarded]

People talking about Ralph going back to the Mexico hovel like he isn't just going to stay in Cali hotels and shelters to try and be "as close" to his son Xanax as possible.
He's going to leave that place a mess and stop paying rent without notice.

lol i was just thinking this. i hope he ends up crashing at the barbie dream mansion long term and CA tenant laws don’t let dick evict him

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Even Google is aylawgin Ralph

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I think that's too optimistic, just like thinking the courts will do anything to him. Cali is a hotbed of pills and boozers. Street drugs are probably sooner than we think, if not already happening.

I'm saying he's too far broke and gone to get a legit Xanax script in Cali or at least nothing long-term. He has no insurance, how would he even pay for the Dr. visits much less a real pharmacy? Even if he could afford it not too many doctors are going to risk their licenses and/or jail keeping Ralph high. Street drugs will be his only choice and his finances basically dictate sharing a heroin syringe.

 

[There She Glows]

Moulded as a broadcaster by Jerry Springer and Larry King.
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It's a little surreal to wake up and find out that Jerry Springer died from my personal modern Jerry Springer freakshow. rip

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Moulded as a broadcaster by Jerry Springer and Larry King.
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“Bits of his style in the Killstream”

Yes it’s kind of hard to miss the giant loud white trash obese alcoholic with multiple baby mommas threatening everyone

 

[Photonic]

At this point I feel Ralph could suck on the tail-end of a shotgun and pull the trigger on stream and people here will still claim it's a work as his glops of his brain drip down the wall behind him

To be fair I'm a bit skeptical of it to. Not because it's an outrageous situation. It's more that it's hard to believe that anyone involved in the situation would be rational enough to leave.

Its almost sobering to see someone whose life is such a unmitigated shit show to just stop and say " no... this is enough". The rational choice becomes the most absurd thing to witness.