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Mega Black said:
It's weird, I just think people get that idea because that line of dialogue is all the mention Portable Ops ever gets. Then characters from it like Gray Fox never appear in any subsequent titles.
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I agree it's weird, but I just don't know if it means he hates it or what. I've never gotten the hate for Portable Ops story besides fanboy malding. It's not like it's great or anything but it's no worse than Kojimas overly pretentious goofy shit.

I also thought that his reasoning for never using Gray Fox ever again was because the Japanese voice actor died or something and it's like a sign of respect? I mean, it works cause he's dead but it's weird if this was the reasoning for prequel games because he'd basically be an entirely different character at that point anyways.
 
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xXx: State of the Union said:
I've never gotten the hate for Portable Ops story besides fanboy malding. It's not like it's great or anything but it's no worse than Kojimas overly pretentious goofy shit.
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It felt like it was in the same universe of Snake Eater. PW was a japanesy lolli horseshit fever dream.

MPO only became hated because of Kojima's comments and anyone saying otherwise is lying to themselves.
 
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Wesker said:
MPO only became hated because of Kojima's comments and anyone saying otherwise is lying to themselves.
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So he did make actual comments then?

I'd say the same for Survive tbqh. I played the game. It's okay, especially for a budget title. It's not the offensive horseshit fanboys make it out to be. I personally feel it would have been better if it was just Diamond Dogs/MSF dudes holding out against savages with Machetes and shit instead of being interdimensional/time travel shit, but the game itself is solid enough.

The whole thing where they mock it because Kojima was like "Metal Gear...with ZOMBIES!?" is so fucking ridiculous. I mean, we already had ghosts in MGS 3 and nano zombies in MGS 4, but somehow crystal (nano) zombies is crossing a line?
 
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xXx: State of the Union said:
So he did make actual comments then?

I'd say the same for Survive tbqh. I played the game. It's okay, especially for a budget title. It's not the offensive horseshit fanboys make it out to be. I personally feel it would have been better if it was just Diamond Dogs/MSF dudes holding out against savages with Machetes and shit instead of being interdimensional/time travel shit, but the game itself is solid enough.

The whole thing where they mock it because Kojima was like "Metal Gear...with ZOMBIES!?" is so fucking ridiculous. I mean, we already had ghosts in MGS 3 and nano zombies in MGS 4, but somehow crystal (nano) zombies is crossing a line?
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Only the ones he's worked on does he claim canon.

In a recent interview, Hideo Kojima spoke briefly about this topic and said the following: "I always say 'this will be my last Metal Gear,'" Kojima said, "but the games in the series that I've personally designed and produced -- Metal Gear on MSX, MG2, MGS1, 2, 3, 4, Peace Walker, and now MGSV -- are what constitute a single 'Metal Gear Saga.' With MGSV, I'm finally closing the loop on that saga."

He made fun of Survive for having zombies. Nigger. You've had zombies in every one of your games since MGS3.
 
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Wesker said:
Only the ones he's worked on does he claim canon.

In a recent interview, Hideo Kojima spoke briefly about this topic and said the following: "I always say 'this will be my last Metal Gear,'" Kojima said, "but the games in the series that I've personally designed and produced -- Metal Gear on MSX, MG2, MGS1, 2, 3, 4, Peace Walker, and now MGSV -- are what constitute a single 'Metal Gear Saga.' With MGSV, I'm finally closing the loop on that saga."

He made fun of Survive for having zombies. Nigger. You've had zombies in every one of your games since MGS3.
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Kojima really wants his confusing storyline to be canon. Bravo Kojima, I love you.
 
Wesker said:
Only the ones he's worked on does he claim canon.

In a recent interview, Hideo Kojima spoke briefly about this topic and said the following: "I always say 'this will be my last Metal Gear,'" Kojima said, "but the games in the series that I've personally designed and produced -- Metal Gear on MSX, MG2, MGS1, 2, 3, 4, Peace Walker, and now MGSV -- are what constitute a single 'Metal Gear Saga.' With MGSV, I'm finally closing the loop on that saga."

He made fun of Survive for having zombies. Nigger. You've had zombies in every one of your games since MGS3.
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Portable Ops deserves to be canon more than the incoherent mess that is MGS V lol
 
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Wesker said:
She can shoot through rotor blades! I'm sorry it was too deep for you, bro.
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Mind you, as I've said a few pages back, the trailers for MGS V are hands down some of the best trailers, but my God did the game got stale and repetitive after a while. I'm a nut for health system features in games, and I loved MGS3 injuries system, kinda wish the following games brought it back. Understandable that MGS4 had just the Psyche bar, showing Old Snake will to go on, but MGS5 had literally no excuse not to.

But let's give it all for
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Burt Ryan said:
Quiet is the most uninteresting coomer character I've ever seen. In comparison the female characters in Death Stranding are way better under every aspect.
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Quiet is so bad at her job that when all her fellow XOF soldiers came into the hospital with silenced machine pistols and indiscriminately murdered everyone they meet in order to make sure they killed Big Boss. She just came in with a length of wire and a knife to kill a man in a coma, and still managed to not only get her ass kicked but set on fire as well.

Then Skull Face for some reason saw this absolute failure as the best person to infect with his super solider parasites, and give her the English strand as well.

At least Gray Fox not filling the role Quiet played as a support character makes sense, he would be with the real Big Boss not his body double.
 
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UnknownUser said:
Quiet is so bad at her job that when all her fellow XOF soldiers came into the hospital with silenced machine pistols and indiscriminately murdered everyone they meet in order to make sure they killed Big Boss. She just came in with a length of wire and a knife to kill a man in a coma, and still managed to not only get her ass kicked but set on fire as well.

Then Skull Face for some reason saw this absolute failure as the best person to infect with his super solider parasites, and give her the English strand as well.

At least Gray Fox not filling the role Quiet played as a support character makes sense, he would be with the real Big Boss not his body double.
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The only really good thing going for her was her pretty cool little gimmick and also how much it made (old)neogaf/REera type SJ tards and mainstream "critics" lose it. lol

"OMG THAT"S NOT LEGITIMATE FICTION/FANTASY BECAUSE HOT GIRL SOMETHING SOMETHING MALE GAZE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
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Mega Black said:
I just wanted a final Big Boss game where you had buddies like Sniper Wolf and Gray Fox.
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It's not about what you wanted, it's about what Kojima wanted.

And that was for some Dutch model he met to strip for him, a chance to shake Kiefer Sutherlands hand, do some more goofy shit for the sake of doing goofy shit with allegories to moby dick that go absolutely nowhere in order to look like a real autist artist, and to finally make a *technically* open world game because they were popular a decade previous.
 
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I finally found an afforable source for Star of Bethlehem bulbs in bulk, so I planted a ton of them bordering my driveway.

They're supposed to be invasive, so if all goes well they'll take over the entire lawn eventually. Then, instead of mowing, I can flop down and command my loved ones to kill me.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
I finally found an afforable source for Star of Bethlehem bulbs in bulk, so I planted a ton of them bordering my driveway.

They're supposed to be invasive, so if all goes well they'll take over the entire lawn eventually. Then, instead of mowing, I can flop down and command my loved ones to kill me.
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"One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny. The one who survives will inherit the title of Aunt, and the one who inherits the title of Aunt will face an existence of endless gardening."
 
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Snekposter said:
the one who inherits the title of Aunt will face an existence of endless gardening.
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Tell you what, I could get some use out of an autonomous bipedal mowing platform. As long as it doesn't decide that the dandelions deserve to live too, and walk itself into my neighbors' water feature.

I found the Star of Bethlehem bulbs here, but they're sold out for the year. Looks like they all came up; they're pretty little things.
 
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