Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dean Pentel]

To be fair, not every writer will be able to consistently provide both high output and high quality 100% of the time. The problem is, Pat's native lack of drive and minuscule creativity means he fails at both; if I recall correctly, he hasn't even broken 100 pages in the two years he has been writing his Tiny Tim fanfic, most of which he spent at home with nothing to do due to the Big 'Rona . See the following table for a better (but somewhat subjective) idea of what I'm talking about:

	High Output	Medium output	Low output
Great quality	Terry Pratchett, Jules Verne, Tolkien	Bernard Cornwell, Edgar Allan Poe	William Gibson, R. L. Stevenson
Average quality	Stephen King, George R. R. Martin*	Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur Conan Doyle	Dan Brown, J. K. Rowling
Terrible quality	Sidney Sheldon, Chuck Tingle, L. Ron Hubbard	Stephany Meyer	The Milwaukee Nigletnapper

* Yes, he hasn't finished ASOIAF, and probably never will. Because he keeps getting sidetracked writing to a billion other projects and, like Fatrick, being a fat lazy fuck in general.

For a moment I too wanted to joke about Fatty's output being on par with Martin's for WoW. 3 seconds of thought shows that Martin might be slow as fuck at getting work done currenlty, but he's so many things Porcine Rick could never hope to be the part of my brain that processes relationships and correlations would stroke out if I dared compare the two.

from ona: fat. he’s at some gay thing niki pretends is a real job.

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At least they tried to balance the alarmingly low-T males on both sides of the photo. A for effort.

He’s 100% sucking in that gut.

A shame those tits and extra chins can't be sucked in. For you other oldfags or ex-milfags here, does it surprise you that so many men the age of 40+ put their hands in their pockets? I got yelled at for that shit a long time ago and even still I never do this.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Patrick gallops to the defense of another tranny.

Jackie must be green with jealousy.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

To be fair, not every writer will be able to consistently provide both high output and high quality 100% of the time. The problem is, Pat's native lack of drive and minuscule creativity means he fails at both; if I recall correctly, he hasn't even broken 100 pages in the two years he has been writing his Tiny Tim fanfic, most of which he spent at home with nothing to do due to the Big 'Rona . See the following table for a better (but somewhat subjective) idea of what I'm talking about:

	High Output	Medium output	Low output
Great quality	Terry Pratchett, Jules Verne, Tolkien	Bernard Cornwell, Edgar Allan Poe	William Gibson, R. L. Stevenson
Average quality	Stephen King, George R. R. Martin*	Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur Conan Doyle	Dan Brown, J. K. Rowling
Terrible quality	Sidney Sheldon, Chuck Tingle, L. Ron Hubbard	Stephany Meyer	The Milwaukee Nigletnapper

I guess I should provide the link, like someone who isn't an idiot.

Books by Patrick S. Tomlinson (Author of The Ark)

Patrick S. Tomlinson has 18 books on Goodreads with 10417 ratings. Patrick S. Tomlinson’s most popular book is The Ark (Children of a Dead Earth, #1).

www.goodreads.com

I looked back at his Good Reads page. Before 2020, he was putting out a book or two every year. That might fall into medium output. I don't have the time or inclination to read his drivel but something tells me it got worse over time after Donald Trump took up residence in his pea brain. I'm certain his writing was always shit tier to varying degrees, if his stand up comedy is anything to go off of.

I think the drop in frequency lines up with when he gained twitter notoriety. Instead of writing his shit tier airport paperbacks, he would spend all day arguing with people on Twitter and talking for hours with prank callers. Of course there's the gay swattings too but he would freak out and make spectacle of himself adding fuel to the trash fire. Because he's such a fucking stubborn idiot who can't just let things go, it cost him ten of thousands of dollars in lost work and legal fees.

 

[CansOfCant]

For you other oldfags or ex-milfags here, does it surprise you that so many men the age of 40+ put their hands in their pockets? I got yelled at for that shit a long time ago and even still I never do this.

I was taught not to the first day of of my lessons in the suburban American McDojo boom of the post-Karate-Kid early 90s, if that counts for anything.

 

[Broadside]

GRRM has, in the meantime, contributed to the lore of Elden Ring tbf. Not that you could understand any of it by playing the game, in true FromSoft fashion. (I'm currently at a disgusting 179 hours played so far)

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Cow crossover with Alex Caraballo aka Esqueer. Patrick gallops to the defense of another tranny.

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Maybe a portent of things to come with a surprise lolcow crossover from someone he hasn't introduced us to?

Maybe the shit (I should have clarified it was literal shit) in my dream was symbolic of the stinkditch? But it was only a foretelling dream if somehow this turns into an L for Pat, like Pat disagrees with Caraballo on something and childs him and he uses his further reach to humiliate him.

 

[Black Cat2]

Yes, he hasn't finished ASOIAF, and probably never will. Because he keeps getting sidetracked writing to a billion other projects and, like Fatrick, being a fat lazy fuck in general.

The difference is that GRRM has more money than his family line will ever need, and he doesn't feel passionate about ASOIAF anymore. He's still working on other projects that interest him.

Fatrick on the other hand has no income, is in severe debt, and needs his wife to pay his debts. In addition, he doesn't just not work on his book, he doesn't work on anything that don't involving mindless consuming or eating.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

from ona: fat. he’s at some gay thing niki pretends is a real job.

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It's funny that Pat refuses to buy redditor shirts that are actually his size. He'd rather his bitch tits protrude and tiny sleeves grip his fat arms than buy a yum-yum sized shirt.

 

[Spunt]

Wanted for busting ribs and hurting sides all over the world.

 

[Associate Rick]

Lol Niki’s closed her fake SEO company. God, Rick is such a fucking albatross.

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Credit as ever to the enterprising, well-hung posters at the Other Forum.

She'll never shut down Farts by Spook though.

from ona: fat. he’s at some gay thing niki pretends is a real job.

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Still wearing his vandaliser footwear.

 

[Post Reply]

After years of silence, Patrick S. Motherfucker makes his triumphal return.

 

[KingOfGains]

His breasts are larger than any of the women there.

He might be obese, but he can sure dance. Just look at him go in this vid.

 

[RCR]

Looks like the event was on the 11th of March, not recently. I looked and couldn't find any videos of it online so I doubt we'll get to see Pat spilling his heart on stage about the stalker-nigger-childs

 

[A Sunset]

Cow crossover with Alex Caraballo aka Esqueer. Patrick gallops to the defense of another tranny.

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“Kiwi Farms would never be mistaken for investigative journalism”.

Maybe that’s true, because KF has a culture of meticulously archiving and researching personalities, digging up information that often couldn’t be posted elsewhere due to censorship or social influences.

Yes, that really does not sound like investigative journalism today - because journos are absolute hacks and corporate/political shills. I barely trust any of what I read anymore, I’ve been burned so many times.

KF is a hive of autism and shit-talking, but it’s also a place where you can find archives of obscure topics you can’t find hosted anywhere else. Good luck finding any dirty laundary of any tranny, anywhere. Twitter didn’t even let you “deadname” them until recently.

That’s why these two charlatans hate the site. They can’t censor it, they can’t exercise power over what’s discussed, and it’s public information. KF may be a just gossip site, but the state of American discourse in 2023 is such that it’s become a free speech haven in comparison to mainstream websites. Which is extremely pathetic.

 

[Associate Rick]

He might be obese, but he can sure dance. Just look at him go in this vid.


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That reminds me, did anyone catch that episode of Quantum Leap where Sam leaps into the body of world famous author Patrick S. Tomlinson?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

“Kiwi Farms would never be mistaken for investigative journalism”.

I'm pretty sure many of us would MAID ourselves if we were considered independent investigative reporters given the state of the media now.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

I don't understand what he did to get published by a big publishing house.

Explained a bunch of pages back, tl;dr Fatty somehow managed to get the attention of a big shot literary agent who normally works with writers like PKD, Harry Turtledove or Mercedes Lackey.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Torswats confirmed on OnA that he did call in the Patti LaBelle SWAT at Pat’s request. Pat gave him the address so the fuckup was Pat’s (as usual). According to Torswats, Pat’s intention was to commit “attempted murder” on himself, his wife and a theatre full of families at a Christmas show. Nice guy!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Torswats confirmed on OnA that he did call in the Patti LaBelle SWAT at Pat’s request. Pat gave him the address so the fuckup was Pat’s (as usual). According to Torswats, Pat’s intention was to commit “attempted murder” on himself, his wife and a theatre full of families at a Christmas show. Nice guy!

Unless Torswats can produce the receipts, I trust him about as far as I can kick him.

 

[Broadside]

Unless Torswats can produce the receipts, I trust him about as far as I can kick him.

It's funny, both kiwifags/funsters and Pat can both agree Torswats is behind the SWATings. But where we differ is who is calling it in. He could end it in a minute by producing receipts, I don't get why he'd say "it's Patrick lol" because he owes him and then not produce any actual evidence. Maybe such evidence would reveal information about Torswats? Or (less likely) Torswats is just fucking with us for some weird reason.