Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Keep changing the goalposts. You’re just a bad actor, and a disingenuous sack of shit.

I’ve had 30 years of experience working at Microsoft, putting pedos like you behind bars. I also had college-age reading comprehension at the age of 1.

Enjoy this block.

You're all wrong, I have 35 years experience at Foxconn, enjoy the suicide nets as we forget to install them at the street shitter site.

 

[ten dollars off]

I bet his claim to "stopping pedophiles" is because he worked for one of the call centers who were tasked to go through a list of websites to see whether or not they were porn sites or had porn on them (yes, that's something some did back in the early 2000's. It wasn't fun but it beat being on the phone).

My thinking was he simply handled sorting out harassment complaints from kids being groomed on Xbox live, and his supposed law enforcement connections were just some police admin assistants he would email.

To me, one of the funniest copes he does is pretending his resume “purposely is left blank“ - apparently because of all the people after him for his years of SuperHacking and Crime Fighting online. It’s all about that Nokes OPSEC.

Of course, this lets him make up whatever false claims he wants about his employment. And then if someone makes fun of his garbage resume, he can say “You think that’s actually all my jobs?? “

It was a delight to come across his old post where he claimed to have 15 years of retail experience, including McDonalds. That pretty much fills in all of his resume gaps.

To be honest, I have a little bit of sympathy for Shane because he acts like I did when I was in my late teens, super insecure, and got my first tech job. I thought I was the man. But this dude is acting like this at 40.

Agreed. He's like one of those borderline cases that just has a touch of the sperg.

La Croix: Autism Flavor

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

La Croix: Autism Flavor

I thought that was all their flavours.

 

[Dean Pentel]

This thread is becoming a little surreal to me. Never have I seen a thread on KF where posters were giving out good advice to such an insufferable faggot and genuinely hoping they would actually take it. What an anomaly.

I guess my desired outcome depends on Shane’s actions. If he gets a job, stops being a societal leech, and reduces his online slap fights even a little then I wish him all the best. My advice to him otherwise is: kill yourself.

I wonder if it's them actually trying to help him or their brains, even still, can't quite comprehend how someone can be just so fucking glaringly stupid and awful to be around. Watching Shane live and interact with others and seeing pictures of him simply overloads their brains with denial that this is a real person who actually wants to be this way. Like, imagine if you saw someone actively trying to light fireworks attached to their genitals. Even if you've never met them before and so don't know them and thus don't care about them, likely you'd be saying, "Hey, you really shouldn't do that" before you could stop yourself.

Maybe it's like that.

On your other advice, I assure that you Shane is taking many steps to kill himself, he's just going about it the slow, comical-to-others way.

 

[Black Cat2]

This thread is becoming a little surreal to me. Never have I seen a thread on KF where posters were giving out good advice to such an insufferable faggot and genuinely hoping they would actually take it. What an anomaly.

I guess my desired outcome depends on Shane’s actions. If he gets a job, stops being a societal leech, and reduces his online slap fights even a little then I wish him all the best. My advice to him otherwise is: kill yourself.

Personally it's because I see a little of a long gone me in Shane. No ambitions, no proper relationships, unhealthy and mentally in a bad place. I can't stand watching a person with so much potential just waste away their life doing nothing, because I just imagine how I would have turned out if I remained stagnant.

The difference is that I was a teenager at the time. Shane is in his 40s and is basically guaranteed to be dead in a decade. He's also a leech on society that only takes and never contributes, and a pedophile at that.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane's only redeeming quality.

 

[A Sunset]

Fat Boy is writing me manifestos again. The amount of brain space I take up is starting to get concerning.


I guess this is what passes for Shit-Talk when you have the IQ of a retarded goldfish, and your estrogen levels are that of a middle-aged woman.

Spoiler: Message for Future Troon

Shame, you post about trannies every fucking day and white knight for them in comments. You also jack off to gay porn, are a full-time Twitter addict, unemployed, LARP as a socialist while being a raging consoomer, are fat and ugly, have made documented pedophilic comments, support and defend pedophiles and pedophile-adjacents, and have a burning hatred for Null and Kiwi Farms because they made fun of you and archive your dirty laundary.

Oh, and you already have a neo-vagina because your micropenis is completely engulfed in fat. Your poor pretend girlfriend

Shame, you are already a troon in all but name. Embrace it. Stop projecting onto others and come out of the closet. You’ll probably get more attention on Twitter than you’ve ever gotten in your life.

---

More importantly, faggot: Instead of using your Tard Handler’s phone to make pretend conversations that are obviously just you seething at yourself (for the second time), answer this question.

Why can’t you get a Job?​

 

[RussianParasite]

Fat Boy is writing me manifestos again. The amount of brain space I take up is starting to get concerning.

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I guess this is what passes for Shit-Talk when you have the IQ of a retarded goldfish, and your estrogen levels are that of a middle-aged woman because of your gargantuan belly and bitch tits.

Shane, you post about trannies every fucking day and white knight for them in comments. You also jack off to gay porn, are a full-time Twitter addict, unemployed, LARP as a socialist while being a raging consoomer, are fat and ugly, and have a burning hatred for Null and Kiwi Farms because they made fun of you and archive your dirty laundary. Oh, and you already have a neo-vagina because your micropenis is completely engulfed in fat.

Shame, you are already a tranny in all but name. Embrace it. Stop projecting onto others and come out of the closet. You’ll probably get more attention on Twitter than you’ve ever gotten in your life.

---

More importantly, faggot: Instead of using your Tard Handler’s phone to make pretend conversations that are obviously just you seething (for the second time), answer this question.

Why can’t you get a Job?​

I don’t think he realizes that you are not actually a worm in real life.

 

[A Sunset]

I don’t think he realizes that you are not actually a worm in real life.

You know what really gets to me? My Achilles Heel? When a detractor takes my little cartoon Worm I use as a PFP, and finds a REAL picture of a worm. Then, the worst part: they write something like “floppy worm”.

Not sure I can take this guy on anymore.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

A twitter account with zero engagement is the only place Shane can survive on the internet without being banned for his toxic behavior.

CESA promotes racist CRT

Posted in r/WI_Neutral by u/IMALOSERSCUMBAG • 0 points and 21 comments

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Here he is on a Wisconsin sub (???) popping in just to get into fights with people.

Shane rolls in blasting about his White Man's Burden to protect minorities from the evil white man.
Basically, he's been locking racists away to rot in prison forever, or something. Who knows what the lie is today with this guy.

This dude TomTheGeek replies and suggests that maybe fighting fire with fire isn't the best way to go about extinguishing a fire.
That maybe attacking racists with racism and "Good Us vs Evil Them" tactics aren't going to work.

This is the same opinion that another one of Shane's rivals, Mahatma Ghandi, uses and preaches.

We all know how much Shame absolute despises Ghandi. It's not surprising that this sets Shane off into a violent rage, where he has to stand up for the downtrodden and abused by Pulling a Nokes™ on the person unfortunate enough to reply.

The glorious reply:

I wish I could quickly find the original message.
I'm sure it was a zinger, but to the exact contents... we are unsure.

What we do know is that upon completion of his drive by assault-text, he hears the Mortal Kombat voiceover in his head saying "Finish Him!!!!"
So Shame throws out his famous finisher:

Savage.
There's no way TomTheGeek can recover from this, he must admit Shane is right and verbal diarrheal assault is the best and most effective way to combat racism.

Awww shit, somehow that zinger didn't work, and TomTheGeek is not ass-blasted into the fourth century.

Shane is in trouble now, he's got to explain his pwn before he is banned from this Wisconsin(??) forum:

"ACKTUALLY I'M NOT WISHING YOU WERE DEAD I COULD POSSIBLY BE JUST WISHING THAT YOUR DICK GETS CHOPPED OFF SO YOU CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN!" he cries, clearing up the obvious confusion.

"RACIST! STUPID! MORON! NO BRAINS! DON'T KNOW NOTHING!"

He has to rub it in. I mean shit, how could Tom mistake this tactful insult as anything but a victory?

"What a joke" he quips, patting himself on the back for his amazing Darwin Award line.

But wait! Awww, shit.
Shane wonders if he maybe exposed himself being mad at the internet?
He forgot to include the laughing cry face emoji to show just how not mad it is!
Whatever, throw another quick comment prefixed and suffixed with emojis to clear this matter up:

Now that the situation is settled, Shane can crack a fresh mountain dew and wiggle on over to /r/offmychest and /r/confessions to creep on underage girls. #Winning

Until...

Ah shit! They put him in time out!
Hmm... quite clever, actually... Maybe Shane will have to absorb this phrase and add this to his arsenal for the future....

---

Anyway, no time for /r/sluttyconfessions now, time to immediately jump over to a new subreddit where they can respect his intelligence. Did you know he tested at college level at age 9??

Let's head back on over to Seattle, Washington.

POS streamer harassing people at Pike Place Market gets Pepper Sprayed.

Posted in r/SeattleWA by u/ProgrammerDude30 • 912 points and 201 comments

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They're talking about some boring Joe Rogan drama.

Shane goes right to attacking some nobody for not being as far left as him, and probably also a Russian spy.
With this incredible hard-hitting investigative opinion, he is sure to be hailed as a king and gifted that coveted reddit gold! Right?

Nah, somebody disagrees with him, and states that this Abby chick is actually a left wing activist.

Shane is bewildered. Two posts in a row, someone doesn't agree with his ironclad reasoning?

This person disagreed with him. This is unacceptable.
Refusing to provide any evidence or argue points, it's time, once again, for Shame to Pull A Nokes™

"YOU'RE HORRIBLE! YOU'RE STUPID! WASTE OF ATOMS (NOTE: Shane had not thought of this comeback yet)! RETARD! CHILD!"

He is careful this time to not to drop his coveted "Darwin Award" burn, which had just got him banned from Wisconsin(?).
Surely he will be safe, and the mods of Seattle will realize his superior intellect and wit?

Sorry to disappoint again..

DAMMIT! How can this keep happening on every sub and every thread he visits?!? What is the common factor in all of this? It couldn't be Shane's bright and charming personality...

But whatever, this retard mod didn't follow The Nokes Process, which ends in a block.
Haha, dumbass!
Now Shane gets a chance to intelligently defend himself and explain to all the stupid children what their tiny non-microsoftie brains could not comprehend:

"DISAGREEING WITH ME IS LITERALLY GENOCIDE OMGGGGGGGGG"
"BUT HE IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, I WAS JUST STATING THE TRUTH"
"/sneed/s/s/s//sneed/s/s//sneed/s/s///sneed/s/s/s//sneed/sss/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s"

Finish it off with some of that Shame Porks humor, reference a fucking TV Commercial.
That'll show 'em.

Shane, never change. You're like a cubic zirconium in the rough. Shine on.

 

[A Sunset]

A twitter account with zero engagement is the only place Shane can survive on the internet without being banned for his toxic behavior.

MVP coming in with the content drop. I won’t even be able to read all this kino until later.

BTW Shame, pretty sure @Friendly Arbys Employee here came up with ”Shelly”. Don’t give me credit for it just because you‘re malding about me 24/7. Look:

Since Shelly Nokes steals his healthcare from the homeless, he was searching for a cheap and easy way to begin his HRT transition, and found this post:

See? That was ages ago. Why does your reading comprehension suck so bad? ARe you getting stressed and flustered because fellow American citizens are asking why they‘ve had to pay your bills for a decade?

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I'm British and nobody I know here has teeth as bad as Shane's. Homeless bums maybe.

I never realized that constantly having semen in your mouth did that to your teeth. Poor Daddy Cum Guzzler.

 

[Associate Rick]

Fat Boy is writing me manifestos again. The amount of brain space I take up is starting to get concerning.

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I guess this is what passes for Shit-Talk when you have the IQ of a retarded goldfish, and your estrogen levels are that of a middle-aged woman.

Shame, you post about trannies every fucking day and white knight for them in comments. You also jack off to gay porn, are a full-time Twitter addict, unemployed, LARP as a socialist while being a raging consoomer, are fat and ugly, have made documented pedophilic comments, support and defend pedophiles and pedophile-adjacents, and have a burning hatred for Null and Kiwi Farms because they made fun of you and archive your dirty laundary.

Oh, and you already have a neo-vagina because your micropenis is completely engulfed in fat. Your poor pretend girlfriend

Shame, you are already a troon in all but name. Embrace it. Stop projecting onto others and come out of the closet. You’ll probably get more attention on Twitter than you’ve ever gotten in your life.

---

More importantly, faggot: Instead of using your Tard Handler’s phone to make pretend conversations that are obviously just you seething at yourself (for the second time), answer this question.

Why can’t you get a Job?​

Shame really is overthinking all this, correct me if I'm wrong but the impression I've gotten from all your interactions with Shame can be summed up here.

 

[A Sunset]

Shame really is overthinking all this, correct me if I'm wrong but the impression I've gotten from all your interactions with Shame can be summed up here.
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Perfection, just missing the final panel.

 

[internet friend]

DAMMIT! How can this keep happening on every sub and every thread he visits?!?

When even the Reddit """people""" can't stand you, that's brutal

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've gone three years worth of Shane's Reddit ramblings and not once has he shown me any form of technical knowhow. Just the ability to use Google

https://camas.unddit.com/#%7B%22author%22:%22NorrathReaver%20%22,%22resultSize%22:100%7D

He has shown me that he was an asshole on every subreddit he went to and visited antiwork and niceguys. As well as run away from anyone who disagreed with him.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I hope Shane doesn't Darwin and he does reproduce. He's vintage Neckbeard. In every sense;

Anti Christian
Mtn Dew
GAMEZZZZ
Unearned sense of expertise
White knighting m'lady (Jackie)
Poor fashion sense
Morbidly obese and smelly.

He's a rare character. The last Alphaneck. He needs to create more. Neckbeards are hilarious.

 

[Octopi]

Shane's only redeeming quality.
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So on top of everything else, he smells of cat piss.

 

[A Sunset]

This person disagreed with him. This is unacceptable.
Refusing to provide any evidence or argue points, it's time, once again, for Shame to Pull A Nokes™

He does this so much, it's like his calling card. Here's the template for having Internet interactions like Shame Porks.

1. Insert himself into conversation with black-and-white aggressive assertion
2. If disagreed with or questioned in any way, make outrageous assertion that in no way is derived from the person's actual statement
3. If asked to debate a point or for clarification, accuse the person of being disingenous or manipulative with no reason given
4. Claim the other person is angry and say "blocked" (don't actually block)
5. (Optional) Make up pretend accomplishments about your life.
6. Get mad when inevitably laughed at and sperg out, then block.

Try it yourself, as demonstrated below!

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SHAME: "Anyone who votes Republican is a Fascist, and traitor to America. They want Trans Kid Genocide."
STRANGER: "Doesn't that seem a little extreme? The situation is more complicated than that."
SHAME: "So, you're a supporter of Nazis and think all trans US Citizens should be put in Death Camps. Understood."
STRANGER: "I didn't say that?"
SHAME: "Got it. You're a disingenous sack of shit, pretending to not understand the facts to troll and cause drama. Go win a Darwin Award."
STRANGER: "What the hell is wrong with you?"
SHAME: "Keep being a Nazi sympathizer and getting mad. Me and my partner both just had a good laugh at you Blocked." (Don't Block)
STRANGER: "You seem really stupid."
SHAME: "Stupid? I've had college reading comprehension since the age of -2 and worked with the Secret Service to put Nazis and Pedos like you behind bars for 30 years. You don't know what you've stumbled into here."
STRANGER: "Nobody asked, and you're making that up. LOL I"m sharing this with my friends."
SHAME: "Go fuck yourself, you racism moron scum piece of trash. Fuck you!" (blocks and reports stranger for bullying)

---

Now, repeat this process for 20 years online.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Fat Boy is writing me manifestos again. The amount of brain space I take up is starting to get concerning.

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I guess this is what passes for Shit-Talk when you have the IQ of a retarded goldfish, and your estrogen levels are that of a middle-aged woman.

Spoiler: Message for Future Troon

Shame, you post about trannies every fucking day and white knight for them in comments. You also jack off to gay porn, are a full-time Twitter addict, unemployed, LARP as a socialist while being a raging consoomer, are fat and ugly, have made documented pedophilic comments, support and defend pedophiles and pedophile-adjacents, and have a burning hatred for Null and Kiwi Farms because they made fun of you and archive your dirty laundary.

Oh, and you already have a neo-vagina because your micropenis is completely engulfed in fat. Your poor pretend girlfriend

Shame, you are already a troon in all but name. Embrace it. Stop projecting onto others and come out of the closet. You’ll probably get more attention on Twitter than you’ve ever gotten in your life.

---

More importantly, faggot: Instead of using your Tard Handler’s phone to make pretend conversations that are obviously just you seething at yourself (for the second time), answer this question.

Why can’t you get a Job?​

How much can you bet he's going to have an irrational hate for worms from now on?

Fatboy is vindictive af.