Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

Thanks for making me laugh til my ribs hurt. It's a good bit.
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Hey, I'm in withdrawal over here!

I figured they'd notice sooner or later.

 

[JJLiautaud]

The answer is quite simple: I fucked up, and only counted his novels for some reason. The table has been updated to reflect this.

also why is Tolkien a "high output writer" if you mean his reams of unpublished stuff sure but the dude was a massive perfectionist.

 

[Gentlebastard]

also why is Tolkien a "high output writer" if you mean his reams of unpublished stuff sure but the dude was a massive perfectionist.

He was a massive perfectionist and didn't want everything he wrote published, sure. Regardless of this, the man created so much content that it took his life, his son's life, and help from an army of editors to get most of his works published, between academic work, poetry, novels, and his autistic interest in constructing languages. Even his correspondence is a trove of content worthy of being indexed and archived, since it contains so much information about his works.

Hence, high output.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Even his correspondence is a trove of content worthy of being indexed and archived, since it contains so much information about his works.

By that standard, Patrick is a high-output writer.

 

[OKRowling]

To be fair, not every writer will be able to consistently provide both high output and high quality 100% of the time. The problem is, Pat's native lack of drive and minuscule creativity means he fails at both; if I recall correctly, he hasn't even broken 100 pages in the two years he has been writing his Tiny Tim fanfic, most of which he spent at home with nothing to do due to the Big 'Rona . See the following table for a better (but somewhat subjective) idea of what I'm talking about:

	High Output	Medium output	Low output
Great quality	Terry Pratchett, Jules Verne, Tolkien	Bernard Cornwell, Edgar Allan Poe	William Gibson, R. L. Stevenson
Average quality	Stephen King, George R. R. Martin*	Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur Conan Doyle	Dan Brown, J. K. Rowling
Terrible quality	Sidney Sheldon, Chuck Tingle, L. Ron Hubbard	Stephany Meyer	The Milwaukee Nigletnapper

* Yes, he hasn't finished ASOIAF, and probably never will. Because he keeps getting sidetracked writing to a billion other projects and, like Fatrick, being a fat lazy fuck in general.

How the fuck is J.R.R. Tolkien high output? Hobbit 1937, LoTR 1954. Most of the stuff published posthumously is rough notes turned into books by his son.

He was a massive perfectionist and didn't want everything he wrote published, sure. Regardless of this, the man created so much content that it took his life, his son's life, and help from an army of editors to get most of his works published, between academic work, poetry, novels, and his autistic interest in constructing languages. Even his correspondence is a trove of content worthy of being indexed and archived, since it contains so much information about his works.

Hence, high output.

Bullshit. He didn't finish them, and his legacy was milked by his descendants.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Torswats confirmed on OnA that he did call in the Patti LaBelle SWAT at Pat’s request. Pat gave him the address so the fuckup was Pat’s (as usual). According to Torswats, Pat’s intention was to commit “attempted murder” on himself, his wife and a theatre full of families at a Christmas show. Nice guy!

I thought they banned him and locked down the forums to get away from prying eyes.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Bullshit. He didn't finish them, and his legacy was milked by his descendants.

this is entirely true, but his notes are higher-quality writing than many authors, and definitely more than fatrick.

personally, I think Tolkien himself would NOT have put himself in high output (and he probably wouldn't even consider himself high quality)

 

[Law]

By that standard, Patrick is a high-output writer.

The tweets alone!

 

[AnOminous]

By that standard, Patrick is a high-output writer.

But 99% of his output is "No, child" and "Those are just your delusions again" and "Wait for the knock" and "Enjoy prison."

How the fuck is J.R.R. Tolkien high output? Hobbit 1937, LoTR 1954. Most of the stuff published posthumously is rough notes turned into books by his son.

By that reasoning the Aeneid is shit because Virgil wanted it destroyed when he died because he hadn't finished it.

 

[OKRowling]

Is this idea crazy ... or crazy like a fox?

In the Lindsay Ellis thread someone took it upon themselves to read her sci-fi novel, and review it, chapter by chapter. We could do the same for whichever is the best selling of the Pat novels.

I am not volunteering.

 

[Divine right to rule]

After years of silence, Patrick S. Motherfucker makes his triumphal return.
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Normal males grow out of that insult when they are 17 or 18.
He should also not use insults or jokes that highlight his sexual prowess. After all, first, hotter wife left him for another man, even while pregnant.

 

[Gentlebastard]

By that standard, Patrick is a high-output writer.

Tolkien's letters can be used to clear and expand ideals, principles and concepts in his other works.

Pat's incessant tweeting is completely unrelated to his work; he doesn't even shill his own books/publisher. It costs him literally nothing (his time is worthless, and I'll bet he charges his phone and laptop at Hooligan's), and would help him pay Quasi if it leads to even one more book being sold scratch that, I remembered his sales still haven't paid for his writer advances. Instead, his twitter feed for the last week has been nothing but swaTTings, political spergery, alogging Elon Musk, some sci-fi rambling, childing stalkers, and the occasional 2deep4u basic bitch tweets.

Bullshit. He didn't finish them, and his legacy was milked by his descendants.

I agree with you 100%. But, unfinished or not, milked or not, it IS his work.

In the Lindsay Ellis thread someone took it upon themselves to read her sci-fi novel, and review it, chapter by chapter. We could do the same for whichever is the best selling of the Pat novels.

There is already one such feat, you can see it if you go to the start of the thread and navigate through highlights. I think there was a second attempt on a different novel, but people gave up because they couldn't stand Pat's writing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But 99% of his output is "No, child" and "Those are just your delusions again" and "Wait for the knock" and "Enjoy prison."

Tolkien's letters can be used to clear and expand ideals, principles and concepts in his other works.

Pat's incessant tweeting is completely unrelated to his work; he doesn't even shill his own books/publisher. It costs him literally nothing (his time is worthless, and I'll bet he charges his phone and laptop at Hooligan's), and would help him pay Quasi if it leads to even one more book being sold. Instead, his twitter feed for the last week has been nothing but swaTTings, political spergery, alogging Elon Musk, some sci-fi rambling, childing stalkers, and the occasional 2deep4u basic bitch tweets.


I agree with you 100%. But, unfinished or not, milked or not, it IS his work.

Please note I said Patrick is high-output. Patrick is not, nor will he ever be, a high-quality writer.

He will never be thin either, but we already knew that.

 

[Aegeus]

any honest (lol) journalists

Journos in 2023 are all low-IQ worthless psychotic immoral scumbags sucking the megacorp/globohomo cock.

Pat Tomlinson's Missing Left Testicle

Just found my new default username for websites.

Qui bono?

Bono was Cher's hubby.

So how did he get the airbrush work done when he's never shown off any artistic talent or owning an airbrush?

Fatrick is spending his wife's money paying someone to paint those models for him. Fatrick has absolutely no talent in any area, and I'm 100% sure he's literally clinically retarded.

Patrick gallops to the defense of another tranny.

I wish I had a nickel for every time Fatty has flirted with disgusting subhuman MTF troons on Twatter.

 

[Catalooger]

With OnA now (rightfully) closed, I have made this account for the purpose of x-posting stuff posted there to here for archival; will do this for the long term as you fanooks have been lackin' (outside of moonface), almost all the good bits lately haven't been posted here like Pat admitting the debtor exam over text. Just want to see all the funnies put into the permanent record.

The latest bit amongst OnA is texting Rick pictures of their pets; some good seethe so far.

1) Credit: VizioDash who started the bit

2) Credit: HoneyBadger - full meltdown lmao

3) Credit: VizioDash

4) Credit: Portsmouth Paul

5) reply to VizioDash again

 

[downloads]

His face is as round and as red as a Tomato. He has so much fat around his jowls, just standing upright creates large creases and completely engulfs his neck in lard.

I hope you don't mind, your art inspired me. I tried to capture his smug bovine vacantness.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

I hope you don't mind, your art inspired me. I tried to capture his smug bovine vacantness.

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Very nice work with the ear. And the fat.

This is honestly making me uncomfortable looking at it for too long. Its smug aura mocks me. Well done.

 

[Null]

Is OnAForums dead or just private now?

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Is OnAForums dead or just private now?

Just private for now.

 

[Dean Pentel]

That reminds me, did anyone catch that episode of Quantum Leap where Sam leaps into the body of world famous author Patrick S. Tomlinson?
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That explains why God or whatever that was at the end wouldn't let Sam go home. He couldn't allow the residual faggotry to accompany him. Truly a merciful being.