Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JJLiautaud]

Is OnAForums dead or just private now?

Quasi-deep is allegedly using the private-time to do some needed maintenance.

 

[Broadside]

With OnA now (rightfully) closed, I have made this account for the purpose of x-posting stuff posted there to here for archival; will do this for the long term as you fanooks have been lackin' (outside of moonface), almost all the good bits lately haven't been posted here like Pat admitting the debtor exam over text. Just want to see all the funnies put into the permanent record.

The latest bit amongst OnA is texting Rick pictures of their pets; some good seethe so far.

1) Credit: VizioDash who started the bit
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2) Credit: HoneyBadger - full meltdown lmao
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3) Credit: VizioDash
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4) Credit: Portsmouth Paul
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5) reply to VizioDash again
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Biscuit really got under Pat's skin lol

Also love the irony of calling someone mentally ill as he compulsively pastes the same block of text after each message

 

[Mr Moonface]

Handyman Pig makes another appearance:



His twitter following is impressed:

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

the deck looks like shit, rick

 

[Gay Mouth]

Replacing the deck planks for appearances but not the obviously rotting structural support has got to be a metaphor for his life right now

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Handyman Pig makes another appearance:

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His twitter following is impressed:

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The old, rotten and weathered wood he's screwing the new boards into really provides a nice contrast!

Amazing that, accounting for the damage he does to the bank's two half hovels, Patrick's contribution to the world is on average negative even before you consider the resources wasted to feed and maintain him or the disgust and distress interactions with a pig man cause others.

 

[John_Smith]

Is he screwing those boards in, like he did the stairs? Hooo-leee fuck. No. For that sort of decking one uses the hidden deck fasteners. Good lord, find the stupidest way to do something and then do it even stupider.

So how did he get the airbrush work done when he's never shown off any artistic talent or owning an airbrush?

Those are photos of models on display, possibly at a contest. Unless Patso has WIP photos of his work, I do not believe that he painted those. He's just taking credit for them. He does have an airbrush. Look carefully at his toy dinosaur. It has been airbrushed in parts. Looks like the sort of airbrushing one finds on mass produced items from China. Quick and sloppy.

from ona: fat. he’s at some gay thing niki pretends is a real job.

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Whole lotta low cards in that deck. And, yuck, he's getting side boobage, like a proper deathfat. Serious man hands on that ogre/ogress on the left. She/he could easily snap open a lobster tail.

Remember that Tolkien was more than just a fantasy writer. Even without the posthumous publications, this is a pretty good output. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._R._Tolkien_bibliography His friend C.S. Lewis was also high output, high quality. Anyone read Lewis Space Trilogy? I hear it's good.

Thing is, writers write. All the time. Patso does not. He tweets.

 

[Post Reply]

The latest bit amongst OnA is texting Rick pictures of their pets; some good seethe so far.

Pat a few hours ago: STOP CONVERSING WITH ME, FELON.

Pat now:

 

[CervixHammer]

We're not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with us.

No, child. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy paying Quasi.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat now:

Fatty thinking he's Rorschach. He's more Captain Carnage, the guy Rorschach threw down an elevator shaft for pretending to be a supervillain.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Arrested after threatening to kill family members:
Bam Margera
Patrick Tomlinson

On the hefty side:
Bam Margera
Patrick Tomlinson

Has seen own child in past year:
Bam Margera
Patrick Tomlinson

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Look carefully at his toy dinosaur.

Beware staring into the abyss of the toy dinosaur's creation for too long, as sometimes the dinosaur pesters Niki from the backseat of her car, and sometimes the fat mong building it childs you and sends you to prison for making fun of him.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

So how did he get the airbrush work done when he's never shown off any artistic talent or owning an airbrush?

(His secret is that the models com pre-painted)

 

[Ophelia]

He's more Captain Carnage, the guy Rorschach threw down an elevator shaft

“Punish me! Punish me, child!”

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Cow crossover with Alex Caraballo aka Esqueer.

I'm sorry, do you mean Saul Troonman?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Beware staring into the abyss of the toy dinosaur's creation for too long, as sometimes the dinosaur pesters Niki from the backseat of her car, and sometimes the fat mong building it childs you and sends you to prison for making fun of him.
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I believe that model is this one

Dilophosaurus model kit - Welcome to creative-beast.com

STOCK VARIES- PLEASE CONTACT FOR AVAILABILITY The 1/16th scale Dilophosaurus resin model kit measures 16” long and comes in 10 unpainted parts including base. Assembly requires glue, as well as some minor seam & detail clean-up. Weight 2lbs 1oz

creative-beast.com

I've seen worst paint jobs than this. I've also seen better kits for less.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Is he screwing those boards in, like he did the stairs? Hooo-leee fuck. No. For that sort of decking one uses the hidden deck fasteners. Good lord, find the stupidest way to do something and then do it even stupider.

This is indeed true.

 

[FinnSven]

Beware staring into the abyss of the toy dinosaur's creation for too long, as sometimes the dinosaur pesters Niki from the backseat of her car, and sometimes the fat mong building it childs you and sends you to prison for making fun of him.
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He genuinely looks brain damaged there.

She looks hopeful a sudden brain hemorrhage is imminent.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

He genuinely looks brain damaged there.

She looks hopeful a sudden brain hemorrhage is imminent.

I just don't get what was going on there. It was his birthday, and that was a gift, right? I see little containers of what I assume is model paint. Does that mean he painted a fucking dinosaur model while a bunch of people watched? I'd be hoping for a stroke as well if I had to be a part of that.

 

[Ophelia]

I just don't get what was going on there. It was his birthday, and that was a gift, right? I see little containers of what I assume is model paint. Does that mean he painted a fucking dinosaur model while a bunch of people watched?

Setting up an activity for tardboy while the adults enjoy themselves seems like the thing to do. Nikki is just checking in to see if he wants a juice box.