Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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MrTroll said:
For reference, here's the official homepage of the Ruckersville Volunteer Fire Company:

http://www.ruckersvillefire.org/

Yes, they are not going to grab him in a bear hug and toss him into the back of an ambulance. Some guy will show up in his own car, make sure Chris isn't bleeding out on the floor, then leave.
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Oh geez. Yep that's basically exactly the case. Did a little digging on the local EMS and it looks like Chris is likely outside the first due area of the local EMS service, meaning the local podunk volunteer FD would likely be calling the shots (and not wanting to deal with some gross hoarder who doesn't want to go to the hospital anyways)
 
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fireatdawn said:
I keep seeing conflicting viewpoints on this. Some people are convinced it is extremely life-threatening, and will kill Chris sooner than later if nothing is done. And then there are people who say it really isn't that big of a deal.

Which is it?
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I'm not worried about it.

How many times has he come out unscathed from consequences? Rather, how many times did all the high expectations of consequences fizzle into nothing? The forum has a habit of reacting out of proportions, because most members are not too knowledgeable about the topics enough to know the relevant consequences. For example the lot of us expected him to do prison time on multiple occasions, except the actual lawyers among us. The rest of us overreact without knowing what systems have been in place to take care of the likes of Chris.

Either that, or Godbear gave this guy IRL plot armor. He's not going away soon either way.
 
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Long time lurker here. I don't think it's an abscess. If you look, there is no seam of skin under the scrotum, rather it has split. I believe that it is not yet infected however I think he has a torn perinal. An abscess would be closer to looking like a big zit while this looks like a tear. It isn't a huge issue yet however he probably should get stitches.

If this were an abscess he would be in a lot more pain.
 
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HandsomePete said:
Chris is a giant pussy about pain. When it really starts to hurt he WILL cry uncle.
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Are we talking about the same Chris? The man has stomped lego, dry shaved his face, punched himself in different parts, cut himself while making his Amiibos, draw Sonichu with a terrible way to hold a pen and now he left a hole in his body that could slowly get infected ... And I have never heard him complain of physical discomfort. He is a pussy about mental pain, but when it comes to physical pain I think he's too proud to admit he did something wrong and got hurt.
 
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fireatdawn said:
I keep seeing conflicting viewpoints on this. Some people are convinced it is extremely life-threatening, and will kill Chris sooner than later if nothing is done. And then there are people who say it really isn't that big of a deal.

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It should be checked by a doctor because it likely never healed properly the first time and the skin closed over a pocket of infection. It's not desirable to have that happen again. We don't know the depth of the wound, but abscesses heal all the time leaving nothing more than a scar. Right now the wound is draining and that's actually better than when it was contained under the skin.

So yeah, the ideal is that the wound gets checked and Chris follows the doctor's instructions on how to care for it until it heals. An extremely cautious doctor would draw blood or take swabs, but sepsis makes people obviously ill so it's possible the doctor would just say "come back in a few weeks" and tell Chris to contact him sooner if one of a number of things happen.

People self-pierce all the time. If you can't get someone locked up for bifurcating their penis, then you sure as shit can't get them locked up for piercing their taint.

Could Chris's wound lead to life-threatening infection? Yes. Is that likely even with imperfect care? Not unless there are other medical factors we don't know about.

Right now, people are just being hysterical faggots with little justification.
 
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Dear god. What a day to show up late for the farms...

Also, how is Chris not in extreme, agonizing pain? I don't know about you, but that seems like a very sensitive area, with lots of nerve endings and such. How could you function on a day to day basis with a festering wound slicing through it like that? It doesn't make sense. Is he on some kind of heavy painkiller or other drug?
 
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Tranhuviya said:
Chris dying because he wanted to be a woman really badly would be the ultimate end to his tale, IMHO.
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CWC believes he was a lesbian woman in a past life, and for that, God made him reincarnate as a boy -- Christopher Weston Chandler. Chris believed that God then sent him a dream about fathering Crystal, and that God (and the Bear) gave him the name of Christian. Then Chris failed to get a sweetheart (even after God supposedly sent him more confirmation dream(s)), became the laughingstock of the internet, didn't have Crystal despite the frozen sperm thing, and is now trying to make himself a woman because he hates being male -- which may kill him.

If the odd religious beliefs Chris holds were true, it would mean that God is the most powerful troll. Far greater than the Pickle Man and Clyde Cash combined.
 
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