🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[cobsongemmy]

little does he know Jet is the Worldcorp pedo guy who has a history of producing worksafe CP, the sinister half Czech half human underling of Sam Hyde, the chief pedo of a clutch of wigger pedo guys
and there's a balldo in the basement

holy shit i had completely forgotten about that , yeah sam is ... strange and surrounds himself with strange people

 

[CoolFool]

Jon went straight to Damiel to hang out and eat his food. Seems to have no outward I’ll will towards him. Damiel seemed awkward at first but then relaxed.

Jon is going to force them to interact whether Damiel wants to or not.

 

[Blouie]

Has Josie left the room? I don't see her anywhere.

 

[Smocaine]

Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to pee. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually

The show is 100% over if Jon ever leaves. They're not kicking him. He's the only strong cast member. Some of the others are decent support but he's the only who can actually make a reality show entertaining.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Has Josie left the room? I don't see her anywhere.

She's in the left corner by the closet.

And I want to jam those fucking drumsticks through Vance's ears.

 

[hatefilledcunt]

Just purchased the pass, hope i get the full footage to edit for songs lmao

 

[Nick Gars]

youre saying that as if there wasnt however many hours of jon laying on/under the bed saying and doing nothing.

They thought he was dead for a good 20 minutes. Even asleep he's more entertaining than most of them.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

@The Blue Morpho @CoolFool yeah but you guys are talking like jon is NONSTOP BACK TO BACK entertainment and you made your comments about room 2 being boring after five minutes of him being gone.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Chat pranks the crew downstairs into thinking Jon left the stove on. Meanwhile in bedroom two it's the sound of drumming and a baby crying. No conversation currently taking place. The fish seem just as entertained without Jon as we are.

 

[Nigger Racism]

@The Blue Morpho @CoolFool yeah but you guys are talking like jon is NONSTOP BACK TO BACK entertainment and you made your comment about room 2 being boring after five minutes of him being gone.

It's a 24/7 show, nothing and no one can realistically be entertaining at all times. Jon is simply the one who provides the most content out of the fish.

 

[Puff]

She's in the left corner by the closet.

And I want to jam those fucking drumsticks through Vance's ears.

To be fair, that's kinda the point. To win you have to make people want to leave or put their foot through the wall.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

New shark threw food on floor. Jon passed by and didn't care.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It's a 24/7 show, nothing and no one can realistically be entertaining at all times. Jon is simply the one who provides the most content out of the fish.

yeah thats exactly what i said, the people i was replying to were the ones complaining after five minutes of dead air.

 

[Sammich]

Does Jet take your money if he rejects your TTS?

nah, he refunds it, said so on the site for a few hours last night.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Went to kitchen cam to get away from Vance's ear-rape and someone made a hell of a mess out of the precious poptarts and many other things.

To be fair, that's kinda the point. To win you have to make people want to leave or put their foot through the wall.

Doesn't mean that I can't strongly desire to inflict grievous bodily harm on him, though.
EDIT: Lel, even fishchat is spamming about his drums now.
EDITx2: Awww party foul, Jon is cleaning up the living room and kitchen furniture.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

I'm calling it now- the sharks are going to try to blame Jon or Damiel for the fucked up house.

 

[CoolFool]

@The Blue Morpho @CoolFool yeah but you guys are talking like jon is NONSTOP BACK TO BACK entertainment and you made your comment about room 2 being boring after five minutes of him being gone.

I've watched way too many hours of this shit and can tell you what you're seeing now in room 2 is what always happens when Jon isn't around. Without Jon, people do nothing or just trash talk him or have stilted conversations. The most I've seen from others is when Letty had that baby shaking idea. Otherwise, almost all of the good content has been created by Jon directly or indirectly.

Hopefully it will change as they get hungrier and have to pee. Slyvia seemed to be cracking and showing more personality.

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

John is currently cleaning the living room with his usual level of enthusiasm. What could go wrong?

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Jon is putting the sofa back together, but he seems to either not care about the rug or has forgotten that he has to put it under the sofa first.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

@The Blue Morpho @CoolFool yeah but you guys are talking like jon is NONSTOP BACK TO BACK entertainment and you made your comments about room 2 being boring after five minutes of him being gone.

"you made your comments about room 2 being boring after five minutes of him being gone."

I actually didn't, though.