Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Aunt Carol]

They're not going to give a shit about the structure until they put their foot through it or it falls down and cracks them on the head.

Here's what I think is going to be interesting:

Polissa is living in a rental, even if it's one that isn't maintained for ~reasons.~ (Slumlord vs. renters won't let anyone in to see the squalor; insufficient data to determine.)

Polissa is going to move out of the rental that the government is subsidizing and into a family-owned home with only a verbal agreement. When the tub trailer burns down and/or sinks into the swamp, this handshake rental is going to make it more difficult to find other housing. Other than the trailer squat, she seems to have burned her bridges with family and friends, and she believes (or says) there is no charity help for her.

Not getting my hopes up--there's never a homeless saga, and she doesn't have the spoons for a swamp yurt saga--but couch surfing is going to be in some rough waters.

When she falls through the floor, I hope the kitties can escape through the hole.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

When she falls through the floor, I hope the kitties can escape through the hole.

I don't think it's going to take that much.

There's already holes at floor-board level that lead into the walls of the trailer. If it's typical double-sheet construction throughout with insulation between said sheets, she'll have cats in the walls. Especially if there's already mice or rats or bugs in the walls. I'd say they have a good chance of escaping.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I watched this episode of Hotel Hell the other night that really demonstrated the Polissa school of home repair. I hope she can glean a valuable lesson about fixing wall holes for Casa Trompeta

Spoiler

The hotel owner has an "artist" friend who likes to paint tacky murals over damaged areas. In one instance, they taped together a bunch of business cards to cover up a gaping hole and then painted some shitty flowers over it. Which Gordon proceeded to rip straight off the wall lmao:





The deeper hole was stuffed with fucking brillo pads

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

The deeper hole was stuffed with fucking brillo pads

That's a slapdash way to stop mice from coming through. They can't eat the brillo.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Oh yeah, Tucker Carlson is definitely gonna get fucked after getting dropped from Fox, he's just, uh, let me check my notes here... oh, he's apparently the news anchor with the highest TV ratings of all time. Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna really struggle to find work. No one would want to hire THE NEWS ANCHOR WITH THE HIGHEST RATINGS OF ALL TIME. Yeah he's definitely fucked man

My boomer mum watches Tucker Carlson. If he offered to just have his content for, say, $20 a month, she'd jump at the chance. That dude is the Boomer Whisperer.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Here's what I think is going to be interesting:

Polissa is living in a rental, even if it's one that isn't maintained for ~reasons.~ (Slumlord vs. renters won't let anyone in to see the squalor; insufficient data to determine.)

Polissa is going to move out of the rental that the government is subsidizing and into a family-owned home with only a verbal agreement. When the tub trailer burns down and/or sinks into the swamp, this handshake rental is going to make it more difficult to find other housing. Other than the trailer squat, she seems to have burned her bridges with family and friends, and she believes (or says) there is no charity help for her.

Not getting my hopes up--there's never a homeless saga, and she doesn't have the spoons for a swamp yurt saga--but couch surfing is going to be in some rough waters.

When she falls through the floor, I hope the kitties can escape through the hole.

If you don’t believe that homeless sagas can come true, hit up the Marissa Morris thread.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

If it's typical double-sheet construction throughout with insulation between said sheets, she'll have cats in the walls

WHAT? Maybe just grew up sheltered or something, but you can get cats in your walls? The thought is so preposterous to me-what the fuck lol

 

[glass_houses]

WHAT? Maybe just grew up sheltered or something, but you can get cats in your walls? The thought is so preposterous to me-what the fuck lol

Cats will go wherever they fucking want to. Don't believe me, search, "rescuing cat from wall" on YT.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

WHAT? Maybe just grew up sheltered or something, but you can get cats in your walls? The thought is so preposterous to me-what the fuck lol

Pretty much. As long as the cat's skull can fit, the rest of the cat will follow.

A tiny example.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Pretty much. As long as the cat's skull can fit, the rest of the cat will follow.

A tiny example.

That cat is adorable, and it’s sad that he was trapped in the wall, but my main takeaway from this video is, am I seeing right? Did these people have carpet in their bathroom?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

That cat is adorable, and it’s sad that he was trapped in the wall, but my main takeaway from this video is, am I seeing right? Did these people have carpet in their bathroom?

LMFAO Yes. Yes they do. Truth be told, I hadn't even noticed when I first stumbled across the video as I was more invested in the cat than the decor.

Maybe this one would be less distracting?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I used to live in a older house that had built-in drawers in most of the upstairs bedrooms.

Cats being cats, the only thing better than a drawer of clean clothes to lie in is the possibility of getting into a WALL ADVENTURE. Obviously the thing to do is to never leave the drawers open, even a crack, but "never" is a hard target for a house full of fallible humans, and again: cats are cats.

The first time, we tracked the sad meows to a spot over the fireplace downstairs. This worked out pretty well: after the hole was cut and the cat was rescued, we just hung a painting over the hole and it looked like it was there on purpose.

Cat rescue went a lot faster every time after that. Every time. Sometimes cats would come out on their own, and some times you had to stand on a stepstool and kind of grope around blindly for them.

The "cat in the wall" episode of IASIP made me nod along sagely.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

The first time, we tracked the sad meows to a spot over the fireplace downstairs. This worked out pretty well: after the hole was cut and the cat was rescued, we just hung a painting over the hole and it looked like it was there on purpose.

Good job no one lit a fire.

Did the cat then think the inside of the wall was part of its territory and meow to be let back in through the painting?

on topic- re the holes in the walls, i think Polissa is desensitised to them. if she's had a hole in the ceiling for so long, its kinda become normal. i refuse to go on TT, but is there not a single comment suggesting that the trailer is unfit for habitation, and can't easily be remedied? from @Diet Coke 4 Life's rundown she barely acknowledges it.

i guess if she moves in, it'll be a case of people getting what they deserve.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Did the cat then think the inside of the wall was part of its territory and meow to be let back in through the painting?

Once cats actually got into the wall, they realized it wasn't super fun, so that and the upstairs-->downstairs movement made it pretty one way. The exit was a hole over the mantelpiece so it wasn't a big cat traffic area.

We did have some cats who would hang out while you were getting dressed in the morning, either ready to curl up in the shirt drawer or actually eager to get back into the wall through the built-in drawers. Hard telling with cats.

This was a formative experience for me over the course of a decade or so, during the overlapping reigns of multiple different cats. Later I helped some friends get a cat out of their wall, but this was a one-off for them; the cat got in during a different repair. It only took a flashlight, stinky food, and a repeating dialogue of "ey bby" "MYOOP" "aw you don't want to be in the wall any more" "MYAAAA" "over this way, over this way" "MYOO." My cat got floor repair'd into the crawlspace once, when I was in an apartment, but that just took busting out a vent screen. Finding her was the hard part, because she wasn't a complainer and was just quietly sitting in the crawlspace like a sad little meatloaf.

The pearl here is to put your cat in Cat Jail when there are big repairs, even (especially) if you have a friendly cat who just wants to hang out with the contractors and sniff things. Holes are super cool to explore when you're the size of a loaf of bread and just as squishy and you experience the world through scent.

on topic- re the holes in the walls, i think Polissa is desensitised to them. if she's had a hole in the ceiling for so long, its kinda become normal. i refuse to go on TT, but is there not a single comment suggesting that the trailer is unfit for habitation, and can't easily be remedied? from @Diet Coke 4 Life's rundown she barely acknowledges it.

i guess if she moves in, it'll be a case of people getting what they deserve.

As a cat-in-the-wall expert, I think Polissa should repair her walls, but should observe which wall holes the cats exit from and preserve a couple of those holes, moving furniture in front of them. When (or if) she notices a cat missing through a new/unknown hole, move the furniture away from the hole and coax the cat out through it.

Unfortunately, this requires the cat to want to come out, the cat to recognize and want to come to its owner's voice, and possibly some nice stinky cat food.

I reiterate my hopes that the cats escape and get to live in the woods, eating the mice that Polissa's lifestyle attracts.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I used to live in a older house that had built-in drawers in most of the upstairs bedrooms.

Cats being cats, the only thing better than a drawer of clean clothes to lie in is the possibility of getting into a WALL ADVENTURE. Obviously the thing to do is to never leave the drawers open, even a crack, but "never" is a hard target for a house full of fallible humans, and again: cats are cats.

I had those in my first house. After rescuing the same damned cat from inside the walls multiple times, I spent a long, sweaty, curse-laden weekend lining the insides of all the drawer recesses with some thin, ugly fake-wood panelling I'd torn out of the basement. Mischief managed.

As a cat-in-the-wall expert, I think Polissa should repair her walls, but should observe which wall holes the cats exit from and preserve a couple of those holes, moving furniture in front of them. When (or if) she notices a cat missing through a new/unknown hole, move the furniture away from the hole and coax the cat out through it.

Unfortunately, this requires the cat to want to come out, the cat to recognize and want to come to its owner's voice, and possibly some nice stinky cat food.

The problem with Polissa is that there is a very real chance of one of her sickly, underfed cats (who receive no vet care) crawling into a hole in the wall to die. Ditto, the crawlspace under El Basurero. She and Josh might notice a missing cat, but are such hopeless retards it would take the telltale odor of decomp for them to figure out where it went.

So all those holes better be closed up tight before moving the cats in, because while watching those two retards try to deal with a rotting kitty corpse somewhere in the walls or under the floor would be hilarious, it'd be terrible if a cat actually got stuck in there and died because it couldn't get out, and they're too stupid and worthless to rescue it.

 

[scumfuck]

I agree. Most hoarders don't notice they're missing an animal until they're decomposing in their wall, and even then it might go unnoticed due to their nose blindness from living in filth for so long.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I think it's that she literally just wants cash. Her cashapp was front and centre during the video and that's what she really wants. If someone sends $500 then she can spend a tiny bit on some sticky tiles and a small piece of wood to nail over the gaping wall hole, leaving the other $450 for junk food and soda.

You're absolutely correct that she shouldn't be letting randos come to her home for safety reasons, but I feel like this wouldn't really occur to her. Also can she really be that ashamed if she's putting a video tour out there? It's kind of like the 'before' in one of those 'i turned this disgusting garbage trailer into my dream home all by myself' videos except Pissa's 'after' video is going to be horrifying/hilarious.

Maybe I'm just mean and cynical though.

No, you're not mean and cynical, you're realistic.

I just think that showing brief glimpses of the disgusting, falling apart trailer to a bunch of faceless, anonymous people on the Internet is a lot different than having a real live person come to see (and likely smell) it up close. Polissa feels like she can control the narrative on TikTok, but if an actual human being saw the trailer, she wouldn't be able to control their impressions of it, and by extension, herself. Of course, she's too stupid to realize that the curated stuff she shares online is more than enough to make it clear that she and her husband are slovenly, trashy animal hoarders who live in filth.

It's pretty common for a certain brand of poor white* people to be very reluctant to let "outsiders" into their homes. You know, not answering the door in case it's a caseworker coming to take the kids, or the utilities company preparing to disconnect the water for non-payment, or that busybody bitch from next door complaining about the dog shit all over the yard again. I think that's what we are seeing here.

I do agree that the safety issue posed by allowing an anonymous stranger from the Internet access to your (very remote and isolated) home is something that Polissa is too dumb to really understand.

I also think you're correct that she just wants people to give her money, not any other form of assistance. It's similar to how Polissa and those like her complain about being destitute and not getting to have nice things, but immediately get defensive if some well-meaning person suggests applying for a job.

* This might very well be a thing among other races, but I don't know so I won't generalize.

They are broke-ass hillbilly trash. What could someone rob them of? Even though they may be potheads, you know they aren't "jar full of nugs" people. They're more like "dime bag of shitty Mexican schwag brick weed" people so their stash isn't even worth stealing.

I would totally steal the tub trumpet if I could find it though, just for old time's sake.

Drugs.

I have long harbored a suspicion that Polissa - and Joh, especially - regularly partake in drugs beyond schwag weed. You can't look at Joh and not have at least a fleeting idea that the man likes a bit of gack. People have been robbed for less.

I also get the distinct feeling that ol' Joh-boy cultivates a lot of interpersonal conflict wherever he goes and likely has at least a few locals who don't consider themselves too good to kick his ass. You just never really know how completely unhinged a stranger might be or what they're capable of doing.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

New TikTok. Polissa moving into the trailer is ON, my fellow basement incels!

Transcript following shortly

Spoiler: half of this video is addressing us as well

*birds chirp in background*

*deep gasp* I am outside in my backyard. *lip smack* In Florence. *nods* For one of the last times.

*breathes in and out* Feels good. It's, it's really good to know I am leaving this place! *deep inhale* *tongue click* I am leaving the noise! I am leaving this falling apart house! *tongue click* I am leaving NOISE! *a car horn blares right after this statement; Polissa stares at us as if to say "told ya"* *deep gasp* For the country!

*points* And for the trolls that thought this was never going to happen...

*makes this face*



*snickers* In your face!



[Oh, but Polly! I was looking forward to this! I am so excited at what this means for you and us!]

*Polissa gets very smug here* I am packing! I am cleaning! I'm getting ready to go! We're moving in! And we're gonna fix up as we go!

*looks down* *becomes less smug here, which means I guess she's now addressing TikTok vs KF* Because... *long pause* I'm out of time! *deep gasp* I haven't received any resources or help! Outside of what my mom can offer for me!

And so my landlord is *pause* firm in his position that he's not even gonna fix the bathroom floor that is falling through! This house is no longer safe! Or livable! And it is not my fault! It is the neglect of the landlord! My roof is falling through, my bathroom floor is falling through, *pause* I'm done!

Six years here! *nod* I gave it a go!

But anyways, I'm so excited! I can't wait! I will miss my cathedral of trees in the backyard! Because it forms a, a perfect.. can only be described as cathedral [I think she means ethereal? Because cathedral is not an adjective last I checked] And no amount of showing you video is going to do it justice! So! *deep gasp* I'm just gonna enjoy it for now and um, then get back to it!

Can't wait! Feels like new beginnings!

*a light turns on in her brain, as she suddenly perks up* Oh! And if you do wanna help me out! Check out the Linktree in my bio! *awkward silence as she smiles at the camera*

 

[Octopi]

>the only background noise for the entire 2 and a half minute long video is birds serenely chirping, and one car honk
Polissa: "I can't wait to leave the noise behind."
Lol wut?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The arrogant, smug, smirking face is very punchable this fine evening. It seems pretty clear the landlord is forcing them out and the fact this is the end of the month would fit an eviction order.

Ironic that she’s crowing about the housing repair issues she’s waddling away from when the trailer is riddled with visible flaws and bear in mind we’ve not seen all of it. It’s at least as bad as the place she’s in now and I suspect may be in even worse shape.

But they’re moving into it as is, (NO HELP CAME), and will make repairs as to they go. I suspect they have to be out of their current place by midnight tomorrow and I laughed when she mentioned cleaning. Cleaning the new place? They’ve had a great many months and have essentially done squat. There looks to be a dumpster load of trash and junk furniture in the trailer and personally after that was all gone, I’d want to scrub the place down thoroughly at least twice, drying it throughly in between, to try and get it halfway clean.

We know the many issues with the trailer and listening to her whine about each newly discovered problem will be funny. Her mitigation plans should prove even more hilarious.