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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Anyway, the Tranch documentary is being shown during the "Rainbow Visions" part of the festival, which is specifically for "LGBTQ2S+" films. I seriously doubt any of these people will question why the documentary (most likely) neglects to cover the Tranch's controversies.
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LMAO @ that 1946 film above. A nearly 2-hour runtime, and I guarantee they're going to spend almost all of it whining about Paul's use of the word arsenokoitēs ("a male who lies down with a male") and how bigoted modern Christians ""falsely"" translated this as homosexual.
And the filmmakers even have the gall to pretend they "discovered" this, as if it wasn't already an old & very tired argument. 🙄
That 1946 one caught my eye too just because implicit in at least the title is that before 1946 Christian culture was pro-homosexual. I actually wouldn't be shocked if that's the case because these kinds of people are constantly claiming that everything they hate was some recent creation of evil forces that the conspiracy imposed on the secret idyllic utopia that existed before.
 
That 1946 one caught my eye too just because implicit in at least the title is that before 1946 Christian culture was pro-homosexual. I actually wouldn't be shocked if that's the case because these kinds of people are constantly claiming that everything they hate was some recent creation of evil forces that the conspiracy imposed on the secret idyllic utopia that existed before.
Umm, yeah. . .no.
In 1451, Pope Nicholas V enabled the Inquisition to prosecute men who practiced sodomy. Handed over to the civil authorities, those condemned were frequently burned in accordance with civil law.

Even Wikipedo admits this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Catholic_Church_and_homosexuality
 
It turns out if you fly LAX>DCA you travel right over Westcliffe. Once I got my bearings via route 69, the former tranch was easy to spot. It looks like their neighbors west (to the right in this image) may also be intent on wreaking untold devastation over the land.

Former TUR as of April 27 2023 ~6 miles in the sky. (Facing south if you are having a hard time getting your bearings)


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This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. All that time contemplating the dating of satellite imagery and we could have just used coast-to-coast kiwicam instead. You're an autist of the highest caliber.

>when you're such a colossal fuckup that the testament to your failure is a sightseeing destination that people can spot by heart.

Also: I was zooming in on that pic of all the other obnoxious QueerTM films, and ffs they put Bonnie's giant-ass moose knuckle on the cover of their damn movie.
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I don't even know what he was doing to his poor dick to achieve this. Wonder if he can still do this now that he weighs like half of what he did in this picture.
 
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. All that time contemplating the dating of satellite imagery and we could have just used coast-to-coast kiwicam instead. You're an autist of the highest caliber.

>when you're such a colossal fuckup that the testament to your failure is a sightseeing destination that people can spot by heart.

Also: I was zooming in on that pic of all the other obnoxious QueerTM films, and ffs they put Bonnie's giant-ass moose knuckle on the cover of their damn movie.
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I don't even know what he was doing to his poor dick to achieve this. Wonder if he can still do this now that he weighs like half of what he did in this picture.

Yeah I sort of had a lightbulb moment going over the Rockies and it all fell into place. I wish I’d realized I would be passing over sooner - and on the correct side no less - so I could have zoomed in more. My goal was just capture as much of route 69 as possible and scour, then when I looked at my pictures after it was right there, clear as day. Shout out to flightradar24.com.
 
Looks like Ash Coyote submitted the documentary here, but the embedded video isn't working for me: https://filmfreeway.com/WeAreTenacious
A quick recap, @who dare wins? posted the link to the original trailer on vimeo in this post. It was uploaded to vimeo by Ashes 2 Ashs Films on 2021-06-21 and has a 1:50 runtime:

https://vimeo.com/565896641 (archive.ph)
The new version that is not displaying properly on the Filmfreeway site was uploaded to vimeo by Silent Crow Arts on 2022-09-19 and has a 3:32 runtime:

https://vimeo.com/751409882 (archive.ph)
 
It turns out if you fly LAX>DCA you travel right over Westcliffe. Once I got my bearings via route 69, the former tranch was easy to spot. It looks like their neighbors west (to the right in this image) may also be intent on wreaking untold devastation over the land.

Former TUR as of April 27 2023 ~6 miles in the sky. (Facing south if you are having a hard time getting your bearings)


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Hol shit, the Kiwi Farms drone does exist!

@Null When can I have a go???
 
To be completely honest the second trailer is really well done in my opinion, it makes me wanna watch the documentary and not just because of my interest in laughing at the Tranch- good for AshCoyote. May be a degenerate, but I don't think he's bad at filming. I absolutely love the close up details of how horrific all the Tranchers look, some great shots of Penny's teeth and Kevvie's thinning hairline and poor skin. Also hilarious where towards the end of the trailer you get a nice view of the inside of the house and just see clutter and trash everywhere, and how outside the land looks like a dustbowl type scenario- it amuses me to no end the difference between the land they were on versus the land right outside the fence line, how you see life and all kinds of plants just out of reach of the alpacas. I'm glad they've moved and downsized, less animals are suffering now. Still wish they had none, but better than 100+ alpacas being tormented.
 
I don't even know what he was doing to his poor dick to achieve this. Wonder if he can still do this now that he weighs like half of what he did in this picture
Very early in the thread, there was a photo of Bonnie showing a large skin apron and lose skin under his arms. At some point in his life Bonnie was extremely overweight and then lost a considerable amount. He'll have the loose skin for the rest of his life, unless he has it surgically removed. That's why every time there's a photo showing Bonnie's front, his trousers look weird; there's an empty bag of skin shoved into the top.

It really does suck that people who do turn their life around (at least in terms of weight) are left with the loose skin, but with every addiction there's a price to pay.
 
I do not understand this obsession with ranching. Why do they engage in this kind of activity for which they are completely unqualified, can be really difficult, and requires harsh manual labour. They could have just made some urban troon commune to solicit their shekels from foolish paypigs. I usually do not comment on those things, but this utterly perplexes me since I only read today that they have been multiple tranches.
 
I do not understand this obsession with ranching. Why do they engage in this kind of activity for which they are completely unqualified, can be really difficult, and requires harsh manual labour. They could have just made some urban troon commune to solicit their shekels from foolish paypigs. I usually do not comment on those things, but this utterly perplexes me since I only read today that they have been multiple tranches.
Simple. You already put more thought into this than they ever did.
After all they are porn addled AGPs mentally ill and fully supported by the government, they are too dazed and confused to think anything trough beyond wathever impulsive whim they get and its become obvious that this group specifically also has some degree of paranoia (patroling, bragging about guns, panics over perceived harrasment in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere).
Making impulsive, poorly thought out decisions and bad heavy commitments over the lightests of impulses comes natural to them
 
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I do not understand this obsession with ranching. Why do they engage in this kind of activity for which they are completely unqualified, can be really difficult, and requires harsh manual labour. They could have just made some urban troon commune to solicit their shekels from foolish paypigs. I usually do not comment on those things, but this utterly perplexes me since I only read today that they have been multiple tranches.
Troons, despite being universally incompetent and usually having literally nothing they're good at, think they're good at things they're absolute shit at. Like being a woman. Or running a ranch.
 
I do not understand this obsession with ranching. Why do they engage in this kind of activity for which they are completely unqualified, can be really difficult, and requires harsh manual labour. They could have just made some urban troon commune to solicit their shekels from foolish paypigs. I usually do not comment on those things, but this utterly perplexes me since I only read today that they have been multiple tranches.
Kevin said, "Tell how it's gonna be."
Penny had been listening to the distant sounds. For a moment he was business-like. "Look acrost the tranch, kitten, an' I'll tell you so you can almost see it."
Kev-kev turned his head and looked off across the wasteland and up the darkening slopes of the Rockies.
"We gonna get another little place," Penny began. He reached in his side pocket and brought out Earl's Luger; he snapped off the safety, and the hand and gun lay on the ground behind Kevvie's back. He looked at the back of Kevin's head, at the place where the spine and skull were joined.
A terf's voice called from up the dirt path, and another terf answered.
"Go on," said Kevin.
Penny raised the gun and his hands shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again.
"Go on," said Kevvie. "How's it gonna be. We gonna get a little place."
"We'll have goats," said Penny. "An' we'll have maybe a duck an' chickens . . . . an' down the flat we'll have a . . . . little piece alfalfa- "
"For the alpaca," Kevin shouted.
"For the alpaca," Penny repeated.
"And I get to tend the alpaca."
"An' you get to tend the alpaca."
Kevvie giggled with happiness. "An' live on the fatta the lan'."
"Yes."
Kevin turned his head.
"No, kitten. Look down there acrost the tranch, like you can almost see the transformers."
Kevin obeyed him. Penny looked down at the gun.
There were crashing footsteps in the tarp grave now. Penny turned and looked toward them.
"Go on, Mxtress. When we gonna do it?"
"Gonna do it soon."
"Me an' you."
"You . . . . an' me. Ever'body gonna be nice to you. Ain't gonna be no more transphobes. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor misgender 'em."
Kevin said, "I thought you was mad at me, Penny."
"No," said Penny. "No, Kathryn. I ain't mad. I never been mad, an' I ain't now. That's a thing I want ya to know."
The voices came close now. Penny raised the gun and listened to the voices.
Kevin begged, "Le's do it now. Le's get that place now."
"Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."
 
To be completely honest the second trailer is really well done in my opinion, it makes me wanna watch the documentary and not just because of my interest in laughing at the Tranch- good for AshCoyote. May be a degenerate, but I don't think he's bad at filming.

I agree, can’t wait to see it!
The second trailer is produced? by Silent Crow, who seem to be a pretty established company, they’ve done numerous spin-offs of things like Ice Road Truckers, Deadliest Catch etc.

I wonder if Ash turned it over to them to edit or something, and that’s been the reason for the 2 year delay?

From the clips in the trailer I thought they managed to present the guys in really quite a flattering light, but Kevin still looks like a corpse.

Also lol at the tarp barn footage
 
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The new version that is not displaying properly on the Filmfreeway site was uploaded to vimeo by Silent Crow Arts on 2022-09-19 and has a 3:32 runtime:
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https://vimeo.com/751409882 (archive.ph)
If you only watch one moment of this I recommend 3:10 to 3:11 when Fat Paul is laying on his mattress to shoot. Seeing the recoil travel from his blubbery armpit through his blubbery belly to his blubbery arse and back again is like reliving the glory days of Mythbusters ballistic gel dummies.
 
If you only watch one moment of this I recommend 3:10 to 3:11 when Fat Paul is laying on his mattress to shoot. Seeing the recoil travel from his blubbery armpit through his blubbery belly to his blubbery arse and back again is like reliving the glory days of Mythbusters ballistic gel dummies.
He should also have his left hand supporting the buttstock and not holding onto the fucking magazine. That's how you induce a feed malfunction. I love all the footage of the barn tent/mass grave construction showing how totally incompetent they are at building anything.
 
I do not understand this obsession with ranching. Why do they engage in this kind of activity for which they are completely unqualified, can be really difficult, and requires harsh manual labour. They could have just made some urban troon commune to solicit their shekels from foolish paypigs. I usually do not comment on those things, but this utterly perplexes me since I only read today that they have been multiple tranches.
They're troons. LARPing is the very essence of troonery.
 
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