Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[purplebanana]

There is also brain entrainment and neural oscillations/brainwave patterns measurable in electroencephalography (EEG) which basically is research that shows the brain has different states which correspond to different frequencies of electrical pulses such as a relaxed state or a focused state and brain entrainment is an attempt using rhythmic stimulus such as pulsing beats (Such as binaural beats) or flashing lights to match those brainwaves, from what I can tell research is ongoing there's been mixed results but it's been found to help with dealing with things like stress, anxiety and pain although it's only about as effective as listening to music.

Spoiler: brain entrainment

I use a binaural beats recording nightly to help me get to sleep. Brain entrainment through light or sound frequencies has been around a long time and it does work but it's also a shallow effect (say just going into alpha state) and I don't see how it could cure any illnesses. It's a shame they're wasting depressed people's time on studies like this.

I guess it's like the present day essential oil shenanigans. There are some great, old-school uses for them but people will say anything for a dollar in these late-late-capitalist times. Actually, Chris kind of encapsulates everything we need to know about these times. It's a perfect storm of autism, trans-trending and binaural beats that will (we presume) kill him.

 

[DawnDusk]

God Almighty, this is fucking horrifying. I truly am convinced this will be the end of our hero.

The fact that, as Null repeatedly said, he lies about going to the doctor ("it's just a beautiful vagina") when he has a terrifying, life-threatening abscess (that he's no doubt treating like a vagina and shoving shit up) has left me with an awful feeling in my stomach.

Even if you think this is just social darwinism at work (and he will no doubt win a Darwin award when this kills him), I do find something pretty interesting: Chris truly began spiraling out of control once he retreated into himself away from the trolls. I'm convinced that the old days of drawing Sonichu and battling online hate comments were the only thing delaying him from trekking this road (and Bob).

Christ. Fuck. Did I mention this is horrifying?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Just imagine how much this must hurt.

If there's nerve damage he may feel little to nothing at all. Add the fact that Chris very likely has poor circulation which can inhibit wound healing, then I can quite easily see how this whole situation (hole situation?) came about.

 

[Count Olaf]

Good Lord the sheer ignorance, the sheer stupidity he is displaying is so colossal even God himself cannot measure it. At this point what he'll do after Barb dies is absolutely moot now.

Now the question is, who dies first? Cause let's be honest he's not going to do shit about this until it starts really, really, hurting, and by then it may be too late. 2016 might see the end of Chris Chan. I cannot believe it.

 

[skaytec]

Well, here comes my breakfast
I hope he didn't see a srs video before, because he would be that stupid to do it himself with a knife and some pills.
How much time Chris has guys? I give him 1 year or less before his wound, his eating habits and the gel he is taking kills him.
Damn, I miss the times when OPL just made safe stupid antics like humping his PS3 or the sextape; now we are left with the news of Chris showing us his infected ''china''. Maybe the wound is so open because he tried to expand it with dildos

 

[Termiborg]

Okay. I am 98% sure this is her own stupidity, but in the off chance it's not, and it's a forum member's pet project... put an end to it, right now. Chris may be an autistic asshole at times, but even she doesn't deserve to die because of her own stupidity.
As for the images being a ruse, it's Chris saying it's one, so it's bullshit, not to mention that the same colored nails are visible on the woman card photo.
Chris is reaching a new low these days, and it's getting dangerously close to being harmful to herself, even moreso than before.

 

[Pikimon]

he gun die

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Okay. I am 98% sure this is her own stupidity, but in the off chance it's not, and it's a forum member's pet project... put an end to it, right now. Chris may be an autistic asshole at times, but even she doesn't deserve to die because of her own stupidity.
As for the images being a ruse, it's Chris saying it's one, so it's bullshit, not to mention that the same colored nails are visible on the woman card photo.
Chris is reaching a new low these days, and it's getting dangerously close to being harmful to herself, even moreso than before.

Just for calling him a "her", your advice should be disregarded.

 

[Termiborg]

Just for calling him a "her", your advice should be disregarded.

...really now? I just don't want this idiot to die due to being a stupid idiot.

 

[Tenacious D]

New Is it white knighting if you're really trying to save a man's life?

She's not a man, shitlord. She's a beautiful woman with a beautiful vagina.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

It's scary to think Chris believes his infected hole is fine and healthy and calls it a labia. I wouldn't be shocked if he got breast cancer and was convinced it was just his natural mammary glands.

 

[ChineseEarthquake]

First The Commander and now Chris.

It's over.

 

[Wintermute]

Seeing bits and pieces mentioned in an understated fashion, let me just outline some very important factors and collate them together.

This is a person who:
Goes days without showering
Goes days without changing his clothes
Is grossly overweight; meaning the wound is in a body crevise, meaning increased heat and moisture
Consistently shits himself a mere inch away from a two-year wound that hasn't healed fully

These are all the biggest no-no's of dealing with an open wound, and even if he's washing it, by his standards of cleanliness they'll be half-assed and irregular.

This is complete and total recipe for disaster.

 

[Karen Riley]

...really now? I just don't want this idiot to die due to being a stupid idiot.

There's a no sperging about pronouns rule around here, but if you're trying to make a valid point and yet refer to Chris as a she, it's going to cause people to be automatically against you and your opinion. Considering you've been around here since 2013 you'd think that you'd be well aware of that.

I wonder how things are going to go over the next few days. Chris is clearly intent to bury his head under the sand and pretend he doesn't have a gaping wound near his ass, but this has been one of the most talked about Chris related things in ages, it's going to be difficult to ignore.

I remember in the 'when did Chris surprise you,' thread, someone said they were impressed that he was able to stick to his beliefs even when so many people told him that these beliefs were wrong. He's now going to seemingly ignore tens of people telling him something is making him incredibly sick because he's too stubborn to see that he's wrong about something. His insistence on sticking to his beliefs is going to be his undoing

 

[Haesindang Park]

It's scary to think Chris believes his infected hole is fine and healthy and calls it a labia. I wouldn't be shocked if he got breast cancer and was convinced it was just his natural mammary glands.

Seeing bits and pieces mentioned in an understated fashion, let me just outline some very important factors and collate them together.

This is a person who:
Goes days without showering
Goes days without changing his clothes
Is grossly overweight; meaning the wound is in a body crevise, meaning increased heat and moisture
Consistently shits himself a mere inch away from a two-year wound that hasn't healed fully

These are all the biggest no-no's of dealing with an open wound, and even if he's washing it, by his standards of cleanliness they'll be half-assed and irregular.

This is complete and total recipe for disaster.

I don't think we're too far from that. Being overweight and having bad habits of eating McD constantly seems to be contributing to that.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Did Chris actually remove the unclit 1.0? I know he said he did on facebook, but as we saw yesterday, Chris is happy to lie to get concerned people off his case so he can carry on doing what he wants. Seems like a long time between him apparently taking unclit 1.0 out and this abcess happening. It doesn't really make sense.

Leaving an infected piercing in place for a long time leads to tissue around the area being destroyed by the infection, creating a bigger and bigger wound. Unclit 1.0 could well end up looking like today's hideous hole if Chris has kept the piercing in all along. Dousing it in rubbing alcohol is just going to make any healthy skin shrink back even more, too. When he says his 'labia' split open a few weeks ago, that could easily have been the piercing finally tearing through what little healthy skin was left. And Chris is so delusional he'd happily believe his unclit has become a beautiful female vagina.

 

[Jack Awful]

Did Chris actually remove the unclit 1.0? I know he said he did on facebook, but as we saw yesterday, Chris is happy to lie to get concerned people off his case so he can carry on doing what he wants. Seems like a long time between him apparently taking unclit 1.0 out and this abcess happening. It doesn't really make sense.

Leaving an infected piercing in place for a long time leads to tissue around the area being destroyed by the infection, creating a bigger and bigger wound. Unclit 1.0 could well end up looking like today's hideous hole if Chris has kept the piercing in all along. Dousing it in rubbing alcohol is just going to make any healthy skin shrink back even more, too. When he says his 'labia' split open a few weeks ago, that could easily have been the piercing finally tearing through what little healthy skin was left. And Chris is so delusional he'd happily believe his unclit has become a beautiful female vagina.

Could be it never fully healed and he started rubbing and playing with it when he started watching the hypnosis youtube videos, believing it would help materialise faster.

 

[The Janitor]

Good GOD! That's disgusting. For anyone other than Chris, I'd say "Why did you post that?" but I know the whole "Honesty" aspect of Chris, and therefore accept it, albeit barely.

Either way, that's not what we want to see. As much as I don't like Chris, I don't really want him dead yet from his un-clit. Even thinking about the whole thing makes me sick.

Spoiler: Here's a nice palette-cleanser for everyone

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Tina has been working on his body mod for a while and he thought yesterday was going to be the "grand" reveal of his new labia pus lips but that shit totally backfired when he got called on it and then poorly lied about it. I assume hes going to continue to increase the size of the wound until it gets infected causing major pain. Someone else said it but he will refuse going to the doctor because he doesn't want the doc to steal the womanhood ass gash hes worked so hard for.

 

[repentance]

If we can believe Chris, his "labia" burst forth 10 days ago. He's done something right in those 10 days or it would look a lot worse.

Honestly, when I saw the first report of this, my first thought was "well played to the troll who paid him to make this post". It just seemed too bizarre even for Chris.

Now that the consensus is that it's real, it just seems surreal. Hopefully those who engage with him on a regular basis can at least get more information about the wound from him so that if a medical emergency arises people will be aware of it.