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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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But I mean, if that were really truu, then why would she have separated from Ralph?
Because Ralph is broke, haven't been able to stream while sober for weeks, is losing viewers and lives in a shithole in Mexico
Better to leave Rosie with her parents while she looks for a more successful e-celeb to leech off, assuming she doesn't already have one lined up
 
But I mean, if that were really truu, then why would she have separated from Ralph?
Because Ralph is broke and harry cut off the wallet. Meigh went from never paying for anything and not having to work to living in squalor and having to beg a pigmonster for money for food while being yelled out because they couldn't pay the electric bill. Has nothing to do with Rozy. Remember she got into the car with ralph more than once with Rozy while Ralph was drunk, stoned, and high on Xanax... without a fucking carseat. If Harry didn't cut her off and Ralph really had half a million dollars like he likes to claim she'd still be there sitting on discord diddling herself to Bluey while Rozy gets eaten alive by cucarachas.
 
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I'm glad Ralph specified that the oven was fake. Wouldn't want Xander to accidentally suffocate a litter of puppies in it like his Pawpaw.
 
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Dick's definitely silent punching Ralph. This is literally why two Daemon babies exist; to clout and spite the Internet (read 'Josh'). Dick definitely has to be in on the Ralph a-lawging, or else he's past Pantsu at this point and may not pass the test for intellect constituting sentience

(Note to connoisseurs, Dick is still totally exceptional regardless)
 
Because Ralph is broke and harry cut off the wallet. Meigh went from never paying for anything and not having to work to living in squalor and having to beg a pigmonster for money for food while being yelled out because they couldn't pay the electric bill. Has nothing to do with Rozy. Remember she got into the car with ralph more than once with Rozy while Ralph was drunk, stoned, and high on Xanax... without a fucking carseat. If Harry didn't cut her off and Ralph really had half a million dollars like he likes to claim she'd still be there sitting on discord diddling herself to Bluey while Rozy gets eaten alive by cucarachas.
Harry subsidizing Meigh was the only reason the relationship lasted almost three years. If Harry had cut off the credit card and stopped sending Meigh an allowance they would have been kaput within a year.

The marriage began when Harry quit funding Meigh and as a result the marriage was over in four months. Ralph resented every dime he had to fork over to support May and Rozy. May has been miserable ever since everything she needed to buy was reliant on a drunk angry hobo’s whims.

On stream a few weeks back Ralph said she should buy herself a purdy dress and May basically spat out why would she waste money on that instead of spending it on shit that matters. May had grown tired of Ralph’s faux nigger rich lifestyle in a dumpy third world rental.

I also think the final straw was Ralph trying to hook up with Brittany while Pantsu sat in a grotty Mexican sweat box with an infant and no money. She was probably already 80% decided she was leaving, but Gunt trying to take a skank on a date in LA sealed it for her.

It’s incredible she would put up with all the other horrific shit but somehow Brittney was a bridge to far, but given her track record for stupidity I tend to believe. According to Alice Pantsu was very upset and jealous when it came to Ralph wanting to fuck women (without her involvement or supervision).
 
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I'm glad Ralph specified that the oven was fake. Wouldn't want Xander to accidentally suffocate a litter of puppies in it like his Pawpaw.
I enjoy how he recalls these moments like they aren't the saddest shit to share with strangers on the internet. Yeah Ralph it's so epic that the son you twice a year was more interested in playing than being around you.
 
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Weirdly admitting to being an alcoholic and a junky, finishing with an apology to Meigh. Something weird going on - afraid of her releasing dirt or will he be pursuing custody?

is this the Ethan Ralph Face Turn?
That genuinely seemed repentant and self reflective and showed he wants to change/better himself.

That oddly made me feel for the dude, I wonder if he will even attempt it or just spiral back down.
 
is this the Ethan Ralph Face Turn?
That genuinely seemed repentant and self reflective and showed he wants to change/better himself.

That oddly made me feel for the dude, I wonder if he will even attempt it or just spiral back down.
Give him two days back in Mexico and he'll be back to being a complete shit bag.
 
is this the Ethan Ralph Face Turn?
That genuinely seemed repentant and self reflective and showed he wants to change/better himself.

That oddly made me feel for the dude, I wonder if he will even attempt it or just spiral back down.
I don't think Ralph has a repentant bone in his body. This all reads as super manipulative to me. Trying to be all apologetic so she'll let her guard down and consider bringing Rozy back into that shit. I don't care what happens to Meigh cause she's a disgusting pedo clout chaser, but the games these two play are affecting a kid with no say in the matter.

Like others have said before, it's all about power with Ralph. Once he realizes he can't control someone anymore, that's when the rage pigging starts.
 
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Weirdly admitting to being an alcoholic and a junky, finishing with an apology to Meigh. Something weird going on - afraid of her releasing dirt or will he be pursuing custody?
Make me the magnet of 🌈 , but I genuinely hope he is serious about turning himself around and actually makes an attempt to fix things.

I know it's a 99.9999999999 chance that this won't happen (since this is most likely a manipulative message to ease his custody battle), but maybe, just maybe, THIS would be the moment Ralph doesn't pull a Lowtax and instead pulls an Armake21 and turns everything around. It won't be easy, but he will at least die with respect than wither away as some sort of husk.

Again, almost certain it won't happen, but who knows? Maybe the internet needs another redemption arc.
 
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Weirdly admitting to being an alcoholic and a junky, finishing with an apology to Meigh. Something weird going on - afraid of her releasing dirt or will he be pursuing custody?
You just know that he is spamming Meigh's phone with pity texts and begging her to take him back. However, like everything Ralph does, he only wants Meigh back out of spite. He will be damned if he allows Josh, Jim and Harry to be right. He doesn't give a shit if Meigh and his daughter are miserable. He will gladly be in a loveless relationship just so the awlawgs don't have this victory.
 
You just know that he is spamming Meigh's phone with pity texts and begging her to take him back. However, like everything Ralph does, he only wants Meigh back out of spite. He will be damned if he allows Josh, Jim and Harry to be right. He doesn't give a shit if Meigh and his daughter are miserable. He will gladly be in a loveless relationship just so the awlawgs don't have this victory.
He's probably vomiting black ooze again, too. Like when he was begging Faith to have a threesome with him.
 
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Weirdly admitting to being an alcoholic and a junky, finishing with an apology to Meigh. Something weird going on - afraid of her releasing dirt or will he be pursuing custody?
Has he finally reached rock bottom?

Is he showing... clarity? Dick Masterson probably had a real bro man to man talk with him. Hope he did, I would be really surprised because I genuinely thought he didn't give a shit. He might actually be a true friend to this wreck of a man.
 
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