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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
- Says it's "surreal" that she ended up being on the show, and states she "really needed the money".
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Very late and gay I know, but I don't trust anyone who's upset that Simons got kicked off the show. A greasy pedophile who wrote a book on grooming and actively grooming a retarded guy? The only thing Sam did wrong was even leave it up for a vote.
He had some explicitly pedophilic content on his old instagram and twitter that was exposed live during his interview with frank hassle (premium hassle content, would recommend) and aparently wrote a book about grooming minors on holiday camps. The book itself was named something along the lines of 'a camp counselor was fired for providing alcohol to a minor and attempting to rape her: here's how to do it correctly'. Simmon's explanation was that he wrote it as a guide for counselors to date other counselors and minors to date other minors and that the unfortunate title came from his 'poor ability to speak english back then herro prease'. Overall the book is extremely cursed and disturbing and the guy is clearly a deviant.
 
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How did they not even think to test this
You'd be surprised how many people don't know that a normal HVAC system can't dramatically change a whole house's temperature in short order.
The other year I had to have my cheap shitty AC re-charged(thanks cheapass previous owner) and it took all day to bring the temps back down.
These systems are designed to main temperature and for minor changes in it.
 
Not thinking to test things is why it took so long for them to get fishtoys back up in the first place.
It’s amazing really. Flawed creative vision, botched technical execution, but it’s still one of the most entertaining productions in years. The only way to explain it is God blesses everything the righteous Jon touches.
 
I apologise hugely in advance but I couldn't see it in the OP. I am just joining now and nobody in the actual Fishtank chat can tell me. Where is a good place to recap/catch up? I can look at the archives provides by the site itself but there's got to be an enormous amount of unimportant stuff if its 24/7 stream.
Any advice/suggestions would be appreciated and if there is some masterpost of Daily updates or something lmk and I'll delete this stupid ass post.
Thanks guys.
 
I apologise hugely in advance but I couldn't see it in the OP. I am just joining now and nobody in the actual Fishtank chat can tell me. Where is a good place to recap/catch up? I can look at the archives but there's got to be an enormous amount of unimportant stuff.
Any advice/suggestions would be appreciated and if there is some masterpost of Daily updates or something lmk and I'll delete this stupid ass post.
Thanks guys.
Yeah just skim the highlights from day dot. You can't delete posts btw so you're always going to forever shamed and remembered as this fresh meat asking to be spoonfed.
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
 
Yeah just skim the highlights from day dot. You can't delete posts btw so you're always going to forever shamed and remembered as this fresh meat asking to be spoonfed.
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
OK but I am not asking for spoon-feed I just don't know where to find any highlights, there's like a hundred youtube channels and I don't know which ones have good highlights and which ones are fuckin garbo.
I'm a faggot for sure but I'm not asking to be given a run down, just a poke in the right direction to look.
Like are the highlights on this thread comprehensive enough or is Ah Geez Dood good? I want to be in depth caught up.
 
He had some explicitly pedophilic content on his old instagram and twitter that was exposed live during his interview with frank hassle (premium hassle content, would recommend) and aparently wrote a book about grooming minors on holiday camps. The book itself was named something along the lines of 'a camp counselor was fired for providing alcohol to a minor and attempting to rape her: here's how to do it correctly'. Simmon's explanation was that he wrote it as a guide for counselors to date other counselors and minors to date other minors and that the unfortunate title came from his 'poor ability to speak english back then herro prease'. Overall the book is extremely cursed and disturbing and the guy is clearly a deviant who ought to be put down for the sake of humanity.
Since i don't want to read 5 billion pages, what's wrong about this summary since it's getting negrated to shit?
 
Since i don't want to read 5 billion pages, what's wrong about this summary since it's getting negrated to shit?
Nothing on his socials or in the book was explicitly pedophilic. It was however pretty suspect. He made a lot of off color comments that, when combined with his crossdressing habits were enough for people to call him a creep and want him kicked off.
 
OK but I am not asking for spoon-feed I just don't know where to find any highlights, there's like a hundred youtube channels and I don't know which ones have good highlights and which ones are fuckin garbo.
I'm a faggot for sure but I'm not asking to be given a run down, just a poke in the right direction to look.
Like are the highlights on this thread comprehensive enough or is Ah Geez Dood good? I want to be in depth caught up.
There's a daily twitter thread along with clips. "Not" an official fishtank twitter, but Sam interacts with it.

 
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