Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas is still to much of a narc to join the 41%.

He will cope, seethe and dilate with his catboys and potato ogre in the bluesky hugbox.
It cannot be emphasized enough, THIS is the man mogging Lucas:


(Big ups to King Of Sting for recording the Shannon in his natural habitat.)

I'm sure Luke will continue to cope, seethe, and dilate to his dwindling army of sexually confused tweens and tards, but after a receiving a feltening of this magnitude, his days on this earth are very clearly numbered. Put yourself in his size 12 shoes for a minute. Imagine, if you would, that you wake up bright and early at 4pm after drunkenly deleting your entire post history. You already feel like shit from the comedown and now you know that Ethan Ralph's decennial soundboard operator is dragging his nuts all over your corpse of a profile. Personally, I'd reach for the rope but a narcissist like Lucas will follow the path of the ralphamale and let the drugs overtake him.
 
He really tried to ratio Leafy and got such a mental breakdown over that he quit Twitter. LOOOOL

He has an insane dependence on doing ratios, its really pathetic when you're calling it for it. It doesn't make your argument more valid, it only makes you look like an attention seeking retard.
his obsession with ratios is one of the most pathetic things i have ever seen in my life. its not even bordering on mental illness it is mental illness. he sees himself as the main character to the point that he talks like a shitty anime protagonist as seen in some of his tweets during the dropkiwifarms stuff. but times have changed and our friend lucas is now being forced to accept the reality that he is not really that important and he never was. he will try to warp this into something he can accept but he will fail.

troons always eat their own. nothing he can say or do will ever change that. it wont be long before he comes crawling back to twitter to say something racist for attention because at the end of the day he might be addicted to pills or coke or whatever the fuck else. but above all of that his biggest addiction is attention time and time again it has been seen without attention he starts acting out and the more ignored he gets the more retarded his actions become.
 
twitter ratios are retarded, the system itself its not built the same as the the Youtube one for example, where its much easier to quantify the "ratio" by the number of likes and dislikes
When it was about having more comments than RTs and likes, it made sense because that indicated that a considerable number of people took the job of telling someone their tweet was retarded and that was the interaction they wanted to make more than a single random like or RT.
 
It wasn't AnOnimous who was framed, it was @AltisticRight who wasn't even one of the biggest posters in his thread. It's more likely this was someone targetted by the Catboy or Gunt forums trying to join forces with Lucas imo.

I haven't looked around for it but I would think that there is likely a good deal of pushback from "police abolition"/reform advocates about Lucas's approach to 'seeking justice'. Body cameras are generally regarded among that group as not an adequate solution. Body cams generally don't have much of an impact in reducing complaints about police or other outcomes they're looking for.
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Just goes to show how much Lucas sucks at this, he can't even try to re-ingratiate himself to leftwingers and play the Justice Warrior role correctly.
I made probably 5 total posts in this thread before the tranny simps decided it was a good idea to swat and try to kill the children of a sitting congresswoman, who is not only the enemy of derranged trannies, she's also the enemy of America First because she disavows child molestation.

Two of the those posts were just explaining forum rules, "we have no rule against doxing minors but I wouldn't do it because it's not necessary".

Really makes you think, she's the perfect target. She's disliked by troons AND she's disliked by the fringe right (who are also troons). Kiwifarms is in a similar situation, disliked on all fronts.

MTG, feel free to join, I'll give you a referral code. You can make fun of Democrat terrorists and Catboy White Nationalists (who are collectively as White as a black cat in a coal mine).
 
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Keffals blocked Leafy after failing to ratio him LOL.
 
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Keffals blocked Leafy after failing to ratio him LOL.
This is the most pathetic thing I've seen out of Lucas. Imagine getting so ass blasted that you not only block the guy who you and your fellow dickless, hrt brained, eunuchs failed to ratio but you also leave Twitter. One must remember that the "Ratio" was all Lucas had. It was his claim to fame. It made him feel loved, important and powerful. It allowed him to feel like his beliefs were the majority and everyone who disagreed with him was the minority who wanted to hurt the poor innocent trannies. Now he has nothing. Now a mirror is put in Lucas's face and he sees just how hated both him and his fellow troons are.
Another reality Lucas can't deal with is the truth. He isn't a beloved and popular Twitch streamer. He isn't important in the grand scheme of things. Worst of all, Lucas realizes that he isn't powerful. He failed to take down the Farms and he failed to ratio a man who has been banned off every platform known to man. He now has to come to grips that he is just a failed man and a dickless, incel, eunuch who desperately wants some sort of power and control in his life but will never have it. Sucks to suck.
 
Maybe he shouldn't have cut his dick off. He might have had more avenues for pleasure had he not committed that act of supreme stupidity.
Further proof he wasn’t using cocaine, I struggle to imagine a greater hell. The unfathomable torture of unrequited chemically enhanced lust.
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"The nineteenth century dislike of realism is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass." Oscar Wilde
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It was different when he failed to ratio SCOTUSblog as the hate from that came mostly from TERF's and women who Lucas views as subhuman so Lucas wasn't fazed by that. However, Leafy was different. Leafy has what Lucas desperately wants, a organic large following with fans who are young and edgy unlike Lucas's small audience of histrionic, dickless troons that you know Lucas resents. He honestly thought that he was more popular then Leafy but reality just didn't conform for poor little Lucas. Not only did he fail to ratio Leafy but Leafy's fans, the type of fans Lucas so badly wants, consider him to be a gross, attention whoring freak. As they say, cope, seethe and dilate.
 
'I'm too weak and fragile too stream in front of a larger audience'
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Oh Keffals, again with the sneaky moves to encourage people to subscribe to your Patreon.
It's not like you set up a stream for literally the day after as per @Something Awful's reporting
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If this stream goes ahead I'm guessing what will happen is something along the lines of 'I wasn't planning to but since my patreon stream went well I thought I'd try my usual audience'.

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Tweets about leaving Twitter for Bluesky.
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Deleted of course. It's weird though, all of a sudden all of the Keffals mods are also tweeting about Bluesky.

Update, after Leafy's tweet pulled a 5000 like surplus on Keffals tweet the ratio has been aborted and deleted.
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And on that day, Leafy earned his chin.
 
Lucas resurfaces on Twitter to defend himself and his 100k once more.
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Objective facts are fascism. So is archiving someone’s own words, and talking about someone on a website where they can’t control the narrative. Fascism is facts, accurate history and free speech. Now you know - thanks, Eunuch Smooth-Brains!
He couldn’t even fucking ratio Leafy. And hes quitting Twitter because he’s a washed-up dickless faggot with thin-skin. LOL get fucked Lucas, holy shit. Every time I come back to the thread it’s good news.

How’s it feel to be fucking irrelevant? You’re so boring I can‘t even pay attention to you as a LOLCow. At least you’d get engagement that way, from people hate-watching you. The only time you get attention is when you get humiliated or manage drop even lower on the totem pole.

It hasn’t even been 6 months Bro. It’s so fucking over.

I love seeing all these Twitter Trannies melt down, seeth, cope and dilate. Now Lucas is actually able to be called Lucas on his own Tweets. Yo, enjoy that hot Twitter alternative, Luke. I’m sure that’ll fill the dopamine addiction from Twitter.

Lucas is Elon Musk’s slave, and the Kiwi Farms won despite all that MSM bullshit. That’s how much Luke sucks.. Humiliating, total defeat.

And Lucas doesn’t even have a penis to wank in these stressful times.

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