Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole
(04/28/23)

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That was even more abbreviated than I thought it’d be. No involvement from Fatty in the cooking process whatsoever. And Jack not specifying exact measurements (onscreen/in the description) is nothing new, but to not even have an intro with a “come on in close”/presentation of all ingredients prior to cooking? Just wow. Truly, truly low effort.

At this point, we should consider Jack’s “standing up” as he samples at the end a valiant effort of physical dynamism. That right there is Jack summoning up all the strength he can muster. And we all know that doing the same to film an intro was beyond him, which is why we didn’t get one. That must’ve been difficult (both emotionally and physically), seeing as Jack really wants to conceal his heightened level of disability, and is running out of ways to do so.

It’s sad (yet it makes me laugh, since it’s 100% deserved).

I do notice a lack of Junior in all of this however, probably responds with "Shitters full". Whether thats because his ass is plugged up or the 7/11 toilet is will be up for you to decide.

Does anyone else think that the attention/roasting that Junior gets on this thread has really gotten to him? To where he’s now avoiding being seen in any of Jack’s content? He never seemed to enjoy being in the videos to begin with (and he could have just been at work), but the fact that BriBri is making appearances without him is kinda weird.

I think there’s a possibility that our incessant musings about his embarrassing conduct have made him seek out a lower profile. I mean, we regularly examine his:
-Vanity-driven joke of a gym routine
-Absent work ethic
-Job choice
-Homosexuality
-Wigger tendencies
-Fashion (dis)taste
-Immaturity (especially in the context of his marriage)
-Pederasty
-Christian rap autism

Wasn’t this also the last time he was pictured here?

Looks like fat Jr is preparing for his my 600 hundred pound life appearance   
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I’d be embarrassed as fuck, too.

His father has regularly demonstrated that he has no qualms about putting all kinds of undignified shit out there. Junior’s probably not nearly as shameless, has a better understanding of the culture of the internet (compared with his big, YouTube celebrity father), and wants to be less visible. And he knows that he can’t achieve that if he’s around his father when he’s filming.

 

[abobe]

Guarantee Jack insisted on it being there in the first place.

He did. He thinks his kitchen was comparable to the garage that Apple was started in. In his mind, listing the show would get it sold as soon as it went on the market.

 

[ZipDisk]

Does anyone else

No.

Junior wants to be paid to be in videos, he's whined about it previously.

 

[Pig Cups]

No.

Junior wants to be paid to be in videos, he's whined about it previously.

He did? Holy shit, I must’ve missed/forgot.

Major props to anyone who can point me to the receipts, because I gotta see this.

He did. He thinks his kitchen was comparable to the garage that Apple was started in. In his mind, listing the show would get it sold as soon as it went on the market.

Bahahahaha what a mushbrain. Especially since (if he really believes that) the green/CA kitchen is where it all began, not Hendersonville.

 

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[Falcon Sebben]

I'm assuming they packed up before having a new house? If it's packed away already, I would bother either to be honest.

Yeah but normally you do that AFTER the house is sold and when you're getting ready to actually move.

No she didnt. Im even sure they more or less told her that her she could drop her degree and become Jacks caretaker and get a real job right away and not waste her time with school and make some money. I can see these fuckers being this shrewd to ruin someones life so they can continue their own shitty ones.

They probably pressured her into this by saying nobody else could do so and they lost so much money at the nursing home so they couldn't afford somebody. And, of course, they'd bring up how they prayed over and her was there for her when she had her brain tumor so this is paying them back in a way.

The more I see of these Scalfatties the more I dislike them.

The house was just staged for the realty photos. They are probably trying to keep it as clutter free as possible for viewings too.

Just checked the pictures and the new video and while I noticed things in the picture, Jagoff's enormous bulk is covering up some of the items in the video so problem solved.

Has it been mentioned that they have dropped the asking price again? It was $579,500 and is now $564,900

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/157-Trail-Ridge-Dr-Hendersonville-TN-37075/69806288_zpid/

Oh they really need that money. Knocking off almost $15K like that? Also I just noticed it's got an HOA. That's an immediate NO from me. Those things are cancer.

The ground beef looked hella rubbery before going into the oven. Where was the seasoning process? Is this really a dish? It looks like a filling for something else and/or missing pasta or some other base ingredient. It's like pet food for a Jack.

Nobody in that home knows how to cook ground beef properly.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Yelp removed some of his reviews because of it, and when he reviews on Yelp he no longer mentions the "show". It's supposed to be against Google's rules too, but good luck getting anyone to review anything there (Google Maps is becoming increasingly unusable because anyone can drop a point on a map, but it takes manual review to remove anything)

Technically I guess it'd be prohibited under "advertising/soliciting," but he's telling them to go to YouTube... which Google also owns... they might've silently made an exception for it.

Oh they really need that money. Knocking off almost $15K like that? Also I just noticed it's got an HOA. That's an immediate NO from me. Those things are cancer.

On the plus side, now if your HOA changes some random policy in a way that negatively affects you, you can file a breach of contract suit in Federal court.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

The listing was actually removed and put back up so that it only looks like the house has been on the market for a few days. Someone is desperate to sell the thing. I can't imagine why.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Someone is desperate to sell the thing.

Eager to sell with, apparently, nowhere to go. Jack’s frequent postings about home prices outside Nashville and the many acres of land for their compound, provided it could access high-speed internet, have stopped. So where do they go if there’s a legitimate offer worth accepting? Given what’s recently happened, will Tammy’s parents house their daughter and hilariously disabled son-in-law until they can find a new place?

 

[ZipDisk]

On the last trip to florida, Jr is cursing, Jack gets mad, and junior retorts that he wanted to be paid to be in videos. It was at that ridiculous sandwich bar place.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

He did? Holy shit, I must’ve missed/forgot.

Major props to anyone who can point me to the receipts, because I gotta see this.

On the last trip to florida, Jr is cursing, Jack gets mad, and junior retorts that he wanted to be paid to be in videos. It was at that ridiculous sandwich bar place.

Found the video, linking to it at the timestamp.

2022 Universal Orlando Trip PT1

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatakMY MERCH STORE: https://bit.ly/2YurHcLMY BBQ STORE: https://amzn.to/3Dm5mg6MY KITCHEN STORE: https://amzn.to/2Y...

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[ZipDisk]

Thank you, only pt4 was showing up for me on youtube.

 

[Whaler]

I like the fact you can tell it's not even Jack putting the ingredients together. Also love that his videos are getting shorter and shorter. Can't wait for the videos where he just shows the ingredients and then the finished product while he drools on himself and his eye does figure eights. Stroke number five is going to be magic, I can just feel feel it.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

The scooty puff camera angle is chef's kiss

 

[TestTubePuppy]

She resisted putting all the cheese in. Jack scolded her.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

She resisted putting all the cheese in. Jack scolded her.

That means she was probably trying to do things right.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

With how sedentary Fat Faggot looks in the latest CWJ, any updated guesses as to how Tranny is getting Jagoff around town? Truck traded for a van possibly?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

With how sedentary Fat Faggot looks in the lastest CWJ, any updated guesses as to how Tranny is getting Jagoff around town? Truck traded for a van possibly?

She says: "Jack we're going to Arby's" and he leaps out of the scooter and into the passenger seat in record time mumbling something about the "shhmoke mountainssh".

 

[Syrup]

Is there a longer version of the Jack on The Go intro theme? it's unironically a bop. It's funny for how much of a bible thumper he is that he has iconic tranny 100 gecs style music at the start of every video.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

With how sedentary Fat Faggot looks in the lastest CWJ, any updated guesses as to how Tranny is getting Jagoff around town? Truck traded for a van possibly?

Maybe one of those handicapped van services? That's what we used for our grandparents. I doubt they have enough money to buy one of their own.