🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

None of this clean shit will last. His 1st problem is anger. Some alawg will piss him off, he'll get angry, then the come down will lead to depression and bam, he's back on the booze and xanax.

he's not clean at all, and we'll see new lows very soon when he's in Mexico all alone and nobody to bring him snacks during the show

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So apparently Ralph "tapered" from 10-15mg to 1 in 3-4 days.

He's as good as dead, playing games like this.

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ETA: Cougared again.

GODDAMN IT!!!

Lol. Nothing to see here people he’s now tapered down to 1 mg from his regular 30 mg a day that he was still taking on Thursday. He will be Xanax free by Monday for sure. Ralph truly is a medical miracle.

He should at least make his lying more believable and say he’s aiming for .5 twice a day by June.

This is how you know it’s all utter bullshit from Gunt. He figures some people who don’t know addicts or anything about drugs will believe his medically impossible three day benzo taper. It’s as believable as his sober spring.

If Ralph only took 1 mg today it’s because he ate 90% of the supply he brought by Thursday and he needs to get back to the stash at his Mexican rental asap.

A intense medical detox from the amount of Xanax he was taking would be close to thirty days and be utter hell, and also involve anti-seizure medications. Look at Jordan Peterson, and Ralph is taking way more than a day than he was. Yet Ralph will declare himself Xanax free next week.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph is tapering way too fast and is very likely going to give himself a seizure. To get off a dose of 10mgs it takes months of medically supervised tapering. It's a slow, SLOW process. He's taking 1/10th his starting dose just what, a month in?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

So apparently Ralph "tapered" from 10-15mg to 1 in 3-4 days.

He's as good as dead, playing games like this.

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ETA: Cougared again.

GODDAMN IT!!!

That is, by far, the best thing about Ethel. He is so stupid, arrogant, and ignorant that he doesn't just tell low effort, wild, unbelievable lies; he tells lies so retarded you'd have to be as much of a moron as he is to believe them.


And he's gonna "taper" himself?

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I'm pretty sure Ralph is just lying. Just like "sober spring" he'll just say he's tapering and ""definitely"" getting off of the xanax while at the same time doing back to back pillstreams daily. Everything he has ever said in relation to getting clean on any of his addictions has been bullshit.

 

[YazeePro]

T / A
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I love how typical his behavior is of a drug addict who is still in the phase of "Yeah, I am addicted. But I can control this ... I just have to taper down my usage."

Assuming he is not lying (he is), this will either kill him or he'll be back at 14mg or more because he panics from the withdrawal.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Shut up aylogs! Jesus gonna clean my boy up right!

CHRIST IS KAAAAAANG

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Shut up aylogs! Jesus gonna clean my boy up right!

CHRIST IS KAAAAAANG

 

[Pigtoad]

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Is there no shame anymore? Even Jesus is alogging Ralph.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph is tapering way too fast and is very likely going to give himself a seizure. To get off a dose of 10mgs it takes months of medically supervised tapering. It's a slow, SLOW process. He's taking 1/10th his starting dose just what, a month in?

LOL, Ralph is not tapering shit, he's lying, cause that's what he does.

His only goal is to get the people who left him explicitly because he's a junkie to come back and give him more money, which he is going to use to drug himself more.

If you've ever dealt with anyone with addictions you know they also will lie to your face for the next fix, becuae they have to, they need it, it wouldn't be an addiction otherwise.

It takes a lot of time, effort, purpose (which is where faith comes in for a lot of people) and will for some to break a narcotic addiction, and Ralph has none of that and is so hedonistic he thinks all effort is inherently evil.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is tapering way too fast and is very likely going to give himself a seizure. To get off a dose of 10mgs it takes months of medically supervised tapering. It's a slow, SLOW process. He's taking 1/10th his starting dose just what, a month in?

Lol, don’t worry, he’s not tapering unless you consider him running low on Xanax thanks to eating most of his travel supply already.

You can just add a zero to whatever Ralph was claiming. So he only took 10 mg of Xanax today but he will be back at 20 mg as soon as he can get to the farmacia on Monday.

The only way Ralph will ever taper down on Xanax is if he goes inpatient for a medical detox. It will never happen any other way. (Unless maybe he gets thrown in jail and gets their medical detox).

Anybody I’ve ever heard of that did a self-taper was committed and told their doctor who then started cutting down their script leaving them little choice. From what people have written here tapering down from a non-insane prescribed amount still takes six months to a year, but Ralph is taking an absolute insane amount and doesn’t want to quit. Ralph is just temporary chastised and doing the repentant act because he’s been such an obscene trainwreck for months.

 

[Pigtoad]

I wonder if Ralph has found any dried beans inside his mexican xanax bottle

 

[JustSomeDong]

Shut up aylogs! Jesus gonna clean my boy up right!

CHRIST IS KAAAAAANG

I always liked this pic. You can see Jesus has some sick tats hidden up his sleeve. But Ralph would never share his drugs. Plus he's the RALPHAMALE! He don't need NOBODY! Even Jesus! He would totally try to burn the unburnable bridge of salvation, just out of spite and pride.

 

[RollerGator]

Imagine stopping your favorite hobbies because some BITCH told you to. Ralph lets these whores walk all over him, big league him, and control his life. He is truly a bitchmade pussywhipped simp, couldn't be me!

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

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can you turn the nunchucks on the door knob into nora's and faith's dildos?

 

[heathercho]

Listen, Aylawgs, the Ralphamale don't quit shit for no snake bish and he certainly don't skurr about no seizures either.
Quit tryna big league him with all this medical mumbojumbo, actin' like you know more than him. Listen, bish, you don't know shit. I'll tell yew that now. YEW THINK YOU KNOW MORE THAN RALPH, MOTHERFUCKERS? I'll have yew know that the Ralphafamily invented Xanax and if he says he's down to 1mg a day, he's down to 1mg a day.
It doesn't even matter, bish, it's a legally binding prescription, he don't even need to quit.

Your family owns 2 properties to grow Transchurches on, Ralph. You're big brained.
Don't let these disloyal snakes tell trick you into giving up your god given Xanax.
Certainly don't let that little bish, Rozanna push you around.

 

[Vect]

Imagine stopping your favorite hobbies because some BITCH told you to. Ralph lets these whores walk all over him, big league him, and control his life. He is truly a bitchmade pussywhipped simp, couldn't be me!

I wonder if May really let him have it. Vacuous e-whore that she is, we know from her relationship with Digibro that she's at least willful enough to troon somebody out. Ralph's Tweet announcing the split sounded like he was too shocked to think of some face-saving narrative, so I do think that she blew up and chewed him out over the phone. It's easy to ignore Internet people, it's another to have two mothers of your children tell you you're a piece of shit and walking away. It's like passing out drunk on the street - the first time you can hand wave it away as a one-off incident that doesn't define - the second time, you can't help but think...maybe it's me?

 

[RollerGator]

I wonder if May really let him have it. Vacuous e-whore that she is, we know from her relationship with Digibro that she's at least willful enough to troon somebody out. Ralph's Tweet announcing the split sounded like he was too shocked to think of some face-saving narrative, so I do think that she blew up and chewed him out over the phone. It's easy to ignore Internet people, it's another to have two mothers of your children tell you you're a piece of shit and walking away. It's like passing out drunk on the street - the first time you can hand wave it away as a one-off incident that doesn't define - the second time, you can't help but think...maybe it's me?

I highly doubt it. She has never asserted herself in any of their interactions that we've seen. She is just a horse face punching bag that stood idly by while the pig degraded and threatened her family with that dead eyed shameless look on her face. She slinked away in the cover of night like the spineless coward she is.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I wonder if May really let him have it. Vacuous e-whore that she is, we know from her relationship with Digibro that she's at least willful enough to troon somebody out. Ralph's Tweet announcing the split sounded like he was too shocked to think of some face-saving narrative, so I do think that she blew up and chewed him out over the phone. It's easy to ignore Internet people, it's another to have two mothers of your children tell you you're a piece of shit and walking away. It's like passing out drunk on the street - the first time you can hand wave it away as a one-off incident that doesn't define - the second time, you can't help but think...maybe it's me?

Ethel will only be emboldened by the prospect of fighting a war on two fronts.

 

[.iota.]

'x' to doubt.


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