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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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I'm glad he sees it this way. The purpose of the forum isn't to scare people. It's to gossip about people and make light-hearted fun of them.
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Nobody is afraid of us anymore, that's why everytime anyone brings us up they get called fascists and various insults, and the FBI and various other law enforcement gets tagged. Totally not afraid, guys.
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Oh awesome no one is scared of us anymore! I guess we don’t have to worry about being taken off the fucking internet by trannies. Thank you for clearing this up daddy cum cannon.
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People seem to be giving off mixed signals. One minute, Kiwi Farms is an evil doXXXXXing, stalking and swatting website designed to literally murder trans folx and make “randomly chosen” targets commit seppeku.
The next, it’s a comedic farce of a website full of dopes who do nothing but faildox and flail around like retards, creating big loffs for onlookers.
So, like - which is it? LMFAO. Of course, the truth is it’s just a gossip website that happens to have a culture of archiving people’s dirty laundry, and where people can be assholes if they want. And people really, really don’t like having their dirty laundry preserved - and will use whatever language and BS they can to take it down. Such as deranged trans folx who are used to being coddled and protected everywhere else - take Keffals, who wanted to hide their fart pornography and association with a pedophilic groomer sending bathtub HRT to children from Brazil.
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No to the former, potential yes to the latter, but he's more likely a bit of a chaser than anything else.
But really, he's your classic 'male feminist nerd'. You know, like all those men who got aggressively offended during GamerGate and then most of them were outed as anything from sex pests to pedophiles. Shane is the guy from the Stonetoss comic about nature's predators, but is likely too meek in person to be much more than a leering creep.
I'd say if he hasn't trooned out yet he's missed the boat - but don't let that stop you from being your authentic self, Shane. Between all the lies and faux-progressive stances, he seems like he genuinely has some deeply vile feelings towards other people, women in particular, and likely presumes other men are all like that too. Who goes on about his girlfriend calling him Daddy Cum Cannon and saying she doesn't want worms in her pussy? The type of guy who gets really into BDSM because he wants to humiliate and degrade women for his sexual pleasure.
Which, again, would let him fit right in with the troon community. I'm sure he'd get right on to attacking that cotton ceiling. Shane doesn't seem to realise how easy he is to both read and categorise, and thinks lying and emoji mockery works to make people think he's wrong.
'I mean, I was sure that Shane was a lying ignoramus with rage issues, but he said that his sides were in orbit at how wrong I was. And even though I know he's a pathological liar, when he says that I just have to believe it, so now maybe I was wrong about everything I ever thought! What a shame he's said he's blocked me, because now I will never learn the truth!'
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Honestly, don't give a shit about what others think about KF. Most Farmers don't care. As long as we are able to continue to laugh at these retards unabated, why the fuck does it matter if people hate us? Continue giving us milk, Shane, and we will always be here.
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Porker doesn't seem to understand who he is in this forum.
Fatboy, let me be clear to you. You're just an easily manipulable pig, and you're too stupid to realize it. We are the ones living rent free in your head, given the amount of tweets you keep devoting to us on this point. You say it doesn't bother you at all and yet you bring up the bald orangutan that is your hypothetical wife to prove it's real and treat it as a victory even though it only proves that you are both parasites who are a blight on society.
The only thing you excel at is your stupidity. You are not even the top lolcow that most of us follow, you are just another person on a forum full of people who are just like you. And you're not even the most remarkable of the bunch, you're just a fat, greasy piece of nothing.
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Shane is obviously the L33T haxor behind the recent attack. Our days are numbered.
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Shane should absolutely make this his daily wear, ditch the mountain dew clothing and embrace the real you.
It's far too accurate, even down to the sweaty face.
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Seeing the gf proudly allying herself to the pathological liar Shane is shameful and disgusting;
The NASA lie was funny because it's ludicrous [I know someone who works for NASA, and I know all the background checks and clearances they needed to get on base- those won't even get you near their computers.]
His lies about knowing Gates and other famous tech people were hilarious, but not uncommon.
The gaming boasts are really just typical.
But to falsely claim to have played a role in "putting away" pedophiles? That goes beyond stolen valor. We're talking about innocent kids, and the worst of the worst horrors that have been inflicted on them by truly evil people. This isn't a topic to casually bring up in conversation to soothe one's ego, or to impress the ladies.
Making a report to authorities about CP is not something you brag about, it's something that fucking haunts you and makes you question everything you knew about humanity. And that doesn't even begin to describe what the real heroes (who have to compile info and evidence) must mentally endure.
You'd have to be a complete moron to think someone working for Microsoft plays any more of a role in catching predators beyond just reporting it.
And these gross idiots don't even acknowledge the lies, much less apologize for trying to invoke hero status on the backs of some poor kids' sexual torture.
The NASA lie was funny because it's ludicrous [I know someone who works for NASA, and I know all the background checks and clearances they needed to get on base- those won't even get you near their computers.]
His lies about knowing Gates and other famous tech people were hilarious, but not uncommon.
The gaming boasts are really just typical.
But to falsely claim to have played a role in "putting away" pedophiles? That goes beyond stolen valor. We're talking about innocent kids, and the worst of the worst horrors that have been inflicted on them by truly evil people. This isn't a topic to casually bring up in conversation to soothe one's ego, or to impress the ladies.
Making a report to authorities about CP is not something you brag about, it's something that fucking haunts you and makes you question everything you knew about humanity. And that doesn't even begin to describe what the real heroes (who have to compile info and evidence) must mentally endure.
You'd have to be a complete moron to think someone working for Microsoft plays any more of a role in catching predators beyond just reporting it.
And these gross idiots don't even acknowledge the lies, much less apologize for trying to invoke hero status on the backs of some poor kids' sexual torture.
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There have been some people asking me how I managed to unwillingly become part of Shame Porkin’s polycule. So I thought I’d create a little timeline/effortpost for newcomers to the thread and Shame lore.
Note that I am but one poster in a group of hilarious individuals on this thread, and only talking about myself because I just got a video essay made for me and people are confused. LMFAO.
First I drew a few pictures of Shame. This will matter later.
Shame didn’t really interact with the thread much at first. I postulated that he was afraid to smile with an open mouth because he had hideous teeth. Lo and behold, to prove he wasn’t afraid, Shame posted a new selfie.
Needless to say this was hilarious, and his teeth were god-awful. I celebrated by updating his cartoon.
This began a slew of interactions with the thread - we said he was afraid to take a shirtless picture, so he did:
And then we claimed he was 5’9” instead of 6”, so he showed himself at a carnival measuring tape:
The back-and-forth continued, and then something truly hilarious. Shame started revealing the extent that I was living in his head. It started with me updating his Bitmoji for accuracy:
This triggered a huge back-and-forth, where he posted DM conversations about me with his girlfriend, and bizarrely demanding I draw her ugly - and if I didn’t, it meant I wanted to fuck her.
This began a string of unprompted tweets directed at me, often involving his girlfriend and getting weirdly sexual. He broke a “Kiwi Farms timeout” for this one:
Then broke ANOTHER weeklong “time out” after one day to show more convos about me with his GF.
This constant involvement of his girlfriend came to a head, when I claimed he was too cowardly to make a video proving he didn’t fake all these conversations, and his GF wasn’t his Tard Handler (LMFAO).
In a surprising and frankly Kino development, Shame actually did it.
Note that I am but one poster in a group of hilarious individuals on this thread, and only talking about myself because I just got a video essay made for me and people are confused. LMFAO.
First I drew a few pictures of Shame. This will matter later.
Shame didn’t really interact with the thread much at first. I postulated that he was afraid to smile with an open mouth because he had hideous teeth. Lo and behold, to prove he wasn’t afraid, Shame posted a new selfie.
Needless to say this was hilarious, and his teeth were god-awful. I celebrated by updating his cartoon.
This began a slew of interactions with the thread - we said he was afraid to take a shirtless picture, so he did:
And then we claimed he was 5’9” instead of 6”, so he showed himself at a carnival measuring tape:
The back-and-forth continued, and then something truly hilarious. Shame started revealing the extent that I was living in his head. It started with me updating his Bitmoji for accuracy:
This triggered a huge back-and-forth, where he posted DM conversations about me with his girlfriend, and bizarrely demanding I draw her ugly - and if I didn’t, it meant I wanted to fuck her.
Shane, I’m going to give you some actual advice as a man, on how to treat a woman in a serious relationship.
If people on the Internet are shitting on you and drawing insulting cartoons of you…..you don’t request them to draw your girlfriend ugly too. What the fuck?
This began a string of unprompted tweets directed at me, often involving his girlfriend and getting weirdly sexual. He broke a “Kiwi Farms timeout” for this one:
My guy, your cuck fantasies involving @I'm Just A Worm hooking your FGF/handler's heart and servicing then serving her cunt are getting really weird and intense
Then broke ANOTHER weeklong “time out” after one day to show more convos about me with his GF.
Fat Boy is writing me manifestos again. The amount of brain space I take up is starting to get concerning.
This constant involvement of his girlfriend came to a head, when I claimed he was too cowardly to make a video proving he didn’t fake all these conversations, and his GF wasn’t his Tard Handler (LMFAO).
In a surprising and frankly Kino development, Shame actually did it.
So now you know the autistic story of how a fat man on the Internet came to make a video essay for me with his forever-girlfriend. I hope you got some loffs, and perhaps learned some funny lore. Here’s to more entertainment from the Shame Copes show in the future.View attachment 5100688
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The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.
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At first when I saw the video, I thought “oh wow, who knew? His girlfriend seems like she’s being a good sport about this, maybe him, too. Maybe.” It looked light hearted and fun. Then reading everything after, it all looks fat and gay again. That’s what I get for being a drive-by reader for this thread. Shane’s kinda funny, but totally developmentally disabled if he thinks KF is about “scaring people,” and furthermore, can’t have it both ways, it’s either easy, joking, make videos to laugh (yes) or dark evil no laughs allowed (no.) Verdict is fat and gay, squared.
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Then get a fucking knapsack with one of those chest straps that go across it. It makes carrying groceries while walking two miles in the rain uphill in both directions much easier.Yeah cool Shame, so your Tard Handler fake GF is coming up with fantasies of me fucking you as a tranny. Is that supposed to be better? She thinks you’re a cuck faggot who will troon out and you excitedly shared it. I gotta let you guys down hard, I only fuck human beings, not grease-covered beluga whales. Your fake GF is gonna have to find another bull.
Shame has time to go on and on about his stupid fake disability that nobody cares about, much less @Octopi, because he’s lonely.
This has so much, "I'm not angry. YOU'RE angry" energy about it.View attachment 5100688
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The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.
She's the best he can do. I mean he's fat, greasy, poor and ugly. That's the circle of women that he then attracts. You know, losers that are as pathetic as he is.
Like cows understand that concept.
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He truly is CinemaRobert's long lost twin. Nice Mountain Dew cap, stupid. I agree on the stove bit, it looks pristine. Even if you are a cleaning fanatic, a regularly used stove will never look like that. Pathetic.
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It's very similar to how troons will vacillate between being the most oppressed minority in all of human history and having the full support of the public and corporations behind them; dependent entirely on if they need to grift or flex on a chud in that particular moment.
Personally I'd love to live in Shame's fantasy world where we're viewed as nothing but a joke and left the fuck alone to enjoy internet weirdos like him in peace.
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Do you think Shame is excited about this thread?
He's probably never actually gotten personal attention from anyone, and the only interactions he ever gets is fleeting and filtered through his gay internet persona.
He's about as lame and unappealing as a person could get. He isn't attractive, he isn't charming, he has no real skills or trades, he can't (deliberately) produce anything anyone particularly likes or finds funny. He's just an anonymous fat dweeb and outsider to everything.
Now all of a sudden he has a whole bunch of people talking about him, specifically.
Does it feel a little like he finally made it? That he's finally like an e-celebrity?
Was he proud when he went to his corpulent partner and told her? Was she proud now that her little Shame was finally an internet figure? Do they sit around talking about the website? Do they perhaps even have delusions of grandeur now that people online have noticed him?
Judging by his behavior, this seems like a big event in his life.
He's probably never actually gotten personal attention from anyone, and the only interactions he ever gets is fleeting and filtered through his gay internet persona.
He's about as lame and unappealing as a person could get. He isn't attractive, he isn't charming, he has no real skills or trades, he can't (deliberately) produce anything anyone particularly likes or finds funny. He's just an anonymous fat dweeb and outsider to everything.
Now all of a sudden he has a whole bunch of people talking about him, specifically.
Does it feel a little like he finally made it? That he's finally like an e-celebrity?
Was he proud when he went to his corpulent partner and told her? Was she proud now that her little Shame was finally an internet figure? Do they sit around talking about the website? Do they perhaps even have delusions of grandeur now that people online have noticed him?
Judging by his behavior, this seems like a big event in his life.
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Shane is such a profound loser he’s loving this thread. It gives his otherwise destitute and pointless life some structure, some enemy to battle.
A remnant of purpose in a harrowing and grimey life of poverty and fatness that has made him a habitual liar. He can’t face the reality of his Doritos fuelled trainspotting social housing apartment so he has to lie about everything.
He’s not on welfare, he’s retired. He didn’t work entry level customer support and stack shelves in a store, he’s a Microsoft expert and alumni.
I wrote a thing earlier about how to turn your life around Shane, if you did it - whenever anybody here looked you up and saw you didn’t have social media and were working to better yourself, they’d leave you alone. Contrary to your twitter mutant hive mind, the people here laugh at your own actions, if you got a job and deleted social media and stopped acting like a retard nobody would post about you.
A remnant of purpose in a harrowing and grimey life of poverty and fatness that has made him a habitual liar. He can’t face the reality of his Doritos fuelled trainspotting social housing apartment so he has to lie about everything.
He’s not on welfare, he’s retired. He didn’t work entry level customer support and stack shelves in a store, he’s a Microsoft expert and alumni.
I wrote a thing earlier about how to turn your life around Shane, if you did it - whenever anybody here looked you up and saw you didn’t have social media and were working to better yourself, they’d leave you alone. Contrary to your twitter mutant hive mind, the people here laugh at your own actions, if you got a job and deleted social media and stopped acting like a retard nobody would post about you.
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I see that's he's never read those news reports. I have. If there's anything you're having troubles with Shane just ask. We like helping people.
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Shame has woken up and responded to everyone, of course several for me. I do not have time to archive this shit, or to post his responses to everyone else, sorry. LOL.
@Null is accused of being a pedophile, very original take.
Now mine:
Actually Shame, you’re thinking of Kween Keffals, disgraced drug addict and dickless, grifting head liar of #dropkiwifarms. You can read about his extensive fart porn history Here.
Fun fact, Lucas even lied about his farts.
I didn’t say *I* did the detective work. I’m a retard who likes talking shit and drawing cartoons. Other people certainly have, though. Also, you should discuss the hundreds of pages documenting every lie you’ve ever told online. We’ve got a laundry list you’ve been putting off addressing, buddy.
I actually intentionally chose “video essay” because I knew it would piss you off, Shame - sounds more insulting, right?
Also, 8 seconds definitely feels like an eternity while watching a video with two fat people oinking - compared to 8 seconds of making love to a fine woman, which flies by all too fast.
As a chronic gay and tranny porn addict who never gets any pussy in real life, you might not think of that intuitively - and I understand that.
No, I don’t jerk myself off. I have every girl you’ve ever had a crush on, or ever wanted to fuck, to do that for me. Not that there’s a lot of them, since your Fuck List is almost exclusively trannies.
@Null is accused of being a pedophile, very original take.
Now mine:
Actually Shame, you’re thinking of Kween Keffals, disgraced drug addict and dickless, grifting head liar of #dropkiwifarms. You can read about his extensive fart porn history Here.
Fun fact, Lucas even lied about his farts.
A real review left under one of the videos:
I didn’t say *I* did the detective work. I’m a retard who likes talking shit and drawing cartoons. Other people certainly have, though. Also, you should discuss the hundreds of pages documenting every lie you’ve ever told online. We’ve got a laundry list you’ve been putting off addressing, buddy.
I actually intentionally chose “video essay” because I knew it would piss you off, Shame - sounds more insulting, right?
Also, 8 seconds definitely feels like an eternity while watching a video with two fat people oinking - compared to 8 seconds of making love to a fine woman, which flies by all too fast.
As a chronic gay and tranny porn addict who never gets any pussy in real life, you might not think of that intuitively - and I understand that.
No, I don’t jerk myself off. I have every girl you’ve ever had a crush on, or ever wanted to fuck, to do that for me. Not that there’s a lot of them, since your Fuck List is almost exclusively trannies.