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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sylvia is putting on a sweater and adjusting her hat while looking into the camera. She then sings a song called punk rock loser and tells the audience to listen to it for her. She says she’s going to change her makeup.

Note: There’s something sad about her thinking that she can find the right makeup/outfit combo to bring her to victory.
 
Lol the Sam Hyde thread got really gay now that all of the based Sam Hyde fans are posting ITT. "Did you see the huge wall of text a mentally ill Discord moderator posted about Sam??"

curbside2 said:
She then sings a song called punk rock loser
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Decent song, great band.

Letty is severely mentally fucked up, evil woman status that can't be fixed. Sylvia would give up all of her cringe shit in twenty minutes and be a wife and mother if she met the right guy.
 
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Anyone got a clip of Sam spitting his drink after Jon said that the baby was legally dead once Simmons touched it?
 
Rightio, it was irritating me to no end not knowing what Lettie and Jon's sekwet couch chat was, so I nigger rigged the shit outta the audio to pick up words. I don't know what I did honestly and I couldn't replicate it if you ask. Managed to get to get a few bits n bobs and wrote up a transcript, there's gaps (marked by an asterisk). Took about 4 redbulls and a 40 pack of darts.

L Can I talk to you a second

J yeah about what

L * they said um in the basement downstairs they asked me who are your strongest allies in the house

J yeah

L who'd you say

J I said you s josie sylvia vance

L the producers said two

J yeah

L the guys said pick two

J they didn't say two

L you have to pick two

J I guess *sigh* you sylvia or even vance

L damn they asked me and I said sylvia and vance *

J okay

L * it should be *

J yeah

L * because he talked to me a bit *

J mhmm yeah

L um what really bugged me when we're talking was uh I love your shirt, has anyone talked about things like that * * *

J So what do you want me to do?

L I dunno just know I'm your ally

*
Big fuckin gap because Lettie was right in Jon's ear at this point, ratty lookin gremlin.
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L Wait um yeah don't don't change the way you act around me you can't tell anyone about our secret alliance

J yeah

L Um but otherwise Vance thinks I like you *

J Yeah that's good to know :story: I appreciate it

L * and you tell me also if you get your hands on information

J yeah okay uhuh
 
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If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?
 
curbside2 said:
If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?
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I would only keep Damiel to bail out a better fish.
But yeah Damiel is garbage and has nothing to offer.
Really a bad plant overall.
 
Master Wel said:
It would also help if she lost about 50 pounds.
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Weight issues aside I've known several girls exactly like her. They're into underground "experimental" music, make shitty art and always act like they don't give a shit but then eventually the right guy comes around and they turn into pretty normal women and loving mothers.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Sylvia then says she quit her job in mid December and that she used to be a dietary aid in an Alzheimer's home where she made the food for them. She would have to sometimes blend up food for the patients and had to be very careful in regards to dietary restrictions.
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I actually believe this, especially since she called herself a nutritionist or something during Week 1. Say what you want but she’s clearly the least sheltered and zoomer of all the fish. Do any of the others even have a confirmed job?
 
curbside2 said:
If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?
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Agreed, he is a vibe vampire that kills the mood of every room he walks into. His artificial drama stirring is just absolutely retarded. It would be a shame if any of the other 5 get booted before his worthless ass.
 
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