🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Noble Redditor]

Lol the Sam Hyde thread got really gay now that all of the based Sam Hyde fans are posting ITT. "Did you see the huge wall of text a mentally ill Discord moderator posted about Sam??"

She then sings a song called punk rock loser

Decent song, great band.

Letty is severely mentally fucked up, evil woman status that can't be fixed. Sylvia would give up all of her cringe shit in twenty minutes and be a wife and mother if she met the right guy.

 

[Blackstar]

Anyone got a clip of Sam spitting his drink after Jon said that the baby was legally dead once Simmons touched it?

 

[Meth Until Death]

Rightio, it was irritating me to no end not knowing what Lettie and Jon's sekwet couch chat was, so I nigger rigged the shit outta the audio to pick up words. I don't know what I did honestly and I couldn't replicate it if you ask. Managed to get to get a few bits n bobs and wrote up a transcript, there's gaps (marked by an asterisk). Took about 4 redbulls and a 40 pack of darts.

Spoiler: The Feds should hire me after this

L Can I talk to you a second

J yeah about what

L * they said um in the basement downstairs they asked me who are your strongest allies in the house

J yeah

L who'd you say

J I said you s josie sylvia vance

L the producers said two

J yeah

L the guys said pick two

J they didn't say two

L you have to pick two

J I guess you sylvia or even vance

L damn they asked me and I said sylvia and vance *

J okay

L * it should be *

J yeah

L * because he talked to me a bit *

J mhmm yeah

L um what really bugged me when we're talking was uh I love your shirt, has anyone talked about things like that * * *

J So what do you want me to do?

L I dunno just know I'm your ally

*
Big fuckin gap because Lettie was right in Jon's ear at this point, ratty lookin gremlin.
*

L Wait um yeah don't don't change the way you act around me you can't tell anyone about our secret alliance

J yeah

L Um but otherwise Vance thinks I like you *

J Yeah that's good to know I appreciate it

L * and you tell me also if you get your hands on information

J yeah okay uhuh

 

[cistendered]

Anyone got a clip of Sam spitting his drink after Jon said that the baby was legally dead once Simmons touched it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhIhTwRQvY&t=397s

 

[curbside2]

If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?

 

[Master Wel]

Sylvia would give up all of her cringe shit in twenty minutes and be a wife and mother if she met the right guy.

It would also help if she lost about 50 pounds.

 

[JamusActimus]

If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?

I would only keep Damiel to bail out a better fish.
But yeah Damiel is garbage and has nothing to offer.
Really a bad plant overall.

 

[curbside2]

Jon and Vance have a debate about who would outlast who in a desert. Vance points out he only had a couple sips of water in the cage. Jon seems skeptical and feels he would win. They both then do a set of push-ups.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Anyone got a clip of Sam spitting his drink after Jon said that the baby was legally dead once Simmons touched it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhIhTwRQvY&t=397s

Local archive:

 

[Noble Redditor]

It would also help if she lost about 50 pounds.

Weight issues aside I've known several girls exactly like her. They're into underground "experimental" music, make shitty art and always act like they don't give a shit but then eventually the right guy comes around and they turn into pretty normal women and loving mothers.

 

[dankogrg2]

Fat women = big tits
that's why Sylvia is the hottest

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

Sylvia then says she quit her job in mid December and that she used to be a dietary aid in an Alzheimer's home where she made the food for them. She would have to sometimes blend up food for the patients and had to be very careful in regards to dietary restrictions.

I actually believe this, especially since she called herself a nutritionist or something during Week 1. Say what you want but she’s clearly the least sheltered and zoomer of all the fish. Do any of the others even have a confirmed job?

 

[A Humble Moose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhIhTwRQvY&t=397s

Full video archive for those who may want it in the future:

 

[Punished Borzoi]

If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?

I agree with what someone said earlier where they would probably rather have him upstairs than living in the basement for six weeks.

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?

every day I buy the “damiel is detoxxing where his friends can watch him” theory a little more

 

[Giant Machine]

If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?

Agreed, he is a vibe vampire that kills the mood of every room he walks into. His artificial drama stirring is just absolutely retarded. It would be a shame if any of the other 5 get booted before his worthless ass.

 

[apa gapa]

 

[Hybrid Icing]

Jon seems like the type of person that would really believe solipsism.

Jon is the type of person who will believe whatever a muscular and assertive man will tell him

 

[Pathos]

Spoiler: I am a Letty fan, and here's why

I feel like ever since Letty’s first drunk rant, Jet had pulled her aside and was like “that’s great, could you do more of that?”. Notice how Vance hasn’t done his little mini-skits since then? Jet probably gave up on Vance as he’s too in his shell to be naturally charismatic without prompt and gets plenty of “fans” that auto side with him out of spite for Jon and letty.

Spoiler: How the end game should be (if you're smart and want the producers to make top cash)

As much as I would like Jon to win, he should make third place for a one-on-one between Letty and Josie. My reasoning is that at the finale you absolutely MUST go all out and let paid chat and the sharks go completely loose. The more contestants you lose, the more chaos you need to fill in the gap but you need people who can handle it, you won’t be able to take off the kid gloves while Jon is there, but these two just wallow in insanity in one way or another 24/7 and are the least phased by it all, they just accept it.

Spoiler: Who is the power trio of contestants?

The best contestants on the show are easily letty, Jon, and Josie, they all have their own charisma and quirks that just make them so distinct and memorable. Also, I think Ironically Josie is probably the most prominent Native American representation since well…Pocahontas….they should have the fish marathon XRA if there’s ever any other “break”.

Spoiler: What to do with Damiel?

Damiel should remain only just so that he can take the elimination for a better fish as someone mentioned earlier and to be a lightning rod for chat to spam audio on whenever he tries to sleep, I noticed that the producers did censor some tts towards him, one in specific calling him a failed rapper and saying he needs to stop acting like he's black. Please stop protecting ya boi, also chat should be allowed a discounted form of audio tts that allows audio cues to be played to wake up damiel.

Edit: Slight typo

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

one in specific calling him a failed rapper and saying he needs to stop acting like he's black

Jet probably censored this one because it hit too close to home for him and the rest of the wigger crew.