Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[JustSomeDong]

I like how we are the only people in his life that actually engage with him outside of that pig he pays to pretend to be his girlfriend. His entire feed never has any likes or retweets or anything. Definitely not an absolute loser hated by all.

Like a fat girl who wants to be a ballerina, sad and funny.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

He only twitter replies to things that he thinks he can deflect with. He doesn't screenshot any of the people pointing out that he's using his gf as a human shield online and asking people to be mean to her. Or the fact that he won't even courthouse marry her. Or that they are both bald.

A theory on Worm, Shame may think that he's some kind of autistic worm enthusiast and would be offended by his disparaging of worms in general because every username Shame has ever had is deeply personal and retarded. Microsoft (store at the mall) employees must be too smart for opsec. If we start talking shit about Mountain Dew he will melt down.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

If we start talking shit about Mountain Dew he will melt down.

I believe Dana Carvey already covered that Hambly basement fluid in the past. Prompting the dye change.

 

[Lainey09]

Worm has successfully entered Shame’s head and is currently living there rent free. I predict another seethe tweet about Worm in the next five to ten minutes tops.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Or the fact that he won't even courthouse marry her.

Does anyone know if she works? If Shane married someone with a job would he lose some of his tard bux?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Worm has successfully entered Shame’s head and is currently living there rent free. I predict another seethe tweet about Worm in the next five to ten minutes tops.

Good news for him than, he'll have another excuse why his head hurts

And not cope with the fact he has autism

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[AnOminous]

Shane would love for everyone to live in comfort like he does but the reality is that most people, the garbage of this world that we might be better off without, don't deserve it.

He doesn't really live in comfort, though. Those vile teeth must cause him at least some pain.

Good news for him than, he'll have another excuse why his head hurts

Shane is lucky that stupidity doesn't cause physical pain, because otherwise he'd be writhing in agony every single minute.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Does anyone know if she works? If Shane married someone with a job would he lose some of his tard bux?

She works, and cannot use nail polish.
I think someone doxxed her and saw she works in the medical field as a specialist in tard wrangling.

Also, Shelly Nokes is going to be a butch tranny. Not the flashy type with makeup, big hair, and dresses.
That's a relief

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Shane, just so you know, I'm not an actual lobster. I'm only clarifying because you seem to be taking our usernames literally, and I'm concerned you might try and find me, boil me alive, and eat me. Likely with a whole lot of butter, because you're a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Just making sure you’re aware, bud.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody is afraid of us anymore, that's why everytime anyone brings us up they get called fascists and various insults, and the FBI and various other law enforcement gets tagged. Totally not afraid, guys.

HEP ME HEP ME FBI SOMEONE CALLED ME FAT!

FBI: What do you weigh?
*crickets*

 

[Lainey09]

He purposely stopped tweeting after my prediction so he could say he “owned” us, I have no doubt. Bad news Shame, we own you. Keep providing us milk you fat ass clown.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She works, and cannot use nail polish.
I think someone doxxed her and saw she works in the medical field as a specialist in tard wrangling.

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Also, Shelly Nokes is going to be a butch tranny. Not the flashy type with makeup, big hair, and dresses.
That's a relief

How hard is it? Thew does it for all his videos now and I taught my daughter how to use it. You can also get cuticle oils to help protect your cuticles. Shane cannot only not look after his teeth but also can't look after his nails. A clear undercoat helps protect your nails if you work with your hands a lot. You'll also want an undercoat followed by an overcoat to help prevent chipping.

By the way, your sister sells oils. Nothing stopping her from wearing nail polish. (She had nice nails at her wedding)

Also, is the reason why you do all this larping online about being intelligent is because your sister got a scholarship and you did not? It's also rather sweet of your nephew to dress up as you for Halloween.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Okay, it's gotten to the point that I am legitimately confused. Does Shane actually think we are out usernames and profile pictures? Does he actually think @I'm Just A Worm is actually a worm? Does he think that... insulting worms is actually going to make him feel bad? Holy shit, this dude is hilarious. Been following him from the start, but he just constantly gets more and more delusional. He really is a Chris-chan that went undiscovered.

Reminds me a bit of Alex Knapik-Levert. The same unstable, surface level understanding of things without any actual substantial comprehension.

 

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How the fukc does someone take the bait so damn hard

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I've been examining some of Shane's public Xbox clips on his account (Mountain Dew).

Here's an example of a clip he has from playing Rocket League. You can see that Shane is playing a single player game in this clip.

All of the other players are bots.

Whatever difficulty level he has them on is clearly far too low for a fair game, since he's winning 15-1 by the end of this clip.
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I have some experience with playing against the AI in rocket league like a massive scrub, so I can offer further analysis.

He could have the difficulty cranked all the way up and as long as he knows how to get to the ball first and elevate at all, that will get you scores like that against the AI even on All-star, the highest difficulty.

Basically the AI is extremely easy to exploit in Rocket League at any difficulty so we'd need to be seeing in excess of 10 goals a minute to be remotely impressive.

That said, the second goal from the clip in your post gives the game away in my view: the ball was too close to the ground for All-Star AI to miss last I played, and I don't think he fucked around with his own car's movement quite enough to wig out the AI goalie. That kind of shot, un-altered en-route to the goal, usually gets returned by the AI on All-star, with better than coinsflip chance of it being a goal against your team unless you scream back to your own goal and make like a bird because lord knows your AI won't stop the resulting high-floater for the exact reasons you can take a fat dump all over any AI in the game if you know how to elevate accurately.

Given all that, I give the chances that he's playing on below All-star at 99 out of 100 or higher, and worse still, if this clip is indicative of his other clips, this doesn't even seem to be hilarious clusterfuck goals which might actually be worth watching even against the AI, all of which is beyond fucking embarrassing.

 

[A Sunset]

Worm has successfully entered Shame’s head and is currently living there rent free. I predict another seethe tweet about Worm in the next five to ten minutes tops.

You were correct. He just posted 5 seethe tweets in a row about me. Holy shit Shame, don’t you have any other ALogs to talk to? I wonder what it is about my posts that triggers him so fucking bad. Theorize in the comment section below.


Shame, for a guy that claims everyone else’s reading comprehension is shit, you sure can’t read for shit.

I’ll try to make it simple for you. Here’s what you said:


So I respond:

Also, 8 seconds definitely feels like an eternity while watching a video with two fat people oinking - compared to 8 seconds of making love to a fine woman, which flies by all too fast.

See, this is called a joke. You said I’m a sexless incel who thinks 8 seconds is “unendurable.” So the joke is, 8 seconds feels like an eternity when I’m watching you and your GF oink. But when I’m fucking chicks (remember, you said I didn’t?) 8 seconds feels like nothing. Get it? 8 seconds is only unendurable when I’m watching you fatasses!

Have I made this clear enough to understand? I’m never explaining a joke to you again, this is so autistic. I literally think you can’t read sometimes, and that’s why you’re so obsessed with bragging about “reading comprehension”.


Shame interprets a joke about how all his crushes give me handjobs so I never have to do it myself, as being a “cowardly incel”. And now guys that get jerked off by hot chicks are “Proud Boys.” And if you don’t jack off, you’re a “coward”? LMFAO what the fuck? God he’s reaching.

Also, you didn’t even deny your Fuck List is “almost exclusively trannies.” Really makes you think.


Yes Shame, I understand it’s incomprehensible and unbelievable to you that other people work, and after being out of the job market since 2016 you can’t comprehend people working while also being able to surf the Internet. Given your work experience, you probably think it’s not possible to work unless you’re showing up to a dingy mall kiosk for 10 hours, and a manager is watching your every move.

You’re kind of a dinosaur at this point, aren’t you. No wonder you refuse to work, it’s gonna be hard to get out there again being so old and washed up!


BTW look at this. Shame now has Jon Frimann retweeting and commenting on his stuff a lot (You got a new fan, dude!) And he is so fucking retarded it’s hard to believe. “Nazi groups forbid masturbation”. Holy shit. Enjoy the drooling idiot following you around, Shame.


@DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK is being addressed, yet somehow Shame still makes it about me.

So what have we learned today? According to Shame, men who hypothetically never have to mastrubate because hot chicks do it for them are “cowards” and “Proud Boys”, and the fact that I didn’t draw an insulting picture of his long-term girlfriend is also “cowardly”.

Never stop with the hot takes, Shame. Now fuck off and talk to someone else already, people already think you’re gay and obsessed with me, this isn’t helping.

 

[internet friend]

So I finally checked Shame's actual twitter and it really is just 99% seething about posts here. Sad.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I wonder what it is about my posts that triggers him so fucking bad.

I mean, you're relatively popular, a very talented artist, and a bit of a dick. He's only one of three. Simple fixation on insults from a person clearly in a superior position.

But hey, he  did get his name in some VG credits, that's his genuine peak.

 

[Lainey09]

Worm, I believe Shane is hyper fixated on you because he sees you as his main foe currently in the thread. Little does Shame realize that even if Worm logged off and never thought about Shame again (which isn’t hard to do) someone would take his place the next day. TLDR is Shane you’re here forever you niggerfaggot and no here wants to have sex with you.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

BTW look at this. Shame now has Jon Frimann retweeting and commenting on his stuff a lot (You got a new fan, dude!) And he is so fucking retarded it’s hard to believe. “Nazi groups forbid masturbation”. Holy shit. Enjoy the drooling idiot following you around, Shame.

So Nazi's are actually Jews? That's different.

So what have we learned today? According to Shame, men who hypothetically never have to mastrubate because hot chicks do it for them are “cowards” and “Proud Boys”, and the fact that I didn’t draw an insulting picture of his long-term girlfriend is also “cowardly”.

Never stop with the hot takes, Shame. Now fuck off and talk to someone else already, people already think you’re gay and obsessed with me, this isn’t helping.

You see it's different, you don't have to pay a woman to hang out with you with your gimmedats. Therefore you're a coward and a virgin.