Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Mrs Paul]

I've not looked at the thing but is it large enough to fit a tampon? Because I can only imagine that's the next step.

I don't think so, but no doubt Chris will TRY it.

 

[MrTroll]

Did you see all the crazy body horror research shit the Nazis did during WW2?
If anything we wouldn't care about this kind of stuff because the norm would be way fucking worse.

Josef Mengele would have loved experimenting on Chris.

Mengele used Auschwitz as an opportunity to continue his anthropological studies and research on heredity, using inmates for human experimentation.[2] The experiments had no regard for the health or safety of the victims.[2][3] He was particularly interested in identical twins, people with heterochromia iridum (eyes of two different colours), dwarfs, and people with physical abnormalities.[2]

 

[kookerpie]

This is the third unclit. He pierced his taint twice.

I think it was twice at the piercing place and once himself

 

[Vitriol]

Josef Mengele would have loved experimenting on Chris.

and when we are comparing chris and the nazis we have definately hit enough of a nadir to lock the thread.

somehow we will have to live without another 20+ pages of people telling us how gross he is and speculating about infections. Nothing new is being said and the conversation is looping.

 

[TL 611]

Reopened as people need a thread to react to this development. Try not to embarrass yourselves.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Reopened as people need a thread to react to this development. Try not to embarrass yourselves.

I for one would like to see 1000 pages of spergery about this man's infected taint, it must go on.

 

[Vitriol]

Reopened as people need a thread to react to this development. Try not to embarrass yourselves.

As you like, but;

I for one would like to see 1000 pages of spergery about this man's infected taint, it must go on.

Is exactly what we will get. I wash my hands of it.

 

[TL 611]

I for one would like to see 1000 pages of spergery about this man's infected taint, it must go on.

Autism never changes. We had 17 pages about Chris eating hot wings, I think we can sperg out a little more here

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I think speculating about the nature of his infection is still more interesting than brainstorming up stupid ways to "fix" him that will never work.

 

[Hawke]

So what now? He's putting it down as a prank when people tell him he should probably see a doctor?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

He's definitely going to stick a dildo or a banana in there, probably a dirty one that's just been up his asshole.

Could someone who is in contact with him tell him not to stick things up his newly formed vagina? My god, he could get such a horrible infection if he does.

 

[reeb]

This is exactly the kind of shit that is why Chris gained a following and why he will forever be TRUE and HONEST lolcow #1. All the 'sagas' and chimpouts, unfiltered statements, delusional ideas, absurd life events (drawing himself fingering an acquaintance, or fucking a blow up anime sexdoll, or running a guy over with his mother, or his dad dying in hospital covered in bug bites, or his mother's skeletons in the closet and horde, or a fucking housefire started by a coffee machine in a bathroom) - and even after ALL OF THIS, Chris is beyond any expectation. Nobody could have made this up. He has literally torn a gaping hole near his shitpipe and is celebrating this as a victory, convinced he has grown a pussy.


Bravo.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

What if he tries to get pregnant with his own sperm by jizzing on the wound? Does he think he can get pregnant? Oh my god. Chris could be his very own true and honest sweetheart..

Seriously, do we know how he plans to give birth to Crystal now that he's a woman? Does he think he has a uterus??

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

So hypothetical here. Let's say you're a whore and Chris has hired you. But then he says "Hmm yeah, eat my china."

Would the money be worth it?

 

[drmccoy]

It ain't gonna kill him.

Barb doesn't know and/or care

If he really is "trollin' stupid" it's likely he has help from some source because, as we all know, he's too stupid to come up with anything elaborate on his own. (Jinie Jenkins come to mind?)

If it really is a infection, he's gonna be in for some serious pain. Add in his shitty (no pun intended?) hygiene and it will become really uncomfortable.

But the history of him buying into stupid hypnosis videos combined with known issues stemming from the ugh, taint, ugh piercing leads me to think that there is a truth in there, somewhere.

 

[Karen Riley]

As you like, but;


Is exactly what we will get. I wash my hands of it.

I understand completely why you're so against this thread Vitriol, some of the worst posts on the forum this year have happened in here and I can't imagine how frustrating it is to specify things like 'no unfunny reaction videos,' to see idiots posting them only a page or two later.

I personally feel like a thread like this is worth it though. We're here to discuss Chris after all and this is a very big event to happen to him. As seen in the last few hours, where discussion has spilled about it into every other thread, this is a hot topic that's going to be talked about no matter what. It might as well happen in one big mega thread that will hopefully act as containment.

I'm curious about how long Chris is going to follow his tactic of acting like nothing happened yesterday. He's so desperate to stop the mean trolls from taking away the vagina that he's worked so hard to gain that I can see him burying his head in the sand and refusing to mention it again for quite some time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Does anyone think Chris was going to pull this crap at Omegacon, he said he was going to give a speech and had some sort of announcement, I think this was going to be it. I am so glad BMO and her friends/associates saw the real danger of all this happening.

This is exactly the kind of shit that is why Chris gained a following and why he will forever be TRUE and HONEST lolcow #1. All the 'sagas' and chimpouts, unfiltered statements, delusional ideas, absurd life events (drawing himself fingering an acquaintance, or fucking a blow up anime sexdoll, or running a guy over with his mother, or his dad dying in hospital covered in bug bites, or his mother's skeletons in the closet and horde, or a fucking housefire started by a coffee machine in a bathroom) - and even after ALL OF THIS, Chris is beyond any expectation. Nobody could have made this up. He has literally torn a gaping hole near his shitpipe and is celebrating this as a victory, convinced he has grown a pussy.


Bravo.

I agree but Chris-Chan's stunts are becoming way too crazy; although he was crazy before, he seems to have lost whatever social awareness and intelligence he had left. Chris prancing around pretending to be a real woman is funny and similar to Flying Elephants, but exposing your taint along with your Amenyfest Ring in the hopes that you're going to get fame and gal-pals from Manchester is very dangerous and bordering on Schizophrenia.

 

[Terrorist]

>68 pages of taint

 

[Rogowski]

Let's just hope he doesn't think his newfound vagina is going to benefit his recent excursion into the wild world of professional escorting. That's a whole can of shit that's better left unopened.

 

[Scotty G]

So hypothetical here. Let's say you're a whore and Chris has hired you. But then he says "Hmm yeah, eat my china."

This scenario is entirely possible. It wouldn't be his first. I think even a cracked out lot lizard would run away when faced with his festering taint hole though. Fucking him is one thing, but that? That's the devil.