Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I had an old coworker who pretty much checked every pooner stereotype and even then I tried to be nice to her but I couldn't take it after awhile so I just started ghosting her.

She still sends me messages sometimes that I don't respond to but holy hell all she ever talked to me about was her transition. I don't think she even knows the first thing about me (no surprise, every conversation was about her) but I know more than I'd like about her.
 
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Vandyke Clown said:
OK, this is the thread that finally caused me to register. First time poster, long time advocate of barf bag availability on days of visibility.

These pooners lay bare the unhinged severe mental illness that is rotting the FtMs' minds. I actually have a great deal of sympathy for the victims of gender, but only revulsion for the activists who sweep the insanity under the traaaaaaaaaans carpet. These victims are told their psychiatric illness is a valid identity, that it's fine, that it's normal, and that the only treatment they need is tit excavation, gristle relocation, and to be on drugs for the rest of their lives.

I'm not the least surprised that it's the FtMs making the news as trans terrorists. Most MtFs are just pornsick fetishists. These poonist FtMs are even more dangerous - untreated psychopaths with no life experience of the effects of testosterone, suddenly getting juiced up.

It's a deadly combination of borderline personality disorder, and roid rage.

2018 Aberdeen, Maryland shooting- Perp: Snochia Moseley, a trans-identifying female.

2019 STEM School Highlands Ranch shooting - Perps: some shithead and Alec McKinney, a trans-identifying female.

2023 Nashville school shooting - Perp: Audrey Hale, a trans-identifying female.

I believe the trans mass shooters are 3:0 FtM:MtF. I'm not counting Anderson Lee Aldrich, the Colorado Springs shooter who identified as non-binary as an epic troll.

Padded cells and psychotherapy, now.
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Welcome, you're now Kiwipilled.
 
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Pimbol said:
i know real late but i apologize for the wall of text autistic post i made wall back and got many reactions, i was possessed when i wrote that my bad, pls no bully
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>growing up in the 2010s
>ruined intimacy for rest of life
Not to be optimistic here my dood, but you are young and things can and will get better. Many things aren’t as impossible as they seem :)
 
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Work went from 200 men and 10 women to 200 men, 10 women and 2 "men" after a few new hires.

One I don't mind. They too willingly shared a bit about having a predictable fucked up childhood but overall they're alright. People keep talking about her as "the cutest little dude" because of her big bug eyed, childlike face etc so that reminded me of all the drawings in this thread. But they don't talk about their shit and just work, so I don't mind taking to her.

The other creeps me the fuck out. She's pretending to be intersex, has mentioned both a wife and a husband and just seems to have this uncanny valley method of interacting with people. Very friendly but almost like she's an alien trying to mimic casual interaction. I've heard a few coworkers say that their skin crawls when they talk to her, because they sense some serious serial killer behind those big blue eyes and pube beard.

I'm looking forward to seeing what happens there because I don't think she will last long.
 
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Pimbol said:
i know real late but i apologize for the wall of text autistic post i made wall back and got many reactions, i was possessed when i wrote that my bad, pls no bully
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If you want to talk about your experiences and how they relate to the trans phenomenon, there are the Random Trans Thoughts, Musings, and Questions and Detransitioner/Desister Stories threads – those are a bit more suitable for the content of that one post. Just remember that excessive powerleveling is still generally discouraged, and spoiler things with something like "Spoiler: PL sperging" if you make a wall o' text to keep the thread cleaner.

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The other creeps me the fuck out. She's pretending to be intersex, has mentioned both a wife and a husband and just seems to have this uncanny valley method of interacting with people. Very friendly but almost like she's an alien trying to mimic casual interaction. I've heard a few coworkers say that their skin crawls when they talk to her, because they sense some serious serial killer behind those big blue eyes and pube beard.
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Sounds like a pretty bad case of the 'tism. Hope you don't have the next Audrey Hale on your hands. 😰
 
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MetalParakeet said:
Work went from 200 men and 10 women to 200 men, 10 women and 2 "men" after a few new hires.

One I don't mind. They too willingly shared a bit about having a predictable fucked up childhood but overall they're alright. People keep talking about her as "the cutest little dude" because of her big bug eyed, childlike face etc so that reminded me of all the drawings in this thread. But they don't talk about their shit and just work, so I don't mind taking to her.

The other creeps me the fuck out. She's pretending to be intersex, has mentioned both a wife and a husband and just seems to have this uncanny valley method of interacting with people. Very friendly but almost like she's an alien trying to mimic casual interaction. I've heard a few coworkers say that their skin crawls when they talk to her, because they sense some serious serial killer behind those big blue eyes and pube beard.

I'm looking forward to seeing what happens there because I don't think she will last long.
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This site, this thread in particular, has opened my eyes wide. And now, like seeing the make and model car you just bought everywhere, I can see pooners... EVERYWHERE. To be fair, some of them may be unkempt butch dykes, but man...

On another note, the expooner who we seem to take sympathy for because of the unusually high amount of bullying ironically from their fellow transmen has an interview with elder pooner Buck Angel.


Not fresh milk, but still.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
She's fucking 12-years old, has never had any health problems, has never had to take any medicine or have any surgeries, and still has the energy of a puppy. Fuck off.
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Depends on the pug I guess, for example a lot of them have eye sockets so crushed that they have chronic eye problems. It's lucky your dog is as healthy as it is.
 
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