Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[joebobmurphy]

Hey Shane! Speaking of worms, did Pat give them to you when you ate his rancid, crusty butthole? Faggot.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

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Absolutely not.
however I am sure you are intimately familiar with such toys.
did you draw a worm on yours?

Comms are open.
Everyone is waiting to see your collection.

He really wants to get handcuffed and recreate Jap eel porn with worms. You know Shane, one might find that repulsive but you do you. Keep it up.

Just be aware, every mania is followed by bedrock guaranteed.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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Absolutely not.
however I am sure you are intimately familiar with such toys.
did you draw a worm on yours?

Comms are open.
Everyone is waiting to see your collection.

You know what they say.

"When you're hungry, all you can think of is food".

 

[A Sunset]

And the Worm obsession is getting super gay, maybe he's experiencing real love for the first time.

Agreed, I’m getting bored and the vibe is increasingly homosexual.



Yeah cool, more avoidance. Shame, you literally avoided every question I asked. So why did you even bother capping this? We all know by now that when you desperately avoid addressing a question directly, you fear it. So you’re just showing how much you fear these.

Boomia simply owns your ass at this point, TBH. You called him a coward for not going on an interview, then openly refuse to do the same with no explanation. Boomia won, you’re his bitch, simple as - and you know it. Glad you’ve accepted it. Hope he gets to see this shit and have a laugh.

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Spoiler: Why Shame is now boring

Truth be told, the your schtick of avoiding things you’re scared of, while belloviating with LowIQ bullshit, is just getting sad.
Tallying up the accomplishments, I already:

• made you show your meth teeth
• publicly sperg about me on Twitter daily
• seemingly took over your private life with your GF simply by shitposting on a forum
• egged you into posting more incredibly ugly selfies
• Caused you to beg me to insult your GF and draw ugly pictures of her
• And now, I’ve made you post a video with your actual GF, literally speaking to me IRL as “Worm”.

I’ve been pleased the thread has had content for weeks from your homosexual Worm obsession, and been shocked/entertained how easily you get mind-fucked by my transparent bait. You’re basically my buck-broken slave at this point. What’s left for me to do?

That's why he projects his own failings onto other people - it's the only thing he knows. I'm starting to think that some of his more stupid statements aren't so much ego as a serious lack of intellect. Yet Shane also thinks he's very smart.

After a few week of observing him, I just think he’s really, really dumb. He seems to struggle with overly-literal thinking, and misinterpreting statements that aren’t extremely direct. Also demonstrably unable to have debates in good-faith, and in fact I believe he’s very afraid to.

I’d say it’s a combination of naturally low intelligence coupled with brain rot from decades of sloth and Twitter addiction.

 

[An automatic clown]

We're shit posting on a gossip forum. Shame has brought this into his actual life with his SO. What an incredibly sad jobless loser.
He posted that stupid video with his disgusting fat forever gf as some sort of own of the Farms.
Only one party is owned here, Shame and it isn't the Farms.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Didn't take very long for Shane to become completely broken because of his thread. Though he does produce a lot of milk for a cow. It's Sunday Shane, don't you have anything to do? Try finding a hobby. Being as rich as you are with your three residences why not pick up a DAW and make some music. I'm rather liking FL Studio after the few years I've had it. DAW's are far better than what I used in the late 90's early 2000's.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Didn't take very long for Shane to become completely broken because of his thread. Though he does produce a lot of milk for a cow. It's Sunday Shane, don't you have anything to do? Try finding a hobby. Being as rich as you are with your three residences why not pick up a DAW and make some music. I'm rather liking FL Studio after the few years I've had it. DAW's are far better than what I used in the late 90's early 2000's.

He seems, in my opinion, like the type to not learn music because it's "a waste of precious time"

I'd like to see him take up some genuine arts. Slings, archery, or engineering something new and embracing the creative spirit. Painting, videocraft, photoshop, throwing a goddamn ball, fucking lame-ass taekwando or something.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He seems, in my opinion, like the type to not learn music because it's "a waste of precious time"

I'd like to see him take up some genuine arts. Slings, archery, or engineering something new and embracing the creative spirit. Painting, videocraft, photoshop, throwing a goddamn ball, fucking lame-ass taekwando or something.

It's rather fun though. I'm learning how to make phonk. I do need to find some vocals for it though. Right now I just sample and sometimes see if I can do some microsampling with it. It's a lot different than why I used to do.

Doing any of that would take up his time he needs to sperg on the internet about those damn dirty trolls. He's been putting up the fight for over 20 years. There's no way he'd stop winning now.

Besides, we've seen how we'll he takes to instructions and reading. Learning a craft is beyond him at this point. He can't even be bothered to play video games with people without team killing.

 

[A Sunset]

He seems, in my opinion, like the type to not learn music because it's "a waste of precious time"

I'd like to see him take up some genuine arts. Slings, archery, or engineering something new and embracing the creative spirit. Painting, videocraft, photoshop, throwing a goddamn ball, fucking lame-ass taekwando or something.

Shame’s pig hooves are too fat to play music, and his mind too simple and slow to engage in creative expression. He also is too clumsy and impatient for sports that require dexterity and precision - in particular archery, which would be extremely difficult with Shame’s aforementioned pig hooves. And he’s too obese and lazy for martial arts.

Let’s also be honest - as a hopeless Twitter and Reddit addict, Shame’s dopamine receptors are so fried that he’d lose interest in anything that didn’t give him instant updoots. No, the only new activity Shame will be doing is rolling in mud and eating from a trough, once his ongoing transformation from an human into a pig is fully complete.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He seems, in my opinion, like the type to not learn music because it's "a waste of precious time"

I'd like to see him take up some genuine arts. Slings, archery, or engineering something new and embracing the creative spirit. Painting, videocraft, photoshop, throwing a goddamn ball, fucking lame-ass taekwando or something.

Whatever you say Thomas.
You've also never shown any knowledge in coding. You can prove me wrong though.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

as a hopeless Twitter and Reddit addict, Shame’s dopamine receptors are so fried that he’d lose interest in anything that didn’t give him instant updoots

Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

They have greatly increased the social reach of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, and have led to widespread psychological suffering.

 

[Johnny Salami]

@I'm Just A Worm living inside of Shane rent free with other fellow kiwis

 

[A Sunset]

Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

They have greatly increased the social reach of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, and have led to widespread psychological suffering.

Agreed, it’s shocking. I’ve been reading more and more about how much damage it actually does to the mind. I think our monkey brains aren’t capable of handling so much social information at once, since we’re naturally wired to prioritize social acceptance and status. So the dopamine received from social media feedback is intense, and I think that’s why people develop addictions to it, which creates bizarre behavior loops. Like rats in a cage with some learned behavior trying to get their fix.

I couldn’t believe how toxic Twitter was, I had to drop that shit. And that was just from spending a little time on it a day when I was archiving Shame, recently. It destroys minds. The political shit is the worst IMO, just rewards the most simplistic and aggressive takes and shoves more stuff from your echo chamber down your throat.

To make this on Topic, Shame is fat and washed.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Agreed, it’s shocking. I’ve been reading more and more about how much damage it actually does to the mind. I think our monkey brains aren’t capable of handling so much social information at once, since we’re naturally wired to prioritize social acceptance and status. So the dopamine receive from social media feedback is intense, and I think that’s why people develop addictions to it, which creates bizarre behaviors loops. Like rats in a cage trying to get their fix.

I couldn’t believe how toxic Twitter was, I had to drop that shit. And that was just from spending a little time on it a day when I was archiving Shame, recently. It destroys minds. The political shit is the worst IMO, just rewards the most simplistic and aggressive takes and shoves more stuff from your echo chamber down your throat.

To make this on Topic, Shame is fat and washed.

Uncle Ted's wisdom lives on.

It's genuinely unfortunate, this great device of human engineering and communication, used inanely to scratch a dopamine itch.
Could have been the best thing for us, and instead it's just another drug. Sad times.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Can we just take a moment here, on Shane's 150th page, after less than two months of this thread existing, to reflect on just how GOOD of a cow Shame Bloats really is?

I mean, think about it. Other notable cows, such as Cyrax, Ethan Ralph, Boogie2988, Keffals, etc need years of effort, and hours of video footage to get to this level of cowdom. Shane has managed it in less than 60 days, with nothing more than tweets and old forum posts. To date, his only video is 8 seconds long.

The man is a genuine, one of a kind, cowstar.

Granted much of this is because of his direct responses to the farms, likely because it is the only attention he has gotten from other human beings in decades. And yes, Shane is a shining example of a cowtype once thought long extinct, a sort of unfrozen cavecow from the early intetnet epoch. But still, this man is a star!


Never change big guy. Ignore the "advice" given by those who feel some vestigial shame at laughing at the mentally challenged. Do not get a job, do not go to the gym, do not drink water, do not get off the internet. Moo on you crazy cow. Moo on.

 

[Doxmatix]

Imagine thinking that that is worth whoring out in the first place.

Any overweight woman who chooses to accessorize with a snout ring is not someone who cares that people are laughing at her.
Her choice of mate is a lazy slob who spends his days online trying to impress women (and worms) who ignore him, instead of getting a job. The porcine prince and princess may indeed be a match made in low IQ diabetic heaven.


P.S. How do we get Worm to trick this idiot into a tap dancing jazz video?

 

[Next Task]

"I'm about to send a kitchen pic, and left the Extreme Restraints catalog just barely visible in the background along with nerd stuff so it will draw their eye to it."

If that's what that little flap of paper is in the background, you've either got amazing eyesight, that's a reference I missed, or that's an incredible powerlevel. Then he links them on Twitter. I hadn't read your post when I made mine, but I think Shane has confirmed something I suspected.

He's into dark BDSM shit, and so is his girlfriend. I don't know to what degree - is she the sort to sign a contract declaring herself his property? To get branded or tattooed? She's likely at least to be his 'slave'. So him doing what he wants while she goes and works for money for him is their arranged dynamic. He treats her like shit and they both get off on it.

The problem is that if you're not careful, he might decide to overshare about their sex life. Which likely involves some deeply unpleasant imagery. But if you're wondering about the when and how of times he seems smug when it doesn't seem possible, it makes a lot of sense.

Whatever you say Thomas.

Why would we believe any of that? How could we? Shane loves bragging about his accomplishments as if we don't know that he's lying, no matter how often we say we know he's lying. Perhaps the only thing to back up his butter knife rape is that he seems to have never emotionally matured past four.

He reminds me of a parenting story, where a couple told their kid, around 3 or 4, that whenever he lied there was a red light saying he was lying on his forehead that only adults could see. So they knew whenever he lied, because he'd put his hand on his forehead to try and hide the light. Shane just keeps covering his forehead.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Not only Tubby is traumatized by butterknives now. Now are worms who traumatized him.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Can we just take a moment here, on Shane's 150th page, after less than two months of this thread existing, to reflect on just how GOOD of a cow Shame Bloats really is?

I mean, think about it. Other notable cows, such as Cyrax, Ethan Ralph, Boogie2988, Keffals, etc need years of effort, and hours of video footage to get to this level of cowdom. Shane has managed it in less than 60 days, with nothing more than tweets and old forum posts. To date, his only video is 8 seconds long.

The man is a genuine, one of a kind, cowstar.

Granted much of this is because of his direct responses to the farms, likely because it is the only attention he has gotten from other human beings in decades. And yes, Shane is a shining example of a cowtype once thought long extinct, a sort of unfrozen cavecow from the early intetnet epoch. But still, this man is a star!


Never change big guy. Ignore the "advice" given by those who feel some vestigial shame at laughing at the mentally challenged. Do not get a job, do not go to the gym, do not drink water, do not get off the internet. Moo on you crazy cow. Moo on.

He released another shirtless video some time ago. I think they posted it last week on the MATI thread

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The problem is that if you're not careful, he might decide to overshare about their sex life. Which likely involves some deeply unpleasant imagery. But if you're wondering about the when and how of times he seems smug when it doesn't seem possible, it makes a lot of sense.

I worked on a farm when I a kid, I think I have a good idea what their sex life looks like and the sounds they make. It's why you want the animals as far away from your house as possible but still within eye distance.

Why would we believe any of that? How could we? Shane loves bragging about his accomplishments as if we don't know that he's lying, no matter how often we say we know he's lying. Perhaps the only thing to back up his butter knife rape is that he seems to have never emotionally matured past four.

He reminds me of a parenting story, where a couple told their kid, around 3 or 4, that whenever he lied there was a red light saying he was lying on his forehead that only adults could see. So they knew whenever he lied, because he'd put his hand on his forehead to try and hide the light. Shane just keeps covering his forehead.

By the way, he's claiming that that story is about you, not realising it was in the news two years ago.

Mom Shares Genius Hack to Tell If Children Are Lying

If you want to ensure your kids never tell lies, follow this very creative method which has gone viral online.

www.newsweek.com

https://www.kidspot.com.au/parenting/mum-shares-genius-trick-to-always-knowing-when-your-kids-are-lying/news-story/8cb5d20ce625c333ee367c4936f4a369

Keep getting those L's Shane

Speaking in a video posted to the app on July 9 a mother by the account name of mombarrassed5 revealed: "I told my children that when they lie, a star appears on their forehead that only a grown-up can see.

"So anytime they are lying to me, they cover their forehead."