Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Came to explain that troon is an old term for a manish looking woman that was co-opted by SA, but then I discovered that a very large golf organization has a very unfortunate name. Apparently there is a Troon, Scotland.

Head on over to troon.com and laugh your ass off, I strongly suggest browsing around to see all the unintentional hilarious shit that is on that website.

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Edit: Oh fuck, the online store has hats.

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Wait till you see this

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Women don't really have anyone with a big enough platform to go viral against Ulta or Maybelline, they can't do a big stunt like shooting their makeup without being mocked - by both sides of the aisle.
I was gonna say one mistake Ulta didn't make was having a recent-ish video of their marketing director saying that women were disgusting and letting the makeup industry down and that men-as-women were better customers. That kept the momentum for the Bud Light boycotts going because it really put the whole story together for anyone who'd ever enjoyed a can, in two digestible clips. Not only do we not care what you think, we actively don't want you around.
 
That hair is so stupid. All that work and fakery and it just looks like a big brown blob on camera.

Also lol, 'the A-list' is pretty much a pity party list. "Look at all these poor uggos that we are platforming, they're almost people like us" is the vibe I'm getting. They put Dylan on the splash page right next to a severely disabled woman. She does not deserve that.

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Dylan also gave an interview: Archive.
According to him, this is what he did for his FFS. He should ask for his money back for that lip lift lmao.
“I brought my hairline down, shaped my brow bone, rhinoplasty, I got a lip lift, I took a little bit of my chin in, and shaved off the Adam's apple,” she says. “But you have to be really careful, because I'm a singer.”
 
Women don't really have anyone with a big enough platform to go viral against Ulta or Maybelline, they can't do a big stunt like shooting their makeup without being mocked - by both sides of the aisle.
I think women would boycott Maybelline if a big enough female celebrity asked them to (eg. Ariana Grande). The difficulty is that women successful enough to call for a boycott tend to have PR agents who wouldn't let them damage business relationships like that.

So maybe the Bud Light drinkers just think he's an insufferable faggot, but if that's the case, why such pushback to this stunt in particular? Bud Light has done plenty of rainbow-themed Pride branding in the past that was far more prominent.
When big brands support gay rights, they either use vague, hand-wavy "love is love" rainbow-washing, or a gay celebrity spokesperson who is famous for an actual skill. Even if people don't like the gays, they can respect Freddie Mercury or whoever as a musician. Dylan isn't famous for anything other than being a tranny. The only reason they'd put him on a beer is to get people to bend the knee to trannies, and he's so unsettling to look at that it feels particularly overt.

It's easier to look past your beer supporting the idea of tolerance than it is to look past your beer supporting a specific nightmarish man.
 
I'm social with a tranny who just pretty much just minds his business.... He 'became a woman' and started collecting Ducati's (which is not a particularly feminine hobby) but he isn't trying to push anything on kids... I wouldn't bring him around my kids, but if I run into him at happy hour, I'll talk motorcycles with him (because I like talking about motorcycles and don't really care who I talk about them with).
Yep, I'll talk bikes with anyone, irrespective of their age, gender (real or perceived), religion or race.

Funny though how many other people say to me that they don't want their kids to ride motorbikes, "because they are dangerous". Yet they will happily take their kids to drag shows and drag story readings.
 
Women don't really have anyone with a big enough platform to go viral against Ulta or Maybelline, they can't do a big stunt like shooting their makeup without being mocked - by both sides of the aisle.
I mean, there is J.K. Rowling, but she tends to focus on more serious/global issues, Dylan and the companies that "partner" with him are all American.
 
>being called a child predator is bad but calling me a man should land you in Jail.

Normal people get called a child predator and it's probably the worst thing they've been accused off. I hope that was heavily edited
Sigh. I always start off with one thing to say and then end up rabbiting for ever…
TLDR. Dylan said “make it illegal” not “send ‘em to jail”. More easily slid in under the radar without kickback. It’s already illegal (or will be soon if it gets through) under very certain circumstances in Canada. They’re getting too bold. Normies are taking notice. It’s a stupid ideology, based on lies and makes people miserable. It will die.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think that’s what he said. Quartering made a typical OTT thumbnail is all. Dylan said “misgendering should be illegal”. Which is different and more insidious. If he had gotten all hysterical saying “send them to jail” it would have sounded obviously ridiculous. Not that what he said wasn’t ridiculous, but it’s more subtle and less likely to cause a knee-jerk reaction from normies.
I wouldn’t put it past a lot of places (I think Canada has already done it in certain areas) to put in a sneaky law against misgendering. You might face a black mark on your background check or even a fine.
In the U.K. they quietly introduced a private list of “non crime hate instances”. You’re not told when you’re put on the list, you’ve committed no ‘crime’ but it’s a mark that stays with you, and flags on background checks. You can force them to show you list if you jump through some hoops with FOI or something.

We are not far from making misgendering illegal. There’s a real swing back in the U.K. right now, though. They pushed too far and we’re getting results. I think they’ve had to walk back the ‘non crime hate incidents’ lists Because it was pointed out that no crimes had been committed. We’ve closed the centres operating on children and the lawsuits from young detransitioners have started rolling in. The authors of The Dutch Protocol have retracted their original study conclusions due to horrific methodology (they simply didn’t count bad outcomes and announced ‘good outcome’ only for instances where puberty blockers blocked puberty successfully….nothing about the psychology.

More and more normies are coming round to how much too far this has gone and acknowledged ‘clown world’ status. There is still hope this stupid stuff can be squashed. They crossed a line with children and they’re slippery sloping this down to the MAP thing. That will cross people’s lines too.

I’m starting to really think that this has been the goal all along. Open, legal ‘consenting’ sex with minors socially accepted. Not that all trans people animate pedos, but I think the people instigating this at the top are. But I want to be optimistic. This will be looked back on in the same way as a horrible aberration. Man XY, and woman XX has held true for practically every human that has ever lived. These people aren’t special.
 
The site this article references is behind a pay wall that not even Archive.ph can get through.

Bud Light sales continue to fall.

Article text:
Bud Light sales continue to sink like a brick as the Dylan Mulvaney fallout nears it’s one-month anniversary.

Congrats to the happy couple!

The latest numbers are in, and the folks over at Anheuser-Busch may wanna look away. According to Beer Business Daily, Bud Light’s off-premise sales volume — the amount of beer sold outside of restaurants and bars — was down 26.1% from a year earlier in the week ending in April 22.

That’s even worse than the 21.1% decrease from the week prior, while Bud Light numbers are now down 8% this year.

Those above figures include sales at grocery stores, convenience stores, and liquor stores.

“The shocking deterioration of Bud Light Blue’s market share continued apace through the third week of April — and actually somehow worsened. We’ve never seen such a dramatic shift in national share in such a short period of time,” Beer Business Daily wrote on it’s website.

Don’t hold back, Beer Business Daily!

Sheeeesh. Never a great way to start your week when you read beer experts call this the most “dramatic shirt in national share” they’ve ever seen.

And you thought Bruins fans were having a rough Monday.




But hey, maybe all beer sales are down, right? Could be. It ain’t a great economy, you know.

Just kidding!

The same report paints a much greener picture for the folks over at Miller Lite and Coors. The trade publication and data provider noted that Coors Light volume was up 13.3% in the third week of April, while Miller Lite volume rose 13.6%.

Again, not great!

The plummeting numbers come just days after Anheuser-Busch essentially held an all-hand meeting to try and steady the ship.

Reports last week indicated that Bud Light was planning a massive marketing blitz to combat misinformation in the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney partnership, while also vowing to have a better screening process for future projects.

Apparently that started after the beer chain’s newest commercial, which debuted during Thursday’s NFL Draft and was widely panned for it’s obvious 180-degree shift.

Can’t wait to see what’s next!
 
Bud Light sales continue to fall.

AB shouldn't have gotten rid of that weird woman so soon. If she'd had the chance to put Dylan's open-mouthed face on a NASCAR hood that would have fixed evrathang.

"You think they jokin, Billy Ray?"
"Sheeit, Cletus, I'm laughing muh ass off."
"Crack another cole one for me thayun."
 
The site this article references is behind a pay wall that not even Archive.ph can get through.

Bud Light sales continue to fall.
I'm kind of impressed how much of a debacle this whole affair turned into, given that the cans with Dylan's face were a silly little promotional bit that was never sold in stores.

...Bud Light marketing campaigns are going to be red-blooded as fuck for the next 5 years at least, aren't they? (lol)
 
All that time in the makeup chair and they still had to use photoshop to get the chin stubble out.

Don't morticians have some effective pave-over makeup that would do for an hour or two until the stubble poked its way out? Maybe the training video I watched, Death Becomes Her, wasn't totally accurate. Oh, wait. Bruce Willis had to resort to Bondo, didn't he? That would let Dylan get through a whole evening!
 
Oof... that one on the right looks rough. The shading makes it look like someone grabbed her chin and yanked it to one side. This isn't me commenting on the woman's appearance. She's beautiful and there are other pictures in that article that look infinitely better. That lighting and angle do not do her justice.

And Dyldo... it's like his eyebrows and his eyes are two separate paragraphs and someone pressed tab and then italicized his eyes. That's the only way I can describe it.

You said The A List is a pity party for those featured. Is it also a pity party for the people who make it? Like do they just put their Z team editors, photographers, etc. on it?
 
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