🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Pomniman]

What the hell would happen to Ralph if he took ayahuasca? Some transformative (possibly traumatic), spiritual experience that'd turn him into the next Joe Rogan? It's a shame he's too much of a bitch to go on a retreat like that. The results would be fascinating.

Visions of all the daddies who hurt him, from Ronnie bumming him to Jim laughing at his pillstream. Probably all the pets he's killed and dicks he's sucked too.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Now and again when he forgets to close his tabs you can see he peruses self-help sites talking about this kind of stuff.

Which is hilarious to me considering how he never even attempts to follow the advice those things give

I'm sure EOR probably says "AH GO TO THE MEETINS!" Then when asked why he doesn't follow a bit of the advice "FUCK THEM! THEY DON'T KNOW THE RALPHAMALE!"

"The supervisor he justifiably has a crush on"
What a disgusting pig. He still can't stop talking about every living female he comes across as something he wants to stick his micro into.

Well Jesus Fucking Christ it's not like they're gonna feel anything! Even if they do I doubt it's for very long.

 

[Waifu Days]

Ralph can never monitize the hate. Some lolcow and careercow can but not the pig. Amen,

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Tor is being stupid so I can’t quote but Ralph is a perfect example why the “I can do whatever I want and repent at death and be saved” shtick just doesn’t work. He’s like an allegory for all seven deadly sins lol. Even though everything is screaming pull up pull up he simply cannot - he no longer even has the capacity to want to have the capability to change.

 

[Zaryiu2]

IIRC EOR also mentioned that a problem was that the plan was for EOR to move to the UK, which was then f'd up by his felony conviction on assaulting a police officer. Since Nora didn't want to move to the US this became a big problem.

It was EOR saying it so who knows how much truth is involved if any.

Not enough salt in the world to take EOR at his word

 

[LGHDR+]

He just needs a fat dose of 3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate.

Now THAT'S a taper strategy for Ralph I can get behind. You should start a clinic, I hear of other hogs this treatment would be equally effective for. I'd probably start at one gram IV, a 'final solution' to porcine addiction.

Hog Meth PSA

Early Cuyler (Squidbillies) discussing the signs of meth on hogs.

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[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph is a perfect example why the “I can do whatever I want and repent at death and be saved” shtick just doesn’t work.

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not yelled out "Christ is Kang!" in Your name, brought in gay brown demons in Your name, and done many streams in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’

 

[Zaryiu2]

Daddy took him out for an ice cream. You know, thing he should be doing with his kids

Tough to do when EOR see them only as spite tokens

 

[UnKillFill]

Now THAT'S a taper strategy for Ralph I can get behind. You should start a clinic, I hear of other hogs this treatment would be equally effective for. I'd probably start at one gram IV, a 'final solution' to porcine addiction.

Hog Meth PSA

Early Cuyler (Squidbillies) discussing the signs of meth on hogs.

youtu.be

Weight LOSS? You're thinking of a different pig.

 

[ImNotJewish]

Pls Pig Lord can i have some food, the horse jailor left without leaving me anything

 

[Booby Jones]

Half quarters... if only there was a name for that kind of thing.

We don't use 8ths in Memphis, bish

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

That poor cat's been through so much.

 

[Rage Pig]

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[SargonF00t]

That poor cat's been through so much.

I am relieved that she is still alive.

 

[veritarded]

We don't use 8ths in Memphis, bish

i’m surprised he doesn’t know what an 1/8th is. it’s the most weed he can afford

 

[MeltyTW]

Pls Pig Lord can i have some food, the horse jailor left without leaving me anything
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.... ralphs done lost his damned mind. I think hes been beaten down so much hes retreating into trying to be a wholesome cat person account type or something. which wouldnt be bad except i know this is just a temporary mental retreat and hed be back calling his daughter a bish and antagonizing people if things started to go good again.

 

[Malaika]

Pls Pig Lord can i have some food, the horse jailor left without leaving me anything
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Oh, he actually went back to Mexico? I guess we'll see this week if he's for real about changing or if it was just an act in the hope May would change her mind before today. He's behaving all wholesome and repentant but the real test will be to see if he keeps it up even when he doesn't get what he wants ( May giving him another chance and him meeting his donation goals. )

 

[ImNotJewish]

Im getting a feeling that Ralph is trying to quit drugs to spite his alogs.. which means he actually has i tiny chance of doing it, as spite is his prime motivator, if he tried to do it to keep his horse or for his children it would be doomed to fail

 

[SargonF00t]

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Im getting a feeling that Ralph is trying to quit drugs to spite his alogs.. which means he actually has i tiny chance of doing it, as spite is his prime motivator, if he tried to do it to keep his horse or for his children it would be doomed to fail

Ralph is at his core a tremendously weak minded individual who can not rise above his base urges.

He is clearly lying about the level of Xanax he has been able to taper down to, in 3 or 4 days, yet unbelievably whenever I see someone being optimistic about Ralph's future, it seems like they are either believing Ralph's bullshit or have not thought about it enough to realise how implausible his claims of current Xanax levels are.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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Im getting a feeling that Ralph is trying to quit drugs to spite his alogs.. which means he actually has i tiny chance of doing it, as spite is his prime motivator, if he tried to do it to keep his horse or for his children it would be doomed to fail

He couldn't even go on a 2 mile walk to spite the alogs. It's easy to "quit" everything when all he has to do is talk about it on twitter. Let's see what state he is in when he finally streams again.

Ralph is claiming he went from 2mg Xanax a day to one. Which we know is not true because he has been popping the pills like candy and at one point (weeks ago) admitted taking 10mg a day IIRC. He's talked about having seizures because of the amount of xanax he was taking, he won't be able to detox on his own and he doesn't have the required willpower to do it either. Besides his brain has to have suffered a great amount of damage and he's close to 40 at this point, his brain and body won't cooperate the same way they would for someone in their 20s, so he's surely going to suffer from nasty long term issues/long term withdrawal which can break even the most determined person.

As long as all he has to do is talk about how much he's kicking drugs on twitter he will surely do great, reality though, that's an entirely different thing.