🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

after which time he would just not feed her until Rozy died.

Worked for the dog, right?

Moulded as a broadcaster by Jerry Springer and Larry King.
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Wait - Ralph puts thought into how he presents his show? X

 

[Bully Brigadier]

Well after seeing that last stream I'd like to be the first to say even if I'm a week or two early:

Rest in peace Ralph. The world isn't any worse with your departure but you were funny to laugh at so I'll kinda miss you. Also MATI is going to be entirely about trannies and fat people so that sucks. It's going to rough on your kids not knowing their real dad but seeing you having drug induced conversations with people who aren't there is 10x worse so this is probably for the best.

I'm curious as what will happen with his Californian twin. He doesn't know if he continues on the internet after his passing more eyes will be on him and his untalented flunkies. Vickers could laugh and mock his death earning animosity with the pigs very few true allies(if any) and look like more of an ass or Give bs condolences further showing how disingenuous he is. Either way it'll be interesting to see what happens.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Moulded as a broadcaster by Jerry Springer and Larry King.
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Its nice of him to give a shout out to the late patron saint of the farms...

 

[Hüftpriester]

Rest in piss to that kike Jerry Springer, I hope he's burning in hell for his part in dragging our culture into the gutter. Too bad he inspired fat faggots like Ralph to take up that mantle.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Moulded as a broadcaster by Jerry Springer and Larry King.
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These things tend to happen in threes...*crosses fingers*

 

[Mango Cobra]

too soon?

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This picture gets me SO MAD.
That baby NEEDS a hat.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This picture gets me SO MAD.
That baby NEEDS a hat.

Her little klan hood was in the luggage Ralph lost on the way there.

 

[NoReturn]

Born free, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heart
Live free and beauty surrounds you
The world still astounds you
Each time you look at a star

Stay free, where no walls divide you
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

T / A
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He's feuding with dick now? Jfc.

 

[Hax1337]

 

[eDove]

Ethan makes it way too easy to make fun of him. He might as well have CRYBABY tattooed on his forehead.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

I would just like to point out that Jersh seems to get his 2023 prediction right. Meigh will no longer be married and the smol man will kick the bucket.

Also love how he said: We have separated, we are not divorced this is something different. Is this just to not give Josh his win or might there be other reasons for this take?

It's all just pure pig cope. April is the Mexican corn planting season, soon we shall have the final harvest...

 

[RussianParasite]

He's feuding with dick now? Jfc.

He wouldn’t dare. I think he is just high and being “philosophical.”

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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It's funny that all the women that he broke up with, left because of him being a wigger and cheating on them.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

I think its really telling that all the woman that Ralph has been with, have decided to literally flee when he is not around. Really gets the old noggin joggin in terms of what might have happened behind the scenes the entire time

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The best part is that it isn't that he thought he could do better with a white woman, he thought that Nora, who was way out of his league, wouldn't find out about him having sex with black whores, and if she did find out, that she would be okay with it.

She wasn't, of course, and the next thing Ralph knows he's getting divorced, so he rebounds onto Ade (yuck), and then he dropped her for Faith, before fucking things over with Faith by trying to be Lil' Dick Molesterson with the throuple obsession with Meigh and Faith, before his abuse and Faith's refusal to join a polyamorous relationship left him stuck with Meigh, who he never really liked beyond the fact that she was willing to suck his dick clean after he pulled it out of Faith's ass.

IIRC EOR also mentioned that a problem was that the plan was for EOR to move to the UK, which was then f'd up by his felony conviction on assaulting a police officer. Since Nora didn't want to move to the US this became a big problem.

It was EOR saying it so who knows how much truth is involved if any.

 

[Mango Cobra]

IIRC EOR also mentioned that a problem was that the plan was for EOR to move to the UK, which was then f'd up by his felony conviction on assaulting a police officer. Since Nora didn't want to move to the US this became a big problem.

It was EOR saying it so who knows how much truth is involved if any.

Yeah, of course, but I'd bet money that getting caught rawdogging nigger whores around the same time as the Gunt Picture was taken turned it from a "We still love each other but irreconcilable differences mean we can't bo togeather" / star crossed lovers bullshit situation to, a, what we now know was a messy divorce where he had to bribe her to pretend it was the first thing.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Yeah, of course, but I'd bet money that getting caught rawdogging nigger whores around the same time as the Gunt Picture was taken turned it from a "We still love each other but irreconcilable differences mean we can't bo togeather" / star crossed lovers bullshit situation to, a, what we now know was a messy divorce where he had to bribe her to pretend it was the first thing.

I am in no way diminishing EOR fucking around with hookers and am remembered about the "AH LUB MAH WAHF!" comment in Knoxville.

 

[ten dollars off]

Wait, so... what does Ethanphetamine even DO? LIke, I know people laugh at him because he's an idiot, but what is his intended value proposition to the audience he INTENDED to capture?

 

[Silent Seeth]

Wait, so... what does Ethanphetamine even DO? LIke, I know people laugh at him because he's an idiot, but what is his intended value proposition to the audience he INTENDED to capture?

There's not much to do at the trailer parks other than drugs, alcohol, TV and a ralph stream. What else can you whittle away your days with but watching someone just like you OWN THE ALAWGSSS.