Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

It's an Optimus MD-1200. You can get them for $70 now.

Alright, I looked that up and it’s not terrible. Nice to have a pitch bend at level of keyboard and the drum pad is kinda cool. There’s worse keyboard to have to fuck around with. 61 keys suck though, better to go for the 76 if you’re going to go less than 88.

Shame, compose a song for Kiwi Farms and use a split patch. Bass and piano or some shit. The gauntlet has been laid down.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Listen, I could post shit from his Twitter talking to me, but I’ve been cappin this dudes Tweets for like a month, and I’m getting a little tired of it. Like Shame, if you wanna have a slapfight so bad just sign up for the Farms. I’m not even joking, do you think it’s some kind of hive mind? People fight all the time. You’ll probably get gangbanged at first but like, what’s the difference? You read all the posts every day anyways.

Also, you can rate people “Autistic” or “Dumb” to enrage them. Twitter and Reddit are squeaky-clean hugboxes that don’t let you do anything fun like that. And you can be as big an asshole as you want and shit on people who piss you off. Kiwi Farms is fucking great.

This is the literal truth; we have literal fucking psychos posting and unless they're child molestors or monkeyfuckers eventually everyone just kinda is like "oh yeah that's the guy".

hell you can start by just negrating everyone in your own thread, that always sets off some sperg and causes lots of fun for everyone

I mean you can even go on a righteous (lefteous?) crusade and start following the America Thirst board maahahahah

 

[A Sunset]

hell you can start by just negrating everyone in your own thread, that always sets off some sperg and causes lots of fun for everyone

I mean you can even go on a righteous (lefteous?) crusade and start following the America Thirst board maahahahah

Shame is retarded. He could troll the fucking shit out of conservatives here. He could go to the Autism Thunderome or whatever, and just negrate all the /pol/tards that hang out there and fight all day.

Also speaking of negrates, , hi @KF Cruiser rating me Autistic on my last post.

Interesting timing, have you ever even reacted to anyone before? Is this confirmation it’s actually Shame? (It is)

EDIT: LOL I was fucking right, this is the first thing the account has ever done besides lurk.

@Mr Moonface pretty sure this confirms you were right, this is Shane’s alt. Not that it wasn’t obvious.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Also speaking of negrates, , hi @KF Cruiser rating me Autistic on my last post.

imma have to rate you autistic for still having alerts for ratings on ahahahahah couldn't be me

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Shane, I'm also fat so I know how much it sucks. You can still repair the damage done though. If you want to lose weight like I currently am trying to do, we can be accountability buddies to hold each other responsible for our wins and losses. You're already starting off great with walking two miles to the grocery store. Dm me if you're interested.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Interesting timing, have you ever even reacted to anyone before? Is this confirmation it’s actually Shame? (It is)

What a fucking king.

Bravo.

Shame is retarded. He could troll the fucking shit out of conservatives here. He could go to the Autism Thunderome or whatever, and just negrate all the /pol/tards that hang out there and fight all day.

Shane should try it because it would be hilarious content and he would probably manage to get the better of most of the arguments too. And he would somehow care less about the argument than most of the posters there, which would be a first for him.

 

[lolnah]

Shame is retarded. He could troll the fucking shit out of conservatives here. He could go to the Autism Thunderome or whatever, and just negrate all the /pol/tards that hang out there and fight all day.

Also speaking of negrates, , hi @KF Cruiser rating me Autistic on my last post.
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Interesting timing, have you ever even reacted to anyone before? Is this confirmation it’s actually Shame? (It is)

EDIT: LOL I was fucking right, this is the first thing the account has ever done besides lurk.
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@Mr Moonface pretty sure this confirms you were right, this is Shane’s alt. Not that it wasn’t obvious.

But also you can see guests on this site. Not saying that's not Shame's account, but also saying I don't think a reaction is definitive proof of anything. It could be his fat wife's account instead.

 

[A Sunset]

imma have to rate you autistic for still having alerts for ratings on ahahahahah couldn't be me

I didn’t even think to turn them off, LOL. At least I’ve been getting those sweet updoots this whole time for precious dopamine.

But also you can see guests on this site. Not saying that's not Shame's account, but also saying I don't think a reaction is definitive proof of anything. It could be his fat wife's account instead.
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True. It’s just really funny timing. Shame was going through withdrawal fighting with me, and then like 2 minutes after I say he should just come on the farms, KF Cruiser takes it’s first ever action.

Just sayin, it would be fitting way to reveal the sock - seething at me. And they changed their PFP to Somerville Dan. Or perhaps it’s Shame’s forever-girlfriend running deep-cover ops.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

He's starting to react? Finally the coward fag is starting to show off.

And look at that, just at the time that Worm suggested him to do it. You have him by the practical balls at this point.

 

[internet friend]

Shane, buddy. You've taken the first step with giving some ratings, but your journey is far from over. You gotta make your first post man. It may be scary, but I believe in you Shane. There's even a shiny winner reaction in it if you do!

 

[Mr Moonface]

It is confirmed that Shane isn't a guest and actually has an account. We know this because he was reacting to this thread while it was in proving grounds. I'm 99% sure that the @KF Cruiser account is him based on it being created within a few minutes of Shane first tweeting about his thread here.

Also:



He's now trying to larp as Dan Mullen. Nice try Shane.

 

[Black Cat2]

Holy fuck, this guy is hilarious. He is literally incapable of doing anything without someone else giving the idea to do it first. All it took for him to start negrating people was for someone to tell them that it'll piss people off, then he immediately goes and does it.

 

[Not a bee]

It's like watching a documentary of a chimp learning how to use a computer.

 

[Doxmatix]

LMFAO. I read that and didn't immediately grasp what that meant, so I just moved on. Because I don't really care. But Shane must have been seething so hard when nobody on the thread picked up the bait in the picture, and then nobody picked up the bait in the screenshot, and then he had to insert it as a non sequitur in a tweet that made no sense.

This is why this thread has 151 pages.

Shame replied to you and using his superior intellect concludes that because Kiwis have better things to do in their life than look for blues clues in his boring photos, that we are unobservant and dumb.



He also posted a video playing his keyboard in the dark for @Friendly Arbys Employee and umm what can I say? I feel kinda bad right now as I think this thread is actually documenting a mentally handicapped manbaby and he's just shown us what he's on disability for. Let's hope he never moves in with his mother.

(sorry can't archive his musical masterpiece right now)

 

[Johnny Salami]

(tweet, archive)
Fatty doo-doo claims he used to be a professional dancer. He's got more skills than Batman. He also finaly got some engagement; too bad my anime-titty shitposting account gets more enegament, though.

 

[Spunt]

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Whatever you say Thomas.
You've also never shown any knowledge in coding. You can prove me wrong though.

Oh hey cool, I play guitar. We can jam out when we Skype.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

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Whatever you say Thomas.
You've also never shown any knowledge in coding. You can prove me wrong though.

Tap dancing? Really, Shane? Find that hard to believe.

Video proof needed.

 

[Oliver Onions]

All this must be so confusing for the 29 people who view his tweets on average. Watching a man clearly in the midst of a manic episode argue with a forum by replying to screenshots of posts calling him fat makes Pat's 'you are mentally ill, stalker' copypasta seem like Sun Tzu, by comparison.

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Whatever you say Thomas.
You've also never shown any knowledge in coding. You can prove me wrong though.

Shame, if you really want to score a win against the Farms, please post a video of you tap dancing. I promise you I will die laughing.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Of couese Shame and Hawgzilla are into bondage
Look at them, do you honestly think either of them could get hard/wet for the other with vanilla sex? Do you really believe either of them ever looks at the other in an unguarded moment and thinks "Damn, I gots to break me off a piece of that!" Doing "kinky", "forbidden" shit in the bedroom os the only way to get either one excited for the other.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

All this must be so confusing for the 29 people who view his tweets on average.

25-28 of those views are from this thread, and probably 20 of them are the Worm™.

I do honestly hope we're providing some amusement or activity for Shane; it's good to laugh and be interactive! That and some walking to the grocery store (protip: bring your own bag, and use your bag while shopping! then you know how much the bag will weigh as you return) could help turn weight-related issues around.