Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe I missed it but why is this fat piece of shit directly responding to his thread on Twitter? Come on Shane, hang out on the other, better bird website with us.

It's like Linkara not engaging in any place unless it's where he can control the narrative.

That's what Shame Porkins is doing. If he doesn't like what you say he can block you and then report you. Here? He can't do a thing and it's eating him alive.

How the fukc does someone take the bait so damn hard

Autism. The answer is always autism.

What the fuck has happened in this thread? I am so fucking lost.

Shame is being a faggot.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

Luckily he doesn't know how stupid he's looking to people on Twitter. It just looks like he's talking to himself.
By the way, that MD-1200 doesn't look like it ever gets used.

 

[Doxmatix]

If that's what that little flap of paper is in the background, you've either got amazing eyesight, that's a reference I missed, or that's an incredible powerlevel. Then he links them on Twitter. I hadn't read your post when I made mine, but I think Shane has confirmed something I suspected.

It was a text that Shame sent his girlfriend, then he sent the texts to Worm who failed to bite at the sex bait.

Link to FAE Post

 

[RussianParasite]

Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

Shane is really more of a dancer, doing his silly monkey dance to whatever tune our worm friend decides.

 

[Next Task]

By the way, he's claiming that that story is about you, not realising it was in the news two years ago.

Yeah, it's been out there for a very long time, that story. It would be one of those internet apocrypha things that Snopes would document, back when they were useful.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yeah, it's been out there for a very long time, that story. It would be one of those internet apocrypha things that Snopes would document, back when they were useful.

Shane should probably visit more than just a handful of sites.

Shane is really more of a dancer, doing his silly monkey dance to whatever tune our worm friend decides.

Le Cochon Danseur

 

[Poonocchio]

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Whatever you say Thomas.
You've also never shown any knowledge in coding. You can prove me wrong though.

Imagine Shane tap dancing hahaha, fucking wonderful.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shane should probably visit more than just a handful of sites.

Le Cochon Danseur

Even that pig probably has a better mobility in his body than Porky.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Shane joins the elite list of cows that got so totally obsessed with this site that it broke their brains. Congrats, you moron. We own you.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was a text that Shame sent his girlfriend, then he sent the texts to Worm who failed to bite at the sex bait.

LMFAO. I read that and didn't immediately grasp what that meant, so I just moved on. Because I don't really care. But Shane must have been seething so hard when nobody on the thread picked up the bait in the picture, and then nobody picked up the bait in the screenshot, and then he had to insert it as a non sequitur in a tweet that made no sense.

This is why this thread has 151 pages.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

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Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

Still hasn't composed anything as beautiful as Dielawn has.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think the reason why Shane doesn't mention me is because he thinks I'm a cat.
Never mind he has.
You can say that I'm lying but people have guessed in the past where I work.

It is a bit of a downer that you're not a cute kitty with a sarcastic sense of humor, clicking away on a laptop.

In a certain light this fat hog bitch with the rootin ring in her very fat stupid nose looks like racket's wife.

Hey, I'll have you know she did a lot of meth prescription drugs and spent a lot of money on cosmetic surgeries to become the emaciated, clearly miserable goblin she is today!

Uncle Ted's wisdom lives on.

It's genuinely unfortunate, this great device of human engineering and communication, used inanely to scratch a dopamine itch.
Could have been the best thing for us, and instead it's just another drug. Sad times.

And like any other drug, it gives with one hand and takes with all the others. At a minimum we can have some good laughs as we watch our societies implode in real time.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It is a bit of a downer that you're not a cute kitty with a sarcastic sense of humor, clicking away on a laptop.

Today I have a sausage.


It's a good sausage.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Shame/worm is my favorite kiwi and lolcow ship

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Whatever you say Thomas.
You've also never shown any knowledge in coding. You can prove me wrong though.

Shane, make us a video of your tap dancing skill.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If Shane wants to prove that he has skills he should do it without the lights on. You're supposed to be playing music, not having sex with the hambeast.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Hi Shane! Did you enjoy watching the Kraken win against Colorado and going to round 2 of the playoffs like everyone else in Washington? You know what is funny Shane is that a lot of people probably went to the bars to watch the game and, despite the hangovers, are going back to work first thing in the morning unlike you who is just going to make up weird fan fic about @I'm Just A Worm and get in more fights with the Farms. You suck Shane!

 

[A Sunset]

Holy shit Shame, I check your Twitter and you’ve thirst-posted about me like 30 times asking where I am. Nigga it’s nighttime where the fuck do you think I am, I’m eating dinner and banging my girlfriend. And while I’m doing that you’re like “yoo-hoo, worm come play with me”, like goddamn nigga, that’s gay. I was only gone like 3 hours dude. LMFAO.

Listen, I could post shit from his Twitter talking to me, but I’ve been cappin this dudes Tweets for like a month, and I’m getting a little tired of it. Like Shame, if you wanna have a slapfight so bad just sign up for the Farms. I’m not even joking, do you think it’s some kind of hive mind? People fight all the time. You’ll probably get gangbanged at first but like, what’s the difference? You read all the posts every day anyways.

Also, you can rate people “Autistic” or “Dumb” to enrage them. Twitter and Reddit are squeaky-clean hugboxes that don’t let you do anything fun like that. And you can be as big an asshole as you want and shit on people who piss you off. Kiwi Farms is fucking great.

Also, Shame I’m sick of this gimmick with “respond to Kiwis, but avoid every question and just say random unrelated shit .” It’s kinda funny for a bit to make fun of you being cowardly, but now it’s just annoying and boring. You need to step it up. Either answer some questions or make more videos, that would be entertaining.

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Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

That Casio doesn’t even look like it has a sustain pedal. Also probably has no touch sensitivity and the tones suck. Not 88 keys either. But shit, make a video and let’s hear some of these compositions.

Shane, make us a video of your tap dancing skill.

Yes do that, have it ready by tomorrow or you lied about your Tap Dancing Shame.

Hi Shane! Did you enjoy watching the Kraken win against Colorado and going to round 2 of the playoffs like everyone else in Washington? You know what is funny Shane is that a lot of people probably went to the bars to watch the game and, despite the hangovers, are going back to work first thing in the morning unlike you who is just going to make up weird fan fic about @I'm Just A Worm and get in more fights with the Farms. You suck Shane!

Based.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That Casio doesn’t even look like it has a sustain pedal. Also probably has no touch sensitivity and the tones suck. Not 88 keys either. But shit, make a video and let’s hear some of these compositions.

It's an Optimus MD-1200. You can get them for $70 now.