Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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forgive me for asking this.

But lucas was groomed right? and Then went to thailand, and did tran porn? or am I confusing it with something else?
He's a 4chan incel who got into furry shit, got groomed, tried to fuck his dog, trooned out. Went to Thailand and got his dick snipped as soon as he turned 18 then immediately started doing t-girl dominatrix fart porn. Also he's a wannabe political figure, tried running for the Communist Party and failed twice, attended tranny rallies and marches. His mom's a hardcore progressive and basically sees him as a trophy for how woke she is, too.
 
New thread theme(s). Pick based off of your mood like Lucas does with drugs.

What the hammer is in reference to:
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This is a reference to a fairly well known tweet about beating ET to death with hammers. Trannies really like to refer to it.
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Streaming every week, on Fridays at 12 PM ET? Looks like someone is copying Josh's stream schedule
And he also waited to read off donos until later in the stream.
He's writing a book HAHAHAHAHAH. A childrens book on how much he hates Null?
Good lolcow reading material along with Taylor Lorenz’s book.
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LINK / ARCHIVE
Inb4 Washington post's coverage of keffals' lolsuit favors him. The court docs he read were sent to journos so prepare for a kind article about Keffals.
This is a joke. It’s a stolen joke from a more popular tranny.
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A good number of trannies do this to fuck with the easily deceived on Twitter. Anyway the only journalist that mods for Lucas is a sports journalist. Sports journos are scum even among journos.
Nigger was struggling to force that cry.

Also, he's the Chud.
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Billions must rope.

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Grifter to grifter communication.
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He sure is popular, huh.
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Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but I believe Lucas is returning to Twitch for a few reasons (none of which are “consistency”). First off, he is close to being banned, so he needs to stop trying to skirt the line. Second, Twitch chat bullies him less. Last and arguably the biggest priority for Lucas, TwitchCon.

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Most sane Keffals chatter
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I would call such nation "No man's land", both ecause of their hatred of patriarchy and because that's what going to become in 15 years, 5 if it attempts interacting with other countries.
This nigga is hilarious. Voluntarily has his cock and balls chopped off, but is traumatized because a female cop surreptitiously fondles his tit? Not even the most retarded Canadian would buy a story like that. What was it that he's contending was so traumatic? Being touched by a woman? The idea that she'd discover his tit was fake?
The realization that it was the most action cuckas ever had with a real woman ever since being breastfeed by his mom.
 
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I would call such nation "No man's land", both ecause of their hatred of patriarchy and because that's what going to become in 15 years, 5 if it attempts interacting with other countries.
I think "No Woman's Land" would be more apt, given there wouldn't be a single real woman there.
 
Financial update for April:

Twitch: about $622.50 (down from $782.50 in March)
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Patreon: $1,570 (up from $1,524 in March)
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Donations and subscriptions on keffals.gg:
$859.69 (or more if some people paid for several months of subscription at once) (up from $160 in March)

April total: approx. $3,052.19 + YouTube revenue (up from $2,466.50 in March)

Not great, but still $100 per day for doing fuck all. A bunch of people threw money at him yesterday to celebrate the return, let's see if it keeps up with the scheduled weekly streams on Fridays. Though I don't believe he can actually stick to any kind of schedule, even if it's just streaming once a week at a particular time. He always talks about doing that, but he's too erratic to ever follow through.
 
I honestly believe Lucas abuses drugs... just the baby type of drugs. Speed, weed, oxyies and Adderall. Maybe he'll take a short of coke if it's offered to him by someone else, but it's not fully a habit. Yet. Heroin, absolutely not, and most certainly not meth either.
On some level, I am unsure. All the addicts I have known over the years all had their sex organs. Maybe Lucas has a better control of the needle because he cut his cock and balls off, and had then made to look like some Spam based art project. Maybe the no sex organs gives you special powers, like depression.
 
He reached out to apologize to people? Nigga never said sorry to me.
Which drug was he on when he talked with you?
Oh yes his PTSD is already getting better. That's amazing he's the speed running king of getting over things. First meth and PTSD. I'd love to learn his secrets.
His Penile Traumatic Surgery Disorder is incurable.
 
Financial update for April:

Twitch: about $622.50 (down from $782.50 in March)
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Patreon: $1,570 (up from $1,524 in March)
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Donations and subscriptions on keffals.gg:
$859.69 (or more if some people paid for several months of subscription at once) (up from $160 in March)

April total: approx. $3,052.19 + YouTube revenue (up from $2,466.50 in March)

Not great, but still $100 per day for doing fuck all. A bunch of people threw money at him yesterday to celebrate the return, let's see if it keeps up with the scheduled weekly streams on Fridays. Though I don't believe he can actually stick to any kind of schedule, even if it's just streaming once a week at a particular time. He always talks about doing that, but he's too erratic to ever follow through.
That doesn't go very far when you stuff your face with Doordash and take a pharmacys worth of drugs each and everyday.
 
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