Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Fangsofjeff said:
Would it be feasible for a troll who lives in Virginia to chaperone Chris to the doctor's office? It could potentially save his life.
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Potential downside of this, even in some fantasy world in which Chris agrees, is that doctor examines clean wound and tells Chris to keep it clean and covered - then because he's now been told by a doctor that it's no big deal when Chris develops symptoms indicating there's a serious problem he ignores them.
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
Medical people:
Quick question, how long do you estimate Chris has before he starts showing major symptoms? (Fatigue, REALLY bad pains, etc)
Well, if he shows symptoms at all...
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We don't know. It depends on a lot of factors.

Potential bad things:
1. Infection gets to his bloodstream. With or without sepsis, this is really bad and can kill very quickly.
2. Fistula to one of his potty areas, leading to infection.

My concern is that eventually it's going to get infected. He's using alcohol to clean it every day (supposedly), which will keep it clean for a short while, but that wound won't heal well with alcohol. Chris also probably plays with it, which will prevent it from healing.

That said, there's people who have open wounds for years. Beggers in poor countries keep open wounds to get more begging money, and there's addicts who keep open sores to get pain meds. I actually know a guy who kept an open sore on his gums to get that sweet opiate prescription so he could sell it for (other) drug money.
 
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I'm trying to think of a more inconvenient place to have this injury. Walking must hurt, sitting must hurt, Surely there's a hemorrhoid pillow somewhere in the hoard. Even if he wasn't fucking with it I'm sure it's constantly opening and spreading just given that it's on an active point. Fact is there's no way this will heal on its own.
 
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KatsuKitty said:
You gotta really captain kirk this shit here.

There's one thing he can't resist: lesbian sex. He'd go to the doctor if he knew somehow that the end result would be sweet, sweet real vagina scissoring.

Go that route.
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Even that won't work. Chris would go to the doc, doc would clean it, tell him to keep it covered and maybe give him an antibiotic. Then we are back to square one, only now the infection has been exposed to antibiotics. Chris doesn't think there's anything wrong, and you can't force someone to follow medical advice.
 
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KatsuKitty said:
You gotta really captain kirk this shit here.

There's one thing he can't resist: lesbian sex. He'd go to the doctor if he knew somehow that the end result would be sweet, sweet real vagina scissoring.

Go that route.
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That would only fuel his conviction to not see a doctor about this. He can't trib if he doesn't have a vagina.
 
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Dunno. Beside the point. Might as well let people talk.
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Exactly. This is an Internet forum, people come here to voice an opinion and sperg a bit. For the most part its useless comments and bullshit, but what is gained by closing a thread and what is the harm in letting one run? People can makes themselves look like dumbasses if they want.
 
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People are still concerned about Chris's Vag? Seriously, there are war vets with worse pyshical injury's, then a self inflicted botched piercing (yet some of you weens still donate to Chris instead) If you need to white knight, do it for someone that fights for our freedom. Stop sperging over spilled milk. Literally.
 
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Asperchewy said:
People are still concerned about Chris's Vag? Seriously, there are war vets with worse pyshical injury's, then a self inflicted botched piercing (yet some of you weens still donate to Chris instead) If you need to white knight, do it for someone that fights for our freedom. Stop sperging over spilled milk. Literally.
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Asperchewy is right, kiwifarms worries too much. Remember that cool 9,001 Chris made recently on ebay? Well, those taint photos were a big ruse, Chris purchased the card himself to throw off the scent of trolls to what is really going on. Chris finally got his hands on that 9,001 dollars through the underground sex industry and is getting himself some new China in Asia or another third world country. Both he and Barb left after the HillClint ID card was posted. Chris is in surgery as I type this now, and after he heals nicely he is going to drink some corona and trib with some third world hookers. Barb will be there too getting nutritious bananas from Paco, Hamir, or whatever that brown guy's name is.

In all seriousness, Chris' mental health is deteriorating, the wound looks stable, but his brain has reached a dangerous threshold.
 
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