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Null said:
this is such a delightful tale to listen to

he's claiming he binged on his dead dad's percs, took heroin, was snorting coke, his coke was cut with meth, and he was drinking. all right during #DKF.

CA$100,000 well spent
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Good, troons spending money on heroin and cocaine and meth for some fat dickless mongoloid rather than HRT for themselves is a net win.
ERROR_ENTRY said:
This is minor and I can hear some counter-arguments, but why not go with a bigger lawyer/law firm? His lawyer Justin Anisman only set up his own firm last year. Why not go with someone with more experience?
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Because someone with more experience would know more than to bother with a load of pig shit like Keffals and his perjury.
Shig O'nella said:
Rule of thumb: If someone is forced to go to rehab, it won't work. Crops up all the time in meetings.
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Case in point: Amy Winehouse. And of course Keffals himself. He wasn't even directly forced to, but the claim of going to rehab (which is still unsubstantiated) was just to avoid criticism for his scummy, thieving behavior and of course the absolute worst thing, using the word retard, because 🤡 🌎
Something Awful said:
Now, the rehab. Keffals said yesterday that he was diagnosed with PTSD there, and that previously he had no idea how his "trauma" was affecting him.
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Lmao. Eat shit Keffals. NOBODY likes you monkeyboy.
Tetragrammaton said:
there is also the question of where he was getting coke with meth in it from if he was getting such a thing at all.
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It's actually pretty common to cut cocaine and MDMA with meth because it is generally dirt cheap compared to the drugs dealers use it to cut. The user would generally notice it because tweaking on meth lasts longer. It's also (relatively) less harmful than the much more dangerous practice of cutting opioids of various sorts with fent.
 
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Despite what he says, Keffals can't stay off twitter. He tweeted and deleted these early this morning, so sorry for no archives.
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Remember when DIY HRT wasn't under anonymous ownership? I 'member.
 
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He's right about going to the press to discuss diy her is a retarded thing to do. The first rule of committing crimes is not talking about it.

Of course, criminals being retarded faggots almost always talk about it. A decade ago I sat through a fascinating presentation by a homicide detective. It was very gruesome - nothing was censored - and I was the only person in the classroom eating during it. I was destined to become a farmer, I swear.

Anyhoo, enough power leveling. I took away several things from his presentation, one of which was, in his experiences if the main suspect won't confess, throwing his ass in jail for a while always ends with a confession to another inmate, who then always snitches in the hopes they will get a reduced sentence, if the main suspect did it. He said criminals will almost always end up bragging about their deeds, because they're looking for attention and validation from the other inmates/criminals. He says this is how they find a lot of murderers, they just can't keep their big mouth closed.

It's why cases like the Zodiac killer are so rare. I know far from every murder gets solved, but he says most do. Of course, in a female murder it is almost always the boyfriend/husband. I guess that's one of the things the cop shows get right.

So, Lucas is correct for once. But, retards gonna retard. I hope this catches the attention of the glowniggers and the whole scheme comes tumbling down. I know, rainbows galore.
 
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Punished Neco said:
So lets tally up some expenses that we know of if we're to take the Rehab story as actually true and other claims:
  • Rehab Stay: $20,000 (For a 30 day stint)
  • 1 years down payment on the luxury apartment: $28,272
  • Streaming backpack: Roughly $1500
  • A specialist 'Herman Miller x Logitech G' gaming chair which Keffals bought after moving into the new apartment, it's different from the one pre SWAT which was some black chair with a white trim: $2450
  • Lawyers retainer: $5000
  • Matching all donations 1:1 on Catboy Collectors surgery GFM (Confirmed donations): $3485 USD, ($4720 Canadian by todays exchange rate)
That totals $61,612 on those 6 things.
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Punished Neco said:
Things I can't work out the cost of but things to keep in mind:
  • The first ~5 week holiday to Ireland in August/September
  • The Twitchcon Trip
  • The Second 2 week holiday to Ireland in December
  • The current 'holiday' to Ireland which is unknown in duration.
  • However much was given to the drug dealers, you'd think it'd be significant to justify a $20k stay at rehab.
  • The Doordash 1-2 times a day as could be seen during Keffals streams
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There's no way he spent $20k for rehab when the maximum cost of everything in the second list plus whatever drugs can't exceed ~$40k Canadian. Something doesn't add up.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Oh yeah, and here's the chair, it was found a long time ago by some other user, I forgot who.
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Nice homework but there are two major ones that might be overly high. For one, I think Luke is exaggerating his drug use. You don't do the combo of drugs he's claiming without being visibly sick. Has anyone even once seen track marks on him?

And the other is actually going to rehab. I have serious doubts about that, or that if he did, it was the $20K full month inpatient stay. The other things we mainly know actually happened because he actually has stuff like the computer chair and we know he was in fact in Ireland, etc.

I think they might be slightly lowballed because Luke has piss poor money management and probably did nothing to get discounts or cheap tickets, but just impulsively bought them at top dollar, assuming he was now rich.
 
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To be fair, these people call PSTD to any annoyance they feel. Had a bad day at job? PSTD. Someone pushed you walking on the sidewalk? PSTD. Basically, minimal stress = PSTD.

NosirIwont said:
Keffals using his dying father as an excuse for doing drugs absolutely infuriates me.

Bitch my dad went from beer belly to weighing less than me from age 12 to 15 and ultimately died right on front of me 3 days after my 15th birthday, all thanks to cancer. I not once in my entire life, have I even thought about taking drugs because of the trauma it caused me.

What it did do is actually the opposite, because it's what he would have wanted of me. Even now, in my 30s I still miss him every damn day.

Keffals, you fucking bastard, use your father's death as motivation to improve your life! I'm so sick of pussies taking every bad situation and using it to be a victim.
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There are different kind of traumas. Your seem to come from losing someone you love, which means that loves remains within you. Some other people suffer a type of trauma that breaks them so hard they need to cope with drugs. You know who are often like this? Abused kids... wasn't K groomed?

Even if he went to rehab -which we know he didn't- nobody's ever going to admit that his problems started when he was groomed into troonism.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Are you saying if we're to weigh the probabilities of possible explanations that the more likely reason is some obscure E.T joke from 2021 rather than the first trans person to be banned from Bluesky for death threats with a hammer which happened 24 hours prior?
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Apologies for the misunderstanding, I’m saying the hammer death threats are based off of an ET joke from 2021.

Punished Neco said:
  • The first ~5 week holiday to Ireland in August/September
  • The Twitchcon Trip
  • The Second 2 week holiday to Ireland in December
  • The current 'holiday' to Ireland which is unknown in duration.
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We can at least estimate flight costs. A round trip ticket to Belfast from Toronto average about a cost of $1000 with prices going as low as $850 and as high as $1200. This is from Google and the lowest prices as well. It would likely be higher due to various fees for luggage. Now onto TwitchCon. Flights around when Lucas would have flown (from Toronto to San Diego) cost $500 round trip. It was likely higher due to a slight demand increase for TwitchCon. Ticket costs are in the graphic below.
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I can’t remember specifics, but I do believe he went all three days, so let’s just say another $200. As for hotel costs, I’m going to give an estimate of $300 a night, which is likely an underestimate.
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About $4900 (USD) with conservative estimates. This is about $6600 CAD.
Punished Neco said:
The Doordash 1-2 times a day as could be seen during Keffals streams
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For London, there is an 11% service fee on DoorDash. Local taxes also apply and seem to be about 11.5%. I am unable to find out delivery fees because I do not use food delivery and still have the first time order fee waiver for the delivery fee. Anyway, if we assume Lucas orders $20 of food (underestimate), he is paying at least $4.50 on fees and therefore $24.50 total.
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Lucas spends at least $25 (CAD) per DoorDash.

Another thing to take into account here is that Lucas does have some income to offset some of these expenses, but not much of them.
 
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