Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[ForTheHoard]

Even wings was better at crying then this.

After checking his latest failure at ratio'ing a transphobe, Lucas slams his fists against the table and screams, "I can't take this shit no more, man!" Lucas proceeds to punch a hole in his Japanese paper privacy wall.

 

[NoReturn]

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Nigger was struggling to force that cry.

Also, he's the Chud.
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[Super-Chevy454]

BTW, Keffals said the facility he went to was Addiction Rehab Toronto. They don't have prices listed on their website, but according to luxuryrehabs.com it's $20,000 for 30 days.

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I wonder if that rehab center is ok if we ask to check if Lucas was really at that facility? Then an other question is why he taked so long to name that rehab center?

 

[I faked the autism]

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...she continues to be overwhelmed by feelings of frustration, sadness, loss of confidence, desperation, and loss of personal dignity. Ms. Sorrenti is now experiencing anxiety in her professional interactions with colleagues, viewers and others. She has lost relationships...

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>Hey guys I felt really bad and a lot of bad stuff was happening so you can't blame me for grifting the 100k I said I was going to use to sue the Ontario police and instead spent it on drugs from Empire for me and my ladyboy prostitute to use in Ireland while touring Europe and the US. (Oh also I was gonna kill myself so, there's that)
This absolute pedophile lol, look at him, he's smiling when he says this. He didn't just learn to buy drugs from the deep web. 2 more weeks though until epic lawsuit.

 

[NosirIwont]

Keffals using his dying father as an excuse for doing drugs absolutely infuriates me.

Bitch my dad went from beer belly to weighing less than me from age 12 to 15 and ultimately died right on front of me 3 days after my 15th birthday, all thanks to cancer. I not once in my entire life, have I even thought about taking drugs because of the trauma it caused me.

What it did do is actually the opposite, because it's what he would have wanted of me. Even now, in my 30s I still miss him every damn day.

Keffals, you fucking bastard, use your father's death as motivation to improve your life! I'm so sick of pussies taking every bad situation and using it to be a victim.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I think "No Woman's Land" would be more apt, given there wouldn't be a single real woman there.

would transylvania be too on the nose?

• Keffals starts a ratio run on TERF on Bluesky
• TERF invokes name of null
• Keffals gets shot down (indirectly) by lead dev at Bluesky for her bullying & "ratios".
• Keffals virtue signals.

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i cant wait till keffals ends up getting banned because someone he gives an invite too does something retarded because its gonna happen.

So does Lucas talking about his plan to kill himself qualify as him pretending to try to kill himself in order to gain sympathy? Pretty sure a few people in this thread predicted something along those lines.

i would say yes and no. his non stop talk about ptsd and the mention of his plan was the start for sure. but i expect it will get worse the more times he is met with any resistance. it wont be long before disagreeing with him will cause him to lash out and call people retards while snorting as much coke as he can get his hands on while yelling at the profile pic of whoever disagreed with him that they made him do this.

BTW, Keffals said the facility he went to was Addiction Rehab Toronto. They don't have prices listed on their website, but according to luxuryrehabs.com it's $20,000 for 30 days.

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part of me wonders if he just googled this exact picture and used it to describe his stay in rehab. it just seems odd that he claims to have stayed there for longer than any of the programs. unless he is counting the days outside as in rehab as well.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Nigger was struggling to force that cry.

Also, he's the Chud.
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"Millions must troon~!" -Lucas Roberts

 

[Baraadmirer]

Pressing x real hard on the drug story. I'm sure this retard does drugs but this is all a load of horse shit. You don't binge all that shit and come out looking exactly like you did beforenhand. Faces of meth is a thing for a reason.

This nigger stole 100k from people and squandered it away and is just crying ooo my drug problem as a way to absolve themselves. 100% liar.

I can see Keffals kind of scraping by with this sort of gambit up in Canada, but non-simps are going to be much less forgiving.

Also he's a wannabe political figure, tried running for the Communist Party and failed twice, attended tranny rallies and marches.

Let's not forget the political podcast that got scrubbed.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Keffals using his dying father as an excuse for doing drugs absolutely infuriates me.

Bitch my dad went from beer belly to weighing less than me from age 12 to 15 and ultimately died right on front of me 3 days after my 15th birthday, all thanks to cancer. I not once in my entire life, have I even thought about taking drugs because of the trauma it caused me.

What it did do is actually the opposite, because it's what he would have wanted of me. Even now, in my 30s I still miss him every damn day.

Keffals, you fucking bastard, use your father's death as motivation to improve your life! I'm so sick of pussies taking every bad situation and using it to be a victim.

i am pretty sure i am right about this but i do not think keffals has ever actually blamed himself for anything he has ever done. he always blames some other outside force or group. he never admits he was wrong to do something or that he made a mistake. even with his current story he just blames everyone under the sun but himself. if he had said something like "sorry everyone i messed up i chose to do drugs instead of getting help with my trauma and that was a mistake and i regret every second of it"

i would have a tiny bit of respect for him but he cant even do that. its honestly pathetic. whatever rehab he is claiming he attends online or in person must be awful if they think giving someone like him a certificate of any kind is gonna do anything other than make him act even more self important.

 

[Kees H]

I am just happy he didn't change one bit. His stream was just as boring as his usual streams, and yet just as funny as usual due to all the bullshit he spews. I don't think he is going to change much tho, maybe for a couple of weeks, and then he's back to full on picking fights with everyone on Twitter, and being back to being "edgy".

Seeing him cry made me laugh really, really hard tho. It's so fake and he looks even uglier than he usually looks.

 

[Nuns with guns]

“I bought meth from the darknet” is a lie. Lucas wouldn't even have come up with the rehab story if it weren't for this thread constantly talking about his drug abuse. He's obviously been on things like opioids the whole time, but it's unlikely he was sniffing a coke+meth+heroin combo.

His rehab was likely, at most, a single zoom meeting. He spent the whole month trying to coom with his polycule in Northen Ireland.

 

[Escaflonase]

BTW, Keffals said the facility he went to was Addiction Rehab Toronto. They don't have prices listed on their website, but according to luxuryrehabs.com it's $20,000 for 30 days.

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I honestly find it so interesting he'd have enough money for such a stay. 20k on top of a coke habit. We know his main avenues of revenue aren't the most lucrative. So where did he have the money for such a place. Unless he has some sugar daddy.
Not to power level but coke is def' not a poor mans drug by any means so having a coke, pill, alchy habit + international travel back and forth. Me thinks he spent a lot of money in the past 8 months or so.

 

[Something Awful]

Some thoughts about Lucas's purported PTSD and the rehab experience.

First of all, my armchair psychologist assessment is that his “PTSD” is a lingering narc injury. It started after going to TwitchCon in September and realizing that none of the cool streamers actually like or care about him and Denims will not have sex with him. After the euphoria of utterly destroying the Kiwi Farms and feeling like quite the messianic character, that was a big blow to his ego – followed by returning to Canada and being left to seethe alone in his new, empty apartment. So lonely, so mistreated.

Did he start lashing out at random leftists and abusing drugs because these guys, the London Police Service, misgendered him?



Or was it simply because his ego was wounded as his supposed allies did not fully appreciate him as the Christ-like figure he was?





You be the judge. But if it was the latter, of course he couldn’t say that openly. Probably couldn't admit it to himself, either. And so the PTSD narrative was born. He was a victim, not a big, pouting baby.

Now, the rehab. Keffals said yesterday that he was diagnosed with PTSD there, and that previously he had no idea how his "trauma" was affecting him.

That is a lie. Months before the rehab, Keffals was talking about his (self-diagnosed) PTSD, and how that was to blame for his erratic behavior.

[2022-11-14 07:10:06 UTC] keffals: so I have PTSD now and one of my triggers is literally doing political commentary on twitch. the other day I did it and I could not get my heart to stop racing literally for hours. my chest felt tight and the walls felt like they were closing in and I couldn't breathe.

(it should be pointed out he was talking about his tight chest and racing heart while snorting coke and meth)

So anway. Long before the rehab, Keffals had already decided he had PTSD. So when he arrived there, he said "I don't have a drug problem, I have a PTSD problem. Give me the PTSD test, I’ll ace it!" And so he did, and got his diagnosis for the low, low price of $20,000.

For admitted lifelong junkie Lucas, drugs weren't actually the problem, as it turns out. It was PTSD all along, now feel sorry for him and give him more money. In other words, he's learned nothing and still blames external factors (things that "happened to him") for all his problems.

 

[Punished Neco]

So lets tally up some expenses that we know of if we're to take the Rehab story as actually true and other claims:

• Rehab Stay: $20,000 (For a 30 day stint)
• 1 years down payment on the luxury apartment: $28,272
• Streaming backpack: Roughly $1500
• A specialist 'Herman Miller x Logitech G' gaming chair which Keffals bought after moving into the new apartment, it's different from the one pre SWAT which was some black chair with a white trim: $2450
• Lawyers retainer: $5000
• Matching all donations 1:1 on Catboy Collectors surgery GFM (Confirmed donations): $3485 USD, ($4720 Canadian by todays exchange rate)

That totals $61,612 on those 6 things. I haven't gone to the effort of working out how much of that $100k needs to be paid in tax. Although this potentially would fall under Taxation of Donation-Based crowdfunding which is tax free since the people donating aren't receiving anything in exchange

Spoiler: Tax rules as per a quick Google search

Those are only the expenses we can confirm actual dollar amounts for.

Things I can't work out the cost of but things to keep in mind:

• The first ~5 week holiday to Ireland in August/September
• The Twitchcon Trip
• The Second 2 week holiday to Ireland in December
• The current 'holiday' to Ireland which is unknown in duration.
• However much was given to the drug dealers, you'd think it'd be significant to justify a $20k stay at rehab.
• The Doordash 1-2 times a day as could be seen during Keffals streams

I'm starting to wonder how much money is actually left, Keffals was definately in a deficit for at least a few months in terms of income though.
This also makes a lot of sense in terms of Sam the 3 week partner who was around from mid December till just after New Years.
I saw Sam talking about drugs in the chat with another chatter who was asking how much of their hallucinogenic drugs they should take and Sam basically answered: 'All of it!'
So we can presume that Sam also partook in drugs and this might explain the appeal she saw in Keffals who probably also funded that particular drug habit.

Oh yeah, and here's the chair, it was found a long time ago by some other user, I forgot who.

 

[DumbDude43]

Or was it simply because his ego was wounded as his supposed allies did not fully appreciate him as the Christ-like figure he was?

he wants to be their christ
but he only gets to be their chris
chandler

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm starting to wonder how much money is actually left

We’ll know when he runs out; the DDoS will cease.

 

[Escaflonase]

Just checking simple prices from ONT to DUB you can see an econ round trip is about 1600 give or take. Assuming he flew economy mind you. He might think he's better than the poors and went with "premium economy" which is about 2k USD and I am far too lazy to change it to leaf bucks.

So you can roughly throw about maybe 8k on travel just to Ireland alone. Forgetting the Twitchcon trip. (hotel fees travel etc had to add up)

 

[Tetragrammaton]

“I bought meth from the darknet” is a lie. Lucas wouldn't even have come up with the rehab story if it weren't for this thread constantly talking about his drug abuse. He's obviously been on things like opioids the whole time, but it's unlikely he was sniffing a coke+meth+heroin combo.

His rehab was likely, at most, a single zoom meeting. He spent the whole month trying to coom with his polycule in Northen Ireland.

you would think that if he was on that level of drugs there would be some noticeable change in his appearance but nothing really changed. as far as the meth is concerned he was calling something legal meth a while back if i recall so when he says meth he could mean that and not actual meth. there is also the question of where he was getting coke with meth in it from if he was getting such a thing at all. was it in ireland? was it more darknet stuff? or was it from some random dealer in canada?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

you would think that if he was on that level of drugs there would be some noticeable change in his appearance but nothing really changed. as far as the meth is concerned he was calling something legal meth a while back if i recall so when he says meth he could mean that and not actual meth. there is also the question of where he was getting coke with meth in it from if he was getting such a thing at all. was it in ireland? was it more darknet stuff? or was it from some random dealer in canada?

London definitely has lots of meth and coke moving around but I wasn’t aware of the two being mixed. Coke users and meth users tend to be part of different socio economic backgrounds.


Lucas might be a big if dumbass to mix them himself or with his newfound grift money he might have been buying a purer grade off the darknet.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Just checking simple prices from ONT to DUB you can see an econ round trip is about 1600 give or take. Assuming he flew economy mind you. He might think he's better than the poors and went with "premium economy" which is about 2k USD and I am far too lazy to change it to leaf bucks.

So you can roughly throw about maybe 8k on travel just to Ireland alone. Forgetting the Twitchcon trip. (hotel fees travel etc had to add up)

If he moved all his shit to Ireland too that's another few grand for freight. If not a storage place back in Canada would cost about the same.