Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

How did Elaine get in touch with Dan? What does she have to do with the fativerse? I’m confused about where she comes in

 

[S.C.U.D.]

How did Elaine get in touch with Dan? What does she have to do with the fativerse? I’m confused about where she comes in

Giga retards have a way of coming together. Many such cases.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Journoscum/Keffals paypig Ben Collins() approves of the Patrick S. Tomlinson method for handling trolls. If it stratagem works for Ben(), why does it fail Pat?


Journoscum/Actual Lizardwoman Taylor Lorenz provides us an answer. She insists that clapping back at detractors only works if you're a straight, white male, thus directly insinuating that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits. Very cruel Taytay!

 

[Maude Snew]

Oh my god Patrick, are you implying that men can't breastfeed, you fucking transphobe?!?

Well first of all xim's not a man as such, at least as far as I can tell and second, if xir's breasts could in fact feed xim could end world hunger.

 

[Lady Crow]

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...melts like a witch in sunlight?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

...melts like a witch in sunlight?

that's how you know this tweet is pat-adjacent.

 

[AnOminous]

Those who would give up happiness in exchange for correctness deserve neither.

Poor Fatty. He gets to be neither right nor happy.

I prefer my option of being both right and happy. Fatso will never know that feeling, though.

Why isn't he fulfilling his moral obligation?

I guess he isn't big on Kantian categorical imperatives. This probably has something to do with him being a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Journoscum/Keffals paypig Ben Collins() approves of the Patrick S. Tomlinson method for handling trolls. If it stratagem works for Ben(), why does it fail Pat?

That's funny because every massive cow here has "punched back" at trolls. And they've all lost. Ben Collins is a pathetic crybaby faggot who sucks dicks and has caused absolutely nobody to dissolve like a witch in sunlight (misogyny much Ben you fucking kike cocksucker).

 

[Law]

...melts like a witch in sunlight?

I'm assuming he meant water, like the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard of Oz.
Of course in this analogy punching back at trolls is like pouring water on a mogwai.

 

[Ophelia]

I'm assuming he meant water, like the Wicked Witch of the West in Wizard of Oz.
Of course in this analogy punching back at trolls is like pouring water on a mogwai.

Or he meant Vampires, but his misogyny poked through unlike Pat’s weenie, which can’t poke through his flab.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Yes, Rona is Kyle's wife (or ex-wife? Thought I heard they also divorced), and isn't related to Adrienne.

She's Kyle ex wife. They stayed married for 4 years AFTER Pat's arrest, which weakens Rick's case. After all, if Kyle kept daring the person who was the sole responsible for sending his (first, lesser) brother to jail... that means he believed in some level that Pat was capable of such an act.

After they separated, she changed her name from Rona to something else, and that is way whenever her name is mentioned in the context of his arrest, Pat's answer is always "There is no one named Rona, stalker". Pure Tomlinson Technicality (aka fucking lies).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Varsity Kyle is the superior Tomlinson brother in every way. No matter Pat hates him so much.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

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I mentioned several dozen if not hundreds (jesus christ) of pages ago that child, wait for the knock, and enjoy prison have become pavlovian punchlines for me that, removed from context, make me laugh with no real effort or intent required on the part of the speaker. Typically coming from Pat they're just old hat because he can't hold a conversation without resorting to them so very rarely do they get a reaction from me coming from him. This was not one of the usual times. It started off simply enough, I was merely doubled over squealing in delight. Embarrassing enough, had anyone else been present, but the laughter didn't stop there. I then proceeded to perform the most embarrassing, obnoxiously overdone pigsnort laugh for so long that I filled my lungs to capacity and then somehow reversesnortlaughed until my lungs were empty. That wasn't a sound meant for mortal ears and I couldn't recreate it if I tried.

Friends, I worry I have stared too deep into the Pork Squealer and the Pork Squealer has begun to stare back. And still I cannot look away.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

"enjoy prison" is my personal favorite "bantz that was never bantz". it's hilarious to me every time, but every time i try to think up a situation outside of the infamous patrick rebuttals where it could be used, it doesn't hit as well. still funny, but not like posting a wookie pic and being told to enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[AnOminous]

"enjoy prison" is my personal favorite "bantz that was never bantz". it's hilarious to me every time, but every time i try to think up a situation outside of the infamous patrick rebuttals where it could be used, it doesn't hit as well. still funny, but not like posting a wookie pic and being told to enjoy prison, stalker.

What's funniest about it is this weird fat freak actually seems to believe it's true. He literally thinks people are going to go to prison, any day now, for the felony crime of calling him fat. That is how stupid he is.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

What's funniest about it is this weird fat freak actually seems to believe it's true. He literally thinks people are going to go to prison, any day now, for the felony crime of calling him fat. That is how stupid he is.

you just haven't waited long enough for the knock, little baby child.

 

[AnOminous]

you just haven't waited long enough for the knock, little baby child.

I just wonder what scenario he imagines in his weird, bloated, sweaty head, when he is imagining everyone critical of his stupidity and lunacy getting sentenced to prison.

The judge says "Did you call this morbidly obese, incredibly sweaty and greasy Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker here fat?"

"Umm. . .well, yeah, kind of. I mean look at him, he's fat."

And Pat thinks the judge will say "FIFTY YEARS IN PRISON!"

Instead, the judge would say "case dismissed, attorney fees and costs awarded to defendant." You know, like what actually happened in reality with Quasi.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Does anyone have caps of his slapfight with the Lost guy? Twitter won’t let me in without signing up again, and I don’t want to.

 

[siegemeister675]

What's funniest about it is this weird fat freak actually seems to believe it's true. He literally thinks people are going to go to prison, any day now, for the felony crime of calling him fat. That is how stupid he is.

This is also shows how fat he is.

 

[ShinyStar]

1) "punching nazis" (literal, physical violence) is a moral obligation.
2) fatrick sees nazis everywhere.

How many nazis has fatrick personally punched?

Why isn't he fulfilling his moral obligation?

Well, we know he interacted at least once with Bernell Trammell, and though no official investigation has provided a satisfactory answer for how that ended, it's possible that Rick met his quota in 2020. There'd have to be further investigation to see of he's kept up his attacking Nazi numbers since then, or if we should expect a sudden surge in similar cases once he realizes how far behind he is.