5/20/2023 - Guntstream KingPin 2: Electric Guntaloo - Ralph's Second Bowling Tournament - Time to rig the teams again!

[break these cuffs]

If she really wants to rake in the cash the next event, I have to words for the horse: tupperware/avon.

Legion halls and VFWs have kitchens. They have could bought frozen wings, pizzas, and all manner of garbage food to toss under the broiler and upcharge ridiculously for. They instead went the laziest route possible with M&Ms and plain turkey sandwiches. I guess Gunt couldn't swing the extra $50 or $75 some halls charge for kitchen use. You can usually serve booze too as long as the post has a license and you buy the alcohol from them. Though, I don't know Jersey laws on that. They're probably gay because Jersey.

Gunt might have been able to pull some decent concession money and made it much more of a party atmosphere, but I guess Sisco's card was maxed out by then and we know Meigh and Gunt had to commit credit card fraud for the $1k Vegas wedding.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

Ralph is the best.

I hope there's a Meigh/Rozy divorce and custody dispute to harangue him with by that time.

Honestly surprised this hasnt happened yet. Digibros ex must be retarded or have severe codependency issues to stick by Ralph no matter how hes treated her or neglected her or their kid.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

a 3 day guntfest? Would it devolve into a chimpout? groypers confined in the same space for more than a day doesn't sound great.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Honestly it'll probably be boring and lame like guntamania was. Ralph throwing live in-person events is always a recipe for a shit show. But given the fact that the current a-logs are complete faggots like podawful, kinochet and Mr Vickers, I doubt anything fun will happen like at the first gunt-o-rama.

Jesse I know you read this faggy site. Next time you go to a Ralph event don't bitch out and hide in the bathroom. Go up and deck Ralph in the face.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Breaking news: Ralph has just announced on stream his intention to transform Kingpin 2 into a three-day Ralph extravaganza he has dubbed the "RALPHAFEST WEEKEND"!

He hopes to put on the following events in Dallas in May:

• Friday, May 12: wrestling event
• Saturday May 13: Kingpin 2
• Sunday, May 14: Movie premiere at Ali Jamal's parents' house, with up to 150 attendees expected.

Ralph said Ali Jamal's mom traveled to Atlantic City and agreed to host an event for Ralph while meeting him over dinner at the Old Homestead Steak House in AC. He doesn't have explicit confirmation of the May 14th date yet, but intends to talk to Ali Jamal to make arrangements.

He said the "movie premiere" has something to do with the documentary guy he had around filming Ralphamania.

Please let it just been an entire film dedicated to shitting all over Ralph. Make this Ralph’s Carrie moment where Fuentes steps out of the shadows to laugh at Ralph who’s now covered in pig’s blood.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Going back to the Ghost Vs Ethan Ralph arc -
Ghost Politics is aware of The Killstream Kingpin Invitational 2 (Gunterball 2 - Electric Boogaloo) taking place in Texas next month, and very briefly alluded to something happening in the latest edition of True Capitalist Radio from the 31st of March.

Nothing was explicitly stated, but it seems he has an idea.

Whether anything comes of it or not, we'll see.

 

[Abu Muslim]

Another great financial decision made by the Ralphamale.
Can't wait for the bankruptcy saga 2, Gunt boogalo.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

We're getting awful close.

We now how confirmation that Pantsu won't be there! Shocking!

 

[Elmo]

We're getting awful close.

We now how confirmation that Pantsu won't be there! Shocking!

No more Ralph family meet and greet.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I hope the trophy will be twice as big and when Ralph "wins" and tries to pick it up it fails because of his little twiggy arms.

That or Ralph is so smashed he ends up bowling himself down the lane like ol Fred Flintstone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No more Ralph family meet and greet.

He better give me a fucking refund on the VIP package.

 

[eDove]

We're getting awful close.

We now how confirmation that Pantsu won't be there! Shocking!

Just like last time lmao

 

[Tiger Jack]

Watch out, Mrs. Jamal. The Ralphamale is on the rebound!

 

[There Is Light At The End]

He better give me a fucking refund on the VIP package.

You aren't @ZatLit, so you should be relieved

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

We're getting awful close.

We now how confirmation that Pantsu won't be there! Shocking!

Now who will make salmonella sammiches at gun(t) point for the crew?!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You aren't @ZatLit, so you should be relieved

Is he the one who paid extra for the chance to watch Mantsu slice lemon wheels for their Wonder bread and pimiento loaf sandwiches?

 

[gaystoner]

okay so this is happening tomorrow?

 

[Butwhythough2]

okay so this is happening tomorrow?

if it does I'm glad we are up and running

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I wonder if he'll turn up. His wife, Wendell, Bryson Gray and Chaggot have dropped out already.

It's gonna be great.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Farms are back just in time for this