Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nothing To Say Here]

Make no mistake, Himedall is not ruining Nick's Locals. It was on a path to destruction the moment people started posting nudes in it and Nick insisted on encouraging that behavior instead of telling them to stop acting like fucking idiots, which both showed how goddamned lazy he is and how little he respects his wife.

Documenting what people say and do is exactly in line with the culture of KF and always has been. As far as I'm aware, everything Himedall is doing is business as usual.

This concept completely and I would add the converse is likely true. I‘d postulate that Locals was a wasteland of ruination and grotesque behavior on it’s own and this fact is what made it interesting for Himedall to document, and for those that desire, to literally watch the tards tard out over and over again. If Locals was just a bunch of nerdy folks talking about uninteresting law crap or everyday mundane information, the documentation and gawking would have never taken place.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Make no mistake, Himedall is not ruining Nick's Locals. It was on a path to destruction the moment people started posting nudes in it and Nick insisted on encouraging that behavior instead of telling them to stop acting like fucking idiots, which both showed how goddamned lazy he is and how little he respects his wife.

Documenting what people say and do is exactly in line with the culture of KF and always has been. As far as I'm aware, everything Himedall is doing is business as usual.

To coin a dog-Latin phrase: Excelsior per Retardes

 

[Captain Manning]

Make no mistake, Himedall is not ruining Nick's Locals. It was on a path to destruction the moment people started posting nudes in it and Nick insisted on encouraging that behavior instead of telling them to stop acting like fucking idiots, which both showed how goddamned lazy he is and how little he respects his wife.

At most, he's inadvertently scaring away the people with more than two functioning braincells. The ones who likely wouldn't be that funny to begin with.

The true mark of a cow is that they usually don't or can't comprehend they're cows. They see absolutely nothing funny about their behavior. Nick doesn't, and neither do people like Art, Still-Life, Sally, and CGoody. That's why they're staying and continuing to provide the thread with entertainment.

Now if the robot happens to negatively affect Nick's business, Nick should maybe consider the possibility this new business model of his is complete dogshit and scale back the public degeneracy. It boggles my mind that anybody could promote ridiculous acts of exhibitionism, and then think they should be immune from public ridicule.

But, ultimately, affecting anything Nick does isn't the point of the robot. It's merely a possible side-effect of it.

 

[Maude Snew]

No True and Honest fan ever called me a journalist.

Dear sir or madam and nothing else please stand back I am doing a journalism. It's all very technical but this is cutting edge reporting.

 

[Swole McPole]

The true mark of a cow is that they usually don't or can't comprehend they're cows. They see absolutely nothing funny about their behavior. Nick doesn't, and neither do people like Art, Still-Life, Sally, and CGoody. That's why they're staying and continuing to provide the thread with entertainment.

Not only do they not comprehend that they're cows, they think WE'RE the weird ones because we spend 15 - 20 minutes a day laughing at their escapades. It's especially peculiar because quite a few of them are familiar with the site -- some of them even members, presumably having joined when their cult leader felt validated by the farms and so would say nice things about the place. From time to time, you'd hear little peeps of objection to their fantasies -- wait a minute, that's not what kiwifarms is like -- but that shit tends to get shot down pretty quickly by those who are threatened by dissent, so people learned quickly to keep their mouth shut about that or to keep it to themselves.

You know how Kiwifarms works? YOU must be the mole! Burn him!

 

[Not Who You Think]

Been reviewing the terminology that Nick uses. Below are two terms as they are defined by society at large.

Simp
Definition: a foolish or stupid person, or simpleton.
Slang: an insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.

Cuck
Definition: a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful.
Slang: a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.

Nick is a self-described simp for Kayla. His default behavior seems to be to put himself down as he elevates her in conversation, like when Kayla posted a pic of herself for the locals on her birthday. Nick was elated. Clip below with a little bonus at the end around 2:18 (lewd):

Nick also maintains that he's not a cuck. Nick also seems/pretends to be unaware of any relation between simpery and cuckery.

Nick also uses the term "cucksent" as a confusing way of saying that it is no one else's business what a consenting couple(?) does. The structure of this term is odd since men who are into cucking endorse the behavior (while other cucks are simply unaware of it).

A term like cucksent would fit more naturally as a cuck providing consent. Here's an image to help:



Nick appears to have used the terms "cuck" and "simp" to the point where they have lost any real meaning. They are just naughty words to use against people he has a low opinion of, akin to "prude" or "incel".

 

[feral cat #6385]

Been reviewing the terminology that Nick uses. Below are two terms as they are defined by society at large.

Simp
Definition: a foolish or stupid person, or simpleton.
Slang: an insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.

Cuck
Definition: a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful.
Slang: a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.

Nick is a self-described simp for Kayla. His default behavior seems to be to put himself down as he elevates her in conversation, like when Kayla posted a pic of herself for the locals on her birthday. Nick was elated. Clip below with a little bonus at the end around 2:18 (lewd):

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Nick also maintains that he's not a cuck. Nick also seems/pretends to be unaware of any relation between simpery and cuckery.

Nick also uses the term "cucksent" as a confusing way of saying that it is no one else's business what a consenting couple(?) does. The structure of this term is odd since men who are into cucking endorse the behavior (while other cucks are simply unaware of it).

A term like cucksent would fit more naturally as a cuck providing consent. Here's an image to help:

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Nick appears to have used the terms "cuck" and "simp" to the point where they have lost any real meaning. They are just naughty words to use against people he has a low opinion of, akin to "prude" or "incel".

LOLcows guy needs to be black.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Been reviewing the terminology that Nick uses. Below are two terms as they are defined by society at large.

Simp
Definition: a foolish or stupid person, or simpleton.
Slang: an insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.

Cuck
Definition: a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful.
Slang: a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.

Nick is a self-described simp for Kayla. His default behavior seems to be to put himself down as he elevates her in conversation, like when Kayla posted a pic of herself for the locals on her birthday. Nick was elated. Clip below with a little bonus at the end around 2:18 (lewd):

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Nick also maintains that he's not a cuck. Nick also seems/pretends to be unaware of any relation between simpery and cuckery.

Nick also uses the term "cucksent" as a confusing way of saying that it is no one else's business what a consenting couple(?) does. The structure of this term is odd since men who are into cucking endorse the behavior (while other cucks are simply unaware of it).

A term like cucksent would fit more naturally as a cuck providing consent. Here's an image to help:

View attachment 5106420

Nick appears to have used the terms "cuck" and "simp" to the point where they have lost any real meaning. They are just naughty words to use against people he has a low opinion of, akin to "prude" or "incel".

Come on now, why'd you make Our Wife appear so happy and healthy? If you're going to make a picture that mocks her, at least get her appearance somewhat accurate.

Wait...are you too a simp for her?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Was listening to a bit of Good Lawgic's stream with guest Steve Gosney about the death penalty.

Joe just said live that his long-presumed dead Monday collab with Nick still lives and that he'll on with Rekieta tonight after 11 pm CST.

 

[Chibitzen]

This is basically a wordy way of saying he mainly appealed to those who had some interest in law, but weren't blue pilled sheep. You didn't really even have to be a die-hard conservative to appreciate Nick. You just had to appreciate the fact that the mainstream media is dogshit, and be open to alternate POVs.

Now he's barely interested in law, and is more interested in acting like a degenerate. All the appeal he once had is gone.

Yes yes. On Nick alone, we can just leave it here. However, I think the The Great Algorithm demands some consideration, given there's enough people being fed to these Lawtube folk that the The Grift even became a thing. "The Grift": The literal teat for which so many channels sucked from and thrived.

Without this very big and hungry demographic (which I think is possibly shrinking now), Lawtube would not have taken hold. The No Fun Trials to Watch Apocalypse would have wiped most channels with it. Instead they can still exist, profitably, if even through incestuous means (pimping out their audiences to one another). That's what makes the shift in his content so much more hysterical. He must've assumed "The Grift" was HIM personally, not the phenomenon behind which gave rise to his popularity. Whether he catches on and attempts to scurry back to the original premise, remains to be seen.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Without this very big and hungry demographic (which I think is possibly shrinking now

Faran Balanced Deletes YT channel

As an aside, fellow Rekieta orbiter Divinity Said streamed tonight in a now private stream claiming that Faran Balanced deleted her YT channel, sold it for 5K to someone interested in making a new Lawtube clips channel and is going back to normie work.

Another interesting claim Divinity Said makes is that Locals leaves the refund requests for annual memberships at the discretion of the creator. Apparently some of Faran's paypigs asked Locals for their money back and Faran ghosted them.

Edit: Link to the Divinity Said livestream, though the channel owner said live he intends to set it to private.

Faran Balanced SOLD Her Channel For $5000? YEAH RIGHT! - The Madcore Show guest @DivinitySaid

I'm back with Divinity and we go over some juicy info, Did Faran Balance (@HistorysGreatestMysteries) really sell her channel for $5000? Is this woman a comp...

www.youtube.com

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Faran Balanced Deletes YT channel

As an aside, fellow Rekieta orbiter Divinity Said streamed tonight in a now private stream claiming that Faran Balanced deleted her YT channel, sold it for 5K to someone interested in making a new Lawtube clips channel and is going back to normie work.

Another interesting claim Divinity Said makes is that Locals leaves the refund requests for annual memberships at the discretion of the creator. Apparently some of Faran's paypigs asked Locals for their money back and Faran ghosted them.

Edit: Link to the Divinity Said livestream, though the channel owner said live he intends to set it to private.

Faran Balanced SOLD Her Channel For $5000? YEAH RIGHT! - The Madcore Show guest @DivinitySaid

I'm back with Divinity and we go over some juicy info, Did Faran Balance (@HistorysGreatestMysteries) really sell her channel for $5000? Is this woman a comp...

www.youtube.com

If true then nothing of value was lost.

 

[AnOminous]

They're for two things: steers and queers. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

I bet he lets Kayla peg him.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He must've assumed "The Grift" was HIM personally, not the phenomenon behind which gave rise to his popularity. Whether he catches on and attempts to scurry back to the original premise, remains to be seen.

Big mistake there. Sam Hyde's Fishtank is far more entertaining than modern day Rackets. Hell the autist John could put out a better Lawsplaining show than Rackets.

I'm really getting into this. Looks like my place on a Friday night.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Come on now, why'd you make Our Wife appear so happy and healthy? If you're going to make a picture that mocks her, at least get her appearance somewhat accurate.

Wait...are you too a simp for her?

I poke fun, but I leave more aesthetically antagonistic remarks in more capable hands. Besides, her appearance isn't as interesting to me as her conduct, and it was Kayla's choice to make her appearance so relevant to her conduct.

That said, in terms of appearance, Kayla is fighting a battle she will lose and I am somewhat concerned about the lengths she will go to in the future (and not just for her sake). The Rekieta's seem to have trouble accepting their flaws for what they are (physical and otherwise) and their problem-solving skills are a mess as a consequence.

Speaking of the future, I found an interesting piece from an old stream with Kayla from 2019 with a prescient superchat. Creepy how Nick mouths the words as Kayla says them. Interesting to see how far they've come in their marriage.

The awkward silence at the end invited a small bonus.

Spoiler: In case someone wants a copy without the clutter of dates.

Now, consider the clip below. Nick puts on a brave face and wishes his competitor (the internet) luck, even as he puts himself down.

As we know, Kayla went on to treat herself on her birthday by posting a boudoir-esque headshot for the locals on the internet, whom Kayla has found to be very entertaining and they don't have to afford her (Nick knows she does it for free). Funny stuff.

 

[Potatoherder]

Internet was having issues tonight and the logs shit itself(need to work on continuation at some point) but i will not he is at 4.9k pre cutoff. It's a good guest and an ok topic but people seem disinterested.

Drex is mad people are having opinions on him and his boyfriend. Clifford is nose guarding as usual.

 

[Dracula's Blood Sucker]

Nick yelled at HydroPX again tonight. You can hear him say "Yeah go ahead" he was telling one of his mods to ban him. Freeze Peach 4 life!
Here's that clip —

Link to the full stream — https://www.youtube.com/live/5TokgQGEsBg?feature=share

 

[Local Fed]

Internet was having issues tonight and the logs shit itself(need to work on continuation at some point) but i will not he is at 4.9k pre cutoff. It's a good guest and an ok topic but people seem disinterested.

Drex is mad people are having opinions on him and his boyfriend. Clifford is nose guarding as usual.

Was about to post this. Grade A copium from Drex and Mindset. tl;dw for everyone:

• you're all (Farms directly addressed) hate watchers who are foaming at the mouth constantly
• Drex still gets tagged in Sean's (Potentially Criminal) server; gets called a groomer lol (they don't directly blame it on the Farms though)
• you're all a bunch of losers
• if you're not showing your face and just use an avatar, you're a pussy and should get bent (boomer Branca moment from Mindset)
• according to Drex, all of the biggest detractors have anime voices uwu
• everyone is so cruel to Nick
• according to Mindset everyone going after Nick sees him as "the god that betrayed them"
• also according to Mindset people are only going after them because they must be over the target/telling The Truth™ and people, both liberals and conservatives are BIG ANGY over it

 

[RotPockets]

Internet was having issues tonight and the logs shit itself(need to work on continuation at some point) but i will not he is at 4.9k pre cutoff. It's a good guest and an ok topic but people seem disinterested.

Drex is mad people are having opinions on him and his boyfriend. Clifford is nose guarding as usual.

Never “loved” Nick and I don’t watch his shit, I just mock him for being a cringe coomer faggot and Drex for being a groomer on the Down Low. Nick caught my attention, right before he lost my respect shoving a bottle up his ass. If either of them were in my circle of friends I would bully them relentlessly, that’s what I do to people that show weakness. Trust Fund Babies and Gay Niggers get the rope.

Freeze Peach 4 life!
(video of a whiny faggot)

The irony of this whiny faggot mocking someone else for complaining about people not liking them, when that is the majority of the content he puts out. Everything he said applies to himself, it could be used as a copypasta to every one of his ‘Bitching in the Kitchen’ videos in regard to this thread.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Big mistake there. Sam Hyde's Fishtank is far more entertaining than modern day Rackets. Hell the autist John could put out a better Lawsplaining show than Rackets.

I'm really getting into this. Looks like my place on a Friday night.
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You have no idea how badly I want to watch Jon read a Greer lawsuit and try to explain it now.